koi na hay aisa.....?

koi na hay aisa.....?

koi nai hay aisa....?

"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha

May, 20 2010 92 chars (1 sms) 2450 views Funny

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A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........

what is the meaning

What Is The Meaning
Of "P-C-B" ?

U Must Be Thinking

"Pakistan - Cricket -
Board"

But

Its Now

"Pakistan - Crises -
Board" ;->

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

ek adbi sher arz kia hai:

meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~

sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray

Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar Se Ja Raha Tha,

Man:Janab Main 20 K/M Per Hr Ki Raftaar
Se Ja Raha Tha,
Mgr Phir Bhi Meri Car Ko Taiz Raftaari K
Ilzaam Me Band Kr Dia Gya,

Judge:Is Baat Ka Kya Saboot Hai?
K Tum Sach Kah Rahay Ho?

Man:Janab Is Se Barh Kr Or
Kya Proof Ho Ga K Us Waqt
Main Apni B.V Ko Lenay Susral Ja Raha Tha,

ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he

''Ha ha ha ha hha ha ha ha ha hha ha
ho ho ho ho ho oh oh oh ooh ohh eh eh he he
hhe he he hee he he hha ha ho ho ho ho he he he.........
KUCH NAHIN BAS TUMHARI
SHAKAL YAAD AA GAYI.... ha ha ha ha ho ho ho ho.....''

''What are 3 words

''What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I''m home!''

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,

When Stars Shine at Night in the Sky,
My Body Blasts Like a Bomber.

Is Sher Main Mohtarma Naseebo Laal Farmati Hain K:

Jado Raat Nu Niklan Taray,

Mera Badan Patakay Maray. :-)

Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai

Benzeer apne kataab ma likhti hai
A for apple.
B for banana.

Bilawal k abu zara jaldi "oper" ana:-)

Aik sahab hamptay

Aik sahab hamptay kamptay ghar may dakhil huay,
unho nay haath may gold ka aik cup pakra hua tha,

Wife: ye cup kahan say mila?

Husband: mai daur may first aya hun.

Wife: doosre aur teesre number par kon aya?

Husband: doosray number par police afsar aur teesray number par cup ka maalik... =P ;->

wese tusi na.....

wese tusi na.....
Tusi
baray
cute,
smart,
intellegent,
nice,
loving,
caring,
dashing,
adorable,
marveellous,
attractive,
friendly,
or lovely
banday ka
msg parh
rahay ho!!!:)

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?

Boy: Bus Male Hoti hai ya female?
Girl:female ,har koi ispe charthe hai.
Boy: to Phir woh pregrant kyon nahi hoti?
Girl:kyon k sab peachay se charhte hai.

Arz kia hai

Arz kia hai

parh parh kar kya karna
hai,

akhir eik din to marna
hai,

marne k baad b aagr dubra janam howa to,

shuru to nursery se hi krna hai!

wah wah wah wah wah ...:->

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