Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
  

May, 17 2010     275 chars (2 sms)     2365 views       Funny

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Mobile Tower Pe Beth K Kawo''n Ko Urana Hai . . . .
Santa: Yaar mujhey kuch nahi aata tha main paper khali chor aya hon.
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
Ek PATHAN 500 ka naQli note le kr ek DUKAAN DAAR k pass gaya..

aur kaha k "SURF" de do...

DUKAAN DAAR ne kaha :
is note pr to QUAID-E-AZAM ki "TOPI" hi nhi hai..

PATHAN ne kaha: Topi DHULNAY gai hui hai isiliye to "SURF" mang raha hoon... ;->
Shaadi ke pehle - Maine Pyar Kiya

Shaadi ke baad - Ye Maine Kya Kiya?
Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"
Sending birthday blessings
Filled with love and peace and joy
Wishing sweetest things happen
Right before your eyes !
Teacher: Tm Class Me Ghada Kyn Le Aaye?

Studnt: Sir, Ap Ne Hi To Bola Tha

K Ap Ghade Ko B Insan Bana Dete Ho

So Mai Isi Lye Is K Le Aaya Hun. :-D
Having A Crush Is Like A Cigar..

It Starts Wid Fire..

Continues Wid Smoke..& Dies In Ashes But Who Cares?

We R Chain Smokers! ;-)
MATAN ready ?

Yes boss


FISH ready ?

yes boss

OMLET ready ??

Yes boss

Chicken ready ??

No boss,

Why ??

KOKAR abhi sms pahr raha ha
Once A Woodcutter Went To A City.

Suddenly Al The Gals Started Followin Him

And Became Crazy About Him.


Guess Why?



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