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app ko sil ki gahraioon se

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May, 19 2010 74 chars (1 sms) 1992 views Funny

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A Police Recruit Was Asked During Exam,
"What Would U Do If U Had To Arrest Ur Own
Mother?"

He Said, "Call For Backup.".

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->

Two secrets to keep

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you''re wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you''re right, shut up.

Airhostess and pathan

Airhostess: Sir ap kia lain gy?
pathan: Milk badam, kheer,pakora, tandori chicken wid naan & niswar

Airhostess: Sir tusi jahaaz ty aaye ho apny peo dy viaah ty nhe

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,

Meri zindagi per faqat itna ehsan ker do,
ik benam si mohabbat mere nam ker do,

ik subha ko milo aur shaam ker do,
Aur sham tak mere ghar ka sara kaam ker do:p

teacher punishing th

Teacher Punishing The
Student Coz He
Forgot His Home
Work
Teacher Asked : Who Is
Ur Father ??

Student Put Out Mirror
From His Pocket &
Give It To Teacher

Teacher- Oh I Forgot .. ;->

''Q: Why do most women spend

''Q: Why do most women spend much time on improving their LOOKS and not their MINDS??

Ans: Because they know that men are STUPID, but not BLIND...!!! :p''

PathAn KA Interview

PathAn KA Interview Ho RAhA ThA: BatAo " N W F P" Ka KyA MatLAb Hai??

PathAn BoLA

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NO WOMEN FOR PATHAN . . .

Hamare Office Main

Hamare Office Main Jo Jo Bhi Bolta Hai, Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai Kyon?
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Kyonki Jo Jo Hamare Office Mein Ek Bande Ka Naam Hai Aur Woh Bahut Dheeme Bolta Hai....Isliye Sirf Wahi Sunta Hai.

''Tumari Yaad Muje is Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

''Tumari Yaad Muje is
Tarha aati hai, :Faraz~

jJesay taiz Aandi mein
SHAAPER aaty hain..;-)''

american agency black water

American Agency
Black Water K
Khilaaf Hum Nay
Aik Agency
Banany Ka Socha
Hai. U R Requested
2 Join Us
0ur Agency
Name z

"Soda Water" ;->

A Married Man Have

A Married Man Have An Affair Wth His Secretary One Day They Went On Date & Spent So Much Time That It Became 8PM While Returning Home Man Rubbed His Shoes & Cloths Grass & Dirt At Home, Wife Asked "Where You Were ? He Replied, I Cant Lie To U, I'm Heaving An Affair And Coming From Date Wife Looked At Him & Shouted Jhootay! Cricket Khail K Aa Rahay Ho Na . . .

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