Judge, Mujrim Se

Judge, Mujrim Se
Judge, Mujrim Se, Batao Tumari Akhari Kwaish Kia Hai ?
Mujrim,

Aik Mob Nokia N73
5 Karror Rupay
Apki Beti Se Shadi,
USA Ka Viza,
2 Saal Ka Hanimon,
6 7 Bachay Jo Apko Nana Nana Kahe Aur Mujhe Papa,
Un Ki Shadi Karwa Dun Us K Bad Ap Jo Fasila Do Mujhe Manzor Hoga..
  

May, 17 2010     275 chars (2 sms)     2783 views       Funny

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''Jab koi Dost kisi Dost k
Haq main Dua kerta hy
to wo dua is k Dost se
pehly is k apny Haq m
Kabol hoti hai
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Allah kary Tumari Shadi jaldi ho jay.''


Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen







Pesh Ha










''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
When I was younger I hated going to weddings ... it seemed that all of my
aunts and the grandmotherly types used to come up to me, poking me in the
ribs and cackling, telling me, ''You''re next.''

They stopped that stuff after I started doing the same thing to them at
funerals..... :d
KeAhTy HaN kHuD kHuShI kRnY WaLa
AchA AdMi NaHe HotA

AgR YeAh bI MaaN LaIn kY wo bHoAt

bUrA AdMi hY tU pHiR bI uSs Ny

AcHa kAm kIa ky

Aik bUrY AdMi ko kHaTm kIa
Boy: I can kiss u, without touching u..
Girl: U can''t!!
Boy: Lagi 20-20 ki?
Girl: OK
(Boy kisses tightly)
Girl: U touched me!!!
Boy: Yeh lo 20 rupees
Aik jin aik sheikh ko chimar gaya..
3 din guzerne k bad wo jin khud hi aik aalim k pas gaya aur kaha
"mei teen dinan tun kuch nai khada menu bahar kaddo"
kismat kismat ki baat hai
aaj din to kal kali raat hai
kabhi dhoop to kabhi barsat hai
yeh message ka silsila yunhi chalta rahega jab tak free sms ka saath hai!
Chitee comes to the hospital where Haathi is admitted.... She knows the elephant is in a critical condition and in the ICU... The doctor tells the ant that she is not allowed to meet the Haathi.... what does the ant reply ?????

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"thats ok, i am not here to visit, I''m here to donate blood !!"
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey
Aey AllAh hum par eik ehsaan aur kar dey

hamaray liye nahi tu pakistan k liye ge0rge bush ko musalmaan kar dey.... ;->


Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D