''2 friends, “see” & “saw”:

''2 friends, “see” & “saw”:
''2 friends,

“see” & “saw”:

1 day “see” saw sea & “saw” didnt see sea.
“See” saw sea and jumped in sea.
“Saw” didnt see sea but jumped in sea.
“See” saw “saw” in sea & “saw” saw “see” in sea.
“See” “saw” both saw sea & both “saw” & “see” were happy to see Sea.

That is how to exercise your brain..!''
  

May, 24 2010     313 chars (2 sms)     1911 views       Funny

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