Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
  

May, 17 2010     275 chars (2 sms)     2950 views       Funny

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hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."

Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
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"Jab Tak Zinda Hun Msg Krta Rahun Ga

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Jis Din Na Karun To Samjh Lena K

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Agly Din Karunga.
"Zalimo"
Kabi to Acha Socho.?haha.
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
''Red ROSE
pyar k liye

Yellow ROSE
Frndship k liye

White ROSE
Shanti k liye

AUR

Aapke liye?

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NIMA ROSE
roj nhane k liye''
Gandi : Dekh Baabey Aaj 60 Saal Baad Mere Mulk Main Kya
Kuch Ban Gaya ...
Tere Mulk Main Kia Bana ... ???

Quaid-e-Azam: Biscuits Badal Gaye Bistiks Ban Gaye ...
Life Main Kabhi Comptomise Kerna Parey Tou. . .
Don''t Hesitate . . .
B''coz
Jhukta Wo Hi Hai Jis Main Jaan Hoti Hai
Aur Akar Hi Tou Murday Ki Pehchaan Hoti Hai . . . ;->
Kya aap panchvi pas se tez hain?
To batao?

Agr ram seeta hai,
To ram kya hai?

Socho socho

Simple hai yar


"Darzi"


Samjhay panchvi fail :-D