Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

May, 13 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2517 views Funny

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''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

''Jis k intzar me ki hain tu ny apni aankhain num

Zara gor se dekh ye hi to nahi hai tera sanam?

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Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G Bachy Ka Lunch Kha Gaya.

Master G: Beta Ghar Ja Kar Mera Naam To Nahi Bataogy?

Bacha masumiyat sy: Master G Main Ammi Sy Kahun Ga

Ke Meri Roti Kutta Kha Gaya...

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon

Dil CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paaoge

Wah Wah

DIL CHEER K Dikhaon To Dard Dhund
Na Paoge

Q Ki
Dard To Mere SIR Me He..

Read Properly

Read Properly
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Hakaya Makaya

Rumba Zumba

Timbak Tumbak

Gubba Jubba

Hiba Hu

Jinga Lala Hu...

Congratulation!
U R
Perfect Jungli ;)

Which part of body

Which part of body is most sensitive while watching adult movies .?
Guess what?
Ha ha ha u r wrong.
Its ur ear 2 make sure k koi aa to nahi raha.

Teacher to student:

Teacher to student: "if your father earn $100,000 and give half of it to your mother,
what would she have?

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STUDENT: A Heart Attack....

You r the biggest fool on earth...

You r the biggest fool on earth...
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upar dekh liya na..
ab yaha neeche kya certificate dhundh rahe ho..?

2 logon ka aap kuch nahi bigaar saktay

2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay

1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

1 day a monkey looked

1 day a monkey looked into mirror and said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself.Promise me u will not look into mirror, bcoz I don''t wanna loose u.

DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE

OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE

HA HA HA!

1st ever intelligent sardar.

1st ever intelligent sardar.

Teacher: what do u call a person
who cannot hear anything?

sardar: u can call him anything,
because he cannot hear anything:-)

there are 3 kind of men

There are 3 kind of Men..

Do u know...?

1-The ASIANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their wife the most.

2-The AMERICANS-
They hv 1 wife & 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend the most.

3-The PAKISTANIS-
They hv 1 wife & 4 girlfriends but they love their house-maid the most... ;->

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