I’m Not Sad For Being Single

I’m Not Sad For Being Single
I’m Not Sad For Being Single Rather
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I’m Thinking Of Her Who Is Single Because Of Me..
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Awwwh..

“Bechaarii”

Bhatak RHi H0 Gi..:P:P
  

Feb, 23 2014     178 chars (2 sms)     2030 views       Funny

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Shaadi kernay aur mobile kharidnay k baad aik hi baat ka afsos hota,
hay kaash thori dair aur ruk jaatay
to acha model mil jata.:
MUNNA BHAI: circuit agar bina daant wala kutta kate to kya karne ka re?
CIRCUIT:simple he bhai, bina sui wala injection lene ka!!!
ha ha ha
Lo Bhai Mitro

Jo Marzi Ho Jave

Ajj Leni Hi Leni Ae

Chahe Sabut Hove

Chahe Fatti Hove

Chahe Khulli Hove

Chahe Band Hove

Chahe Koi V Rung Hove. . .

Je Kisi Kudi Ne Na Diti Ta Kisi Munde Di Hi Le Leni Ae. . .

Par Leni Zarur Hai. . .

Kyun k. . .







Hun Exams Aa Gaye Ne Te Hun Kitaan Ton Bagair Guzara Nahi Hona . . . ;->
Is Ko Kehte Hyn
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Kutta Khuwari ... ;->
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):

Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?

Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
Poem On Ash
Sexy aunty on the floor,
Ash is not as before,
The one we used to adore,
The sweet lady from mangalore,
Now she''s a big bore,
Played around with four,
Screwed them for sure,
Drowned them and came ashore,
Vivek was burnt to the core,
Salman gave him a call of roar,
Then stepped through amitabh''s door,
She knew he scores in crore,
Abhishek is for sure,
Dil mange more,
God knows whats more in aunty''s store.
CRAZY KIYA RE . . . ;->
Attendence..

Pappu
Yes Sir

Bablu
Yes Sir

Tinku
Yes Sir

Ullu
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Ullu
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Ullu
Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.
Sapne ki tarah tujhe saja k rakhon,

Chandini raat ki nazron se chupa k rakhon,

Meri taqdeer mere sath nahi Warna
Zindagi bhar Tujy"MURGA" bana k rakhon :->


Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Police:Instead of hospital why did u take ur wife to COMEDY MOVIE during pregnancy
Sardar: ALL the child were crying when they born
I want my child to laugh so i take my wife TO CINEMA
T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->