the office boy enters boss''s office

the office boy enters boss''s office
the office boy enters boss''s office
i think its ur phone sir

boss- how do u know??

well a voice said
is that you, u old fool.
  

May, 20 2010     135 chars (1 sms)     2242 views       Funny

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