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Once upon a time,
Once upon a time,
Once upon a time, there were two friends ''JO'' ans ''SO''.both of them were dudes.
One day they decided to go to a jungle.
while going through jungle, A HUGE SNAKE COMES IN FRONT OF THEM!!
JO gets frightened , but SO dies!!
WHY??
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A: JO darr gaya..SO marr gaya
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May, 20 2010
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In A A/C Exam Every
In A A/C Exam Every 1 Was Writing But Hassan Was Continuously Dancing!
Why?
Bcoz
Someone Told Him Dat There Is Marks 4 Every Steps.
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na
ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha
Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Aap Ki Chahat Ki Qadar Kartay Hay,
Salam Aap Ki chahat Ki Nazar Kartay Hay,
Jo Kartay Hay Wafa Hum Say,
Jaan Apni Hum Un Ki Nazar Kartay Hay.
teacher mehnat karo
Teacher Mehnat Karo Ga
Tou Kuch Bano Ga .
Pathan Student Teacher Hamra
Gadha Tou Itni Mehnat Karta Hai
Magr Wo Kuch Nahe Bana ...;->
Sardar Pathan se:
Sardar Pathan se:
Yaar meri Saas ka birthday hy, koi sasti or achi antique cheez btao jo usey doon
Pathan:
O Khocha, esa karo Hamara Sussar de do:-D
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Biscuit walay ka love letter..
Dear MARIE!
2day is GOODDAY.
U have Krack''jacked my little heart.
Now im in 50-50 position.
Plz dont play Hide n Seek..
Tumhara TigeR... ;->
Larkio Ki ada humain pasand nai,
Larkio Ki ada humain
pasand nai,
Larkio Se bate hamain pasand nai,
Wo to ane wale bacho ki zid ha k MAMA chahiye,
Warna humain shaadi karna
pasand nai!
Ppl say opposite attracts...
Ppl say opposite attracts...
So I sincerely ''HOPE''
you meet somebody
who is attractive,
honest,
intelligent,
and
cultured
Not Like U Jahil :P
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Kya kal tm farigh ho?
Agr farigh ho to nahalena? Gande insan!
Mene apne ghar walo
Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,
tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.
Jaane Kese Jeete Hain
Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,
MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->
Is dress ka kya price hai
Girl:”Is dress ka kya price hai.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”Sirf 5 kiss,
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Girl:”Aur us dress ka.. ??
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Shopkeeper:”10 kiss..
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Girl:”Dono dress pack kardo, bill daadi
dengi..:p:p
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