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"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha
  

May, 20 2010     92 chars (1 sms)     2693 views       Funny

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BREAKING NEWS:
KARACHI: Liyari mai ek hafta se bharpur jashan ka sama hai, logon ka kehna hai k
"Apna makrani bhai U.S.A ka saddar bana hai!
OBAMA BALOCH.
Nice Quote:

People says that you can''t live without love...





but I think....



oxygen is more important... ;->
Heartbeats are countless
....
Spirits are ageless
....
Dreams are endless
.....
Memories are timeless
....
A friend like you
.......
Shameless!!!
A Solid Reason For Having
Two Girl Friends
At Once Time . . .


"Monopoly Is Always Damaging

&

Competition Improves Services... " ....
OH GAL KARDI MUSKURAI,
ASI SAMJEYA KUDI LINE TE AAYI,
FIR USNE SAADE NUMBER DI MANG PAYI,
ASI V APNI SAARI YAARI USTE LUTAYI,
FIR USNE APNI BEBE SAADE NAL MILAYI,
ASI PURE MOHALLE CH WANDI MITHAYI,
FIR PATA NAHI SADE DIL WICH KI AAYI,
ASI NAAL LE GAYE APNEBHAI,
PATA NAHI VEER NE KI KAHANI PAYI,
YAARO AJ OH KUDI HAI SAADI PARJAI... :(

MORAL OF STORY :
APNI GIRLFRIEND NU APNE BHAI YA KISE V DOST NAAL NA MILAO... ;->
''Upcomng Horor Movies!

1.EXAM KA KHAUF
2.TADAPTA STUDENT
3.SHAITANI BOOKS
4.SADMA RESULT KA
5.NEEND KI MAUT
6.PYASI EXAMINER
7.PASS HO NA HO''
80% Of The Final Exam Will Be Based On



The Lectures You Missed


And


The Books You Didn''t Read ... ;->


How True ...
** Breaking News **

Karachi Millenium Main Dhamaka Hogaya Hai

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Ek Pent K Sath 2 Shirts FREE :p
Once Pathan Goes To An Eye Doctor To Check His Eye Sight

Doctor Askd him:
"What Was Your Old Number ?"

Then

He Said:

0300-******* ... ;->
You Know WHy GOd Created Gaps Between Fingers?
So That at Some day the one who is made for you,
come and Fill those gaps by holding ur hand for ever
Sachi muhabbat kya hay?

Jb teri mehboba ki naak beh rahi ho
or tu usy chaat ly

or tujhy uska zaiqa rafhan custerd
jesa lgy to samjh lena

mery dost that u r in LOVE...
Magistrate: Aakhir tum baar baar isi ek ghar se kyun pakray jatay ho?

Chor: Janab main in ka family chor hun…