Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
  

May, 17 2010     275 chars (2 sms)     3201 views       Funny

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Dunya Main TOKYO woh shehar hai,

Jis Main koi Faqeer nahi hai.

Lekin Dunya main aik aisa Faqeer hai jo wahan bhi pohanch gaya hai.

Samajh to Tum Gaye Ho. :-)
SLEEPING DISEASE ETIOLOGY
CAUSED BY: Lecturer
HOST: Students
REASON: Frequent Classroom Exposure
SYMPTOMS: Frequent falling on the table, Automatic closure of the eyes
CHRONIC FORM: Serious mucous discharge from mouth
PATHOGENIC LESIONS: Reddening of the eyes
PATHOGENISIS: Mild closing of the eyes, Short handwriting, Loss of conciousness
DIAGNOSIS: By adjacent person, Sometimes by thr prof.
TREATMENT: Not yet invented
PREVENTION: Bunk the class :)
I Love You!


I realy Love You


I Love You More than Anything in the world



Yehi Kehna chatha Tha Majno Apni Laila Se Par Bicharay Ko English nahi Ati thi afsos


1pagal 2nd Se
Hath Ma Cigrete Daba K Pochta Ha: Batao Mre Hath Ma Kia Ha?
2pagal:
Train.
1pagal:Tmhe Kese Pta Chala?
2nd:Tmare Hath Ma Se Dhunwa Nkal Ra Tha ;->
''A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say? Wow... 3600-2400-3600''

Sending You A Cheque Of

Rs Hapinessssss/-

When U Feel
UPSET n ALONE

Withdraw it From My Account

&

Whenever U r Too HAPPY


Deposit IT In My Account ... (:
Once A Few Hairs

Growd On Gandhiji Head

Gandhi Went To Barber

Barber Got Angry

N Said

"U Want Me To Cut Or Count

Gandhi Said "Colour It
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?
American : "our dogs find bombs"
Japanese : "our fish play footballs"
Pakistanis : "ye to kuch bhi nahi hamaray to gadhay bhi sms parh laitay hain"...
"Ek idea jo badl de apki duniya..............:P
Agar lyf me kabhi aapse koi mistake ho jaye...
To 2 min. apni aankhen band karke...
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socho k...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye.............................:P:p
Ek Bahut Barrey Sharabi ki
Car k Peeche Likha Tha:

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Daaru Piyo
Tay Insaan Bano

Roti To Kuttay Bhi
Kha Lete Hain. :-)
An interviewer to an engg student:"what is engg"

student:,#@! #@#$#

Interviewer: Mujhe kuch samajh mein nahi aaya

Student:Same is the situation here