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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
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Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
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www.killer.co
www.killer.com
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Enter d name
U want 2 kill
...
ME..?
sure?
If yes
press down
....
Access Denied!
...
Target
is already killed by ur lovely smile:-)
''Director to actress:
''Director to actress:
tumhe 4 gunde pakrenge
aur hero bachane ayega
Actress: Hero Kaun hai?
Director: Emraan Hashmi
Actress: phir mujhe
usse kaun bachayega?????''
Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha
Son : Papa,Aapko Yaad He Apne Kaha Tha
Agar Me Exam Me Paas Ho Jayunga
To Mujhe 5000rs Doge.
Father: Haan
Son: Gud News He,
Apke 5000rs Bach Gaye
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam
Shaadi Wale Din Juta Chhupane Ki Rasam Q Hoti Hai
Dulhe Ko Akhri Chance Diya Jata He Ki
Ab B Waqt He
Nange Paao Bhag Jao.
The Devils Challenged
The Devils Challenged The Angels To A Game Of Cricket.
We Have Got All The Cricketers,
Said The Angels.
Devils : No Problem We Have Got All The Umpires! :-)
the chief excitement
The Chief Excitement
In A Woman''s
Life Is ... !!!
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Spotting Women
Who Are Fatter
Than She Is ... ;->
one lady delivered twins
One Lady Delivered Twins, Surprisingly One Is Boy & Other Is Dog
How Is It Possible
Her Hubby Is A Vodafone User
Wherever He Goes His Network Follows =P ;)
Ager Koi Cute Larki Apko " I LOVE U " Bole tu
Ager Koi Cute Larki
Apko
" I LOVE U " Bole tu
3 Baatain Ho Sakti Hain ..
1. Uski ankhain kharab hain
2. Woh Pagal Hai
Ya
3. Woh Tumhe HAMY Samjh Rahi hai :)
2 twins apny kamry mai bethy thy
2 Twins Apny Kamry Mai Bethy Thy.
1 Hans Hans k Lot Pot ho Raha tha,
2nd Udaas Kony Mai betha Tha.
Baap: Tum itna Q Hans Rahy Ho?
Beta: Mummy ne Dono bar isi ko Nehla Diya. :-)
Principal 2 Students:
Principal 2 Students:
U People Must Sleep Atleast 7 Hours A Day.
Students:
Impossible Sir!
College Is Only For 6 Hours!
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
My Marriage is Fixed Surprisd?
Dekho free di party da sun k kivein khush hunde ne.
WhaT IS Emotion?????
WhaT IS Emotion?????
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Your enemy falls from 7th floor on your brand new Mercedes car and you don't know whether to laugh or cry :S
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