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''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
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''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
''Teri surat pe ye dil haaru
Teri zarurat pe ye jaan vaaru
Jis din tera sms na aaye
Ji ye chahe teri kanpati pe 2 maaru.''
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May, 24 2010
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Aankh Garmi se.
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
The Equation of Marriage:
The Equation of Marriage:
7 Glance = 1 Smile
7 Smile = 1 Meeting
7 Meeting = 1 Kiss
7 Kisses = 1 Proposal
7 Proposal = 1 Marriage -
And that 1 marriage has 77777+ problems.
So beware of glance!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
MEMON:
Jao..!
2 dukano se 3-3 kabab le k aao...
Servant:
Janab..!
6 ikhattey kyun nahi..?
Memon:
Nalaik Aadmi..!
Chatni 0r Piyaz ziyada miley gi... ;->
Hobgoblins know
Hobgoblins know the proper way to dance:
Arms akimbo, loopy legs askew,
Leaping into darkness with delight,
Lusting for the ecstasy of fright,
Open to the charm of horrors new….
~Nicholas Gordon
I love to walk in a rain
English Theory
"I love to walk in a rain because no one can see my tears"
Pakistani Theory
"Main barish main isliye chalta hon ta k daney mar jaye" ;->
valentine qareeb hai
Valentine Day Bhi
Qarib hai Dosto….
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From
Apka apna
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Rehman malik
smjh tey gye o gey tussi…
A silent msg for All LOVERS
''We''ve known each
''We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?''
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
1Conductor Ki Shadi Ho Rai Thi,
Jab Uski Dulhan Phero K Waqt Uske Pas
Akar Baiti To Wo Bola
Thoda Pas Ho K Baith,
1Sawari Aur Bait Skti He.
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
Aik din hum un k ghar gaye...
wo soye hoye the....
Aik din wo hamare ghar aaye...
hum soye hoye the...
Moral:-
''''JaisA kaRo gE wAisa bhAro gE..''''
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don''t have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
Wedding nite:
Wedding nite:
Dulhan Sardar se,
aaj mujay itna khus kro
k ma sari zindgi yad
rakhon....
SArdar sari raat usay
gud gudi Krta raha...->
I’m engaged with someone
Boy- I Love you.
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Girl- I’m engaged with
someone
and i have a boyfriend
& i also have 2 serious afairs.
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Boy(after long thinking)
“DEKH LE KUCH ADJUST HO SAKE TOH”
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