Once upon a time,

Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!

JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!

WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya

May, 20 2010 316 chars (2 sms) 2716 views Funny

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