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"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha
  

May, 20 2010     92 chars (1 sms)     3453 views       Funny

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Lady : Is this my train?
Station Master : No, it belongs to the Railway Company.
Lady : Don''t try to be funny. I mean to ask if I can take this train to Lahore.
Station Master : No Madam, I''m afraid it''s too heavy. . . ;->


A Smart Lawyer Said:

I Learned Law So Well,
The Day I Graduated
I Sued My College,
Won The Case
And
Got My Tuition Fees
Back ... ;->
Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.

Wah Wah!

Najanay Ye Jhooti Dunya Kahan Ja Rahi Hai.


Khud Paad Maar K Kehte Hain,
Ye Badbu Kahan Se Aarahi Hai. :-)


Happy Summer season

With great Offers

Mota Mota Machar

Lots of Makhiaan

And

Long Time Load Shading

Enjoy it and Keep smiling
5 frogs r sitting on a log.
4 decide to jump off.
how many r left now?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
there r still 5 left.
.
B''coz there''s a lot of difference between DECIDING & DOING !!!!!
''''HUSBAND: rat nu main ek movie vekhi ek churail kadi mery aggy kadi mery pechy. WIFE: keri movie vekhi?HUSBAND: appny viyah di ...
go in2 dark rum
go2 write msg...
activate dictonary,
den hide ur screen n type....

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nw read!!!!!
Jo Tumko ho PASAND wahi baat kahenge
Tum DIN ko agar RAAT kaho to RAAT kahenge, kyon
Socho




SOCHO naa










Kyonki PAGAL logo se BAHAS nahi karna chaiye!
height of a music lover--

"a man keeps his ears on the keyhole to listen wat the gal is singin in the bathroom whr he can peep onto dis"
There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.

They got married and now he is going through hell.
Indian song: jug sara jug nikhar gaya, hun moojan e moojan

Pakistani song: judge sare judge nikal gaya, hun fojan e fojan.


A sardarji goes to a chinese restaurant
and puts his finger
on the last of menu: Bring this.

Waiter: Oh! you can’t get it
because he is the owner of restaurant.