koi na hay aisa.....?

koi na hay aisa.....?
koi na hay aisa.....?



koi nai hay aisa....?



"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha
  

May, 20 2010     92 chars (1 sms)     2957 views       Funny

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Pakistani ki awaam ko kitni khushiyan milli . . . ?


1. bijli jane k baad bijli aane ki khushi.

2. Line mei khara ho kar kabhi kabhi aata milne ki khushi.

3. sare din k baad raat k 11 baje gas aane ki khushi.

4. bazar se shopping kar k bomb blast se bach kar zinda ghar wapas aane ki khushi . . . ;-


A man sees a fat man
sitting in a train cabin.

Taunting, he asks:
Is this cabin for elephants only!

Fat man humbly replies:
No!Even monkeys like you can sit!
A Fool Can Ask More

Que Thn Wise Man Can Answer

No Wonder So Many

Husbands

R Speechless In Front Of Their WIVES!
A Student Was Asked 2 Write a Signboard 4 da trafic Rules Near a College Campus
He Wrote : " Drive Carefully ! Dont Kill The Students , Wait For The Teachers "
Last Night. . . .


I Dreamed I Ate A Ten-Pound
''''Marshmallow''''



&



When I Woke Up





















The Pillow Was Gone . . . ;->
Height of preence of mind...
Once a teacher asked student "Tell the bird''s name by seeing its legs".
Student replied ," I cannot tell".
Teacher said "You are fail,What''s your name?".
Student replied ...... "See my legs and tell my name"
spell the word silk without looking here


now say "silk" 5 times

what does a cow drink?
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milk? a cow drinks water...
Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
1 Saal Bad Pathan Ne Doctor Ko Call Ki Or Kaha:
O Doctor Wazan To Kam Ho Gaya Hai Magar 1 Bara Masla Ho Gaya Hai.
...
Doctor:
Ab Kia Ho Gaya Hai??

Pathan:
O Khana Kharab Ka Bacha Hum Apne Ghar Se 1095KM Door Nikal Aya Hai.;-)=P
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…
Jab tum aine ke paas jate ho to aina kehta hai

beautiful beautiful"

aur jab tum aine se dur jate ho to aina kahata hai

" aprilfool, aprilfool "
Maine tujhe dekha


Dekhta raha,
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Dekhta hi gaya…

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Phir mujhe chashma lag gaya... :>