Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
  

May, 17 2010     275 chars (2 sms)     2366 views       Funny

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All pakistani nation se guzarish hai
k chand dino k liye susoo bathrom me na krein
bal k shoper me pack kr k wapda k office
me jama krwa dein ta k jaldi pani ki
kami puri ho or or or

Load shedding ka jaldi khatma ho plz
After checkup, Dr. said to wife:

"Ur husband is suffering from a very severe disease. If u don''t do the following, he''ll die.

Each day, fix him healthy breakfast. Be pleasant, & in good mood. Cook tasty dinner for him. Don''t discuss ur problems with him. If u can do this for 1 year, ur husband will be OK."

On the way home, the husband asked:

"What did the Dr. say?

She said:

"Doctor ne jawab de dia hy...." =P =D
Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai



Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki

Ab B Waqt He

Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
Good looks catch the eyes but Good Personality catches the heart,
You are blessed with both!. FLATTERED?. Don''t Be, it was sent to
me, I just wanted you to read it.

Judge mulzim se:kia tm ne pehly b kbi jail kati ha?
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Mulzim:janab 2 dafa koshsh kr chuka hn magar slakhen bht moti thi me kamyab nai ho ska:-D
Shakespare Said

Don’t Worry
B’coz If U Worry U Get Wrinkles On Ur Face
So
Why Don’t U Smile n Get A Dimple On Ur Face
Wish U Lots Of Dimplez
dAd: eXam ki tAyAri hO gAyi puttAr ?

sOn: ji dAd, shOes kO pOlish kyA, peN mein iNk dALA, UnifOrm irON kiyA, skoOl bAg reAdy kiyaA

aAb sirF pAdnA baAki hAi..
T^r^u^e
F^a^c^t

Brain x Beauty x
Availability = Constant

And

This Constant Is
Always Zero ... ;->
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
.
Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
.
Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . . :p
Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja

Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne bhukamp kyu bheja

Yamraj : Kya kare...
March ending hai TARGET pura karna hai...!!!