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"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha

May, 20 2010 92 chars (1 sms) 2978 views Funny

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If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Meet In RAJASTAN,

Love In HINDUSTAN Marrage In DEVASTAN,

Take Honymoon In AFGANISTAN,

But Dont Bring Ur Population 2 Our Pakistan

Teacher asks students.

Teacher asks students..if a bird is sitting on a branch of a tree than wat is my age..

A student replies: its 48.

The teacher says thats true...how did u know it??

Student replies: my brother is 24 and he is half mad . . . ;->

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?

maa se ho to ibadat

baap se ho to muqqaddas

bhai se ho to aqeedat

behen se ho to farz

aur

b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........

''Badli hai duniya

''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???

Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->

Ab Koi Bathroom Sy

Ab Koi Bathroom Sy
Uthe Aur Kahe k 75
Paise Me Call Kro
Wah Very Smart
Mere Aziz Pehle
Dho Tou Lo
Aur Wese Bhi Zong
k Customer Pehle
Din Sy Hi
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Srf 75 Paise Me Call
Kr Rahe Hy
Tou Zong ka
Bathroom Me Beth Kr
Call Krne Wala
Package Istimal Krte
Raho Aur Sab Ker Do ;->

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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-

Mumbai attacks kay baad

Mumbai attacks kay baad Pakistan ne bhi India ko apni "MOST WANTED" LIST bhej di hay......

SINDH demands "KATRINA KAIF"

PUNJAB demand "PRIYANKA CHOPRA"

BALOCHISTAN demands "KAREENA KAPOOR"

NWFP desperatly and urgently wants "SHAHID
KAPOOR"
Geo
pathano Geo

A Question From

A Question From

Santa To Bill Gates:

"Sir,

How Is It That Your

Name Is Gates But

U Are Selling WINDOWS

ill always remember

I''ll Always Remember The Day I Married You,
Without You My Love,

My Beauty,

I Don''t Know What I''d Do,

Your Loving And Thoughtful Just To Mention Two,

I Adore Your Sweet Smile It Makes Me Want You.

Height oF Joke:

Height oF Joke:
Gandhiji Joined Gym At D Age Of 18.
Sm1 Said:Wah Kya Body Hai!

Since Den He Stopped

Wearing Shirt!!

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