app ko sil ki gahraioon se

app ko sil ki gahraioon se
app ko sil ki gahraioon se


















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May, 19 2010     74 chars (1 sms)     2004 views       Funny

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If A PARATHA & A PIZZA Is Thrown From A 50 Feet
Building,Which Will Reach The Ground First?









Ans:PIZZA,Coz Itz A FAST FOOD!!
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U have Just Watched My New Film:


TAARE MOBiLE PAR . . . ;->
''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''
Height Of Maska
Professor: Where Is Your Homework

Student: Sir It Tore While I Was Fighting
With A Guy Who Said You Were Not The
Best Professor In The College
Ager Duniya Ko Kuch Kar Ke Dekhna HAi Tu Sunooo Meri Baat ......
Hathi Ke Upar Ulta Khara Ho KAr Photo Khihwao ab Photo Ko Ulta KAr Ke Duniya Ko Dikhayooo... ;->
''Banane Wale ne ek dost mere liye Banaya..

Jise Aap Ke roop main maine Paya...

Jo mere dil main aisa samaya...
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Jaise porani haveli main bhoot ka saya....''
"Doctor, doctor, will I be able to play the violin after the operation?"

"Yes, of course..."

"Great! I never could before!"
What Will U Call A Crow Who |s Very Hard???












A-Crow-t
With love this wish is sent your way ,
for a very special kind of day
Promise me we are true friends I am lamp you are light I am Coke you are Sprite I am Sawan you are badal I am Normal you are Pagal I am Water you are Tanki I am Tarzan you are Monkey.




USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
MEN-opause MEN-strual pain MEN-tal illness GUY-necologist HIS-terectomy EVER NOTICED HOW WOMENS PROBLEMS START WITH MEN??