Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..

May, 17 2010 275 chars (2 sms) 2562 views Funny

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Daalne Laga Main Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Daalne Laga Main
Cheekhne Lagi Wo

Hua Dard Itna
K Seh Na Saki Wo

Takleef Hui Itni
Boli Bahar Nikalo

Khuda K Waaste Haath Main
Duusri Choori Dalo . . . ;->

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

when u give a flower to gilrz so rection in nation

Japniess: pass rakh k muskuria gi

Austrilan: pyar bhari nazar se dekhe gi

Kiwi: tumhare gal pe kiss kere gi

Indian: guldan mai saje gi

pakistani: soche gi kash yeh gobi ka phool hota
raat ko aalo(potato) milla k saag banati ;->

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Mama: Beta khaana Khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Mithae khaogay?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Acha Icecream?

Beta: Nhi

Mama: Chocolate?

Beta: Nhi naaaaa

Mama: Baap pe gaya hai THAPPAR hee khayga.....

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep

On 20th. Anniversary husband deep in thought.
Wife asks: what r u thinking?
Husband: Do u remember when ur dad caught us dating?
Wife: Yes
Husband: He pointed his gun at me n said either marry my daughter or go 2 jail for 20 years.
Wife smiles. ''''Yes.''''
Husband: Ahhhh! I would''ve been free today... =P ;->

Larki Pehli Baar Larke

Larki Pehli Baar Larke k Saath Uski Car Main Drive Par Nikli

Wo Ek Sunsaan Road Se Guzarne Lage Tou
LAki Ne Poocha :
â€˜â€™Kia Tum Sirf Ek Haath Se Drive Ker sakte Ho ?â€™â€™

Larka Khushi Se Bola : Haan Haan Kion Nahi . . .

Larki : Theek Hai , Ye Lo Tissue Paper Aur Apni Naak Saaf Kerlo

Dazz.. Dazz Dazz Dazz ...

Dazz..
Dazz Dazz Dazz ...
Dazz dazz dazz dazz. . .
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Chup jao.. FARAZ ''TALIBAN'' k sath mil gaya hy..!
:-)...

A Chini was in hospital.

A Chini was in hospital.
SANTA went to meet him.
Chini said “CHING CHONG, MOU.CHU CHA” & died.
SANTA went china 2 know the meaning,
that was:-
KUTTE OXYGN K PIPE SE PAIR Utha.

"MUJHE NAHI PATA"

TEACHER: MJHE WO TEEN ALFAAZ BTAO JO CLASS ME SAB SE ZIADA BOLAY JATE HAIN..
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STUDENT: MUJHE NAHI PATA
TEACHER: SHABASH BAITH JAO...!

Bengali patient:

Bengali patient: Doc sahab, potla-potla totti aata hai, khane ko man nahin karta hai.
Doc: Yeh lo dawai, mota-mota totti aayega, jaise marzi kaat ke khana

Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi

Ek Bus Conductor Ki Shaadi Ho Rahi Thi.

Woh Stage pe Sofay Per Betha Hua, Apni Dulhan Se Bola:

Zara Idhar Ho Kar Betho Baaji! Ye 3 ki Seat Hai. :-) :-) :-)

aliens have contacte

ALIENS HAVE CONTACTED THE EARTH...
JUST WATCH THE NEWS AND SEE IT....
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AND
ONE MORE THING ADVANCE MEIN HAPPY APRIL FOOL..!

things to remember

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

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