Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.

May, 13 2010 179 chars (2 sms) 2261 views Funny

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dil lagi k liye college ka chakar

Dil Lagi K Liye College Ka Chakar He Mar Liya Karty Thy

"pApPu"

Bomb Patakhon Ne Ye Shugal Mela Bhi Band Karwa Diya... =P ;->

happiness isbrlik

"Happiness is
Like a Butterfly"

You run
after it,
It keeps
flying away.
But if you
''stand still'',
It comes and
''Sits On You''

"Wish you lots
of Butterflies !

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Q: Why A Person, Living In Lahore

Is Not Allowed To

B Buried In Sahiwal?

A: Yar He Is Alive N Living.

So Whats The Question Of Burying Him;-<

''Police:

''Police: Park Me Romance Karte Ho, Bacho pe kya Asar Parega?

Aadmi: Hum dono Married Hain

Police: To Ghar Me Karo

Aadmi: Tab Iske Husband Par Kya Asar Parega?

ap insan nahi ho

ap insan nahi ho our na hi insan kehlane ke layaq ho.

ap to aik farishta ho.

kon sa farishta?

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Wo farishta jo jannat se nikala gaya tha.:-)

NON SMOKERS vs Smoker

NON SMOKERS- i hate cigarette so i don''t touch it. ;-(
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SMOKER- i too hate cigarette so ''I BURN IT'' :-)
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Attitude matters... ;->

Open with Love… If I disturb U

Open with Love…
If I disturb U
I am Sorry!
But I need
To Say
I…
Love…
Disturbing you…

sentence with a direct object

Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?

Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years

How woman calls their husband in first 6 years
Yr 1.Janu
Yr 2.O G.
Yr 3.Sunte ho?
Yr 1.O bunty k pappa
Yr 1.Kahan mar gaye?
Yr 1.Tum aate ho k main aaon?

What Do You Call A

What Do You Call A Beautiful Woman iN West Indies . . . . ?
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TOURiST . . . ;->

mere boovay aggay potti kinnay

Sultan Rahi:
Oye, mere boovay aggay potti kinnay kiti ae.....?

Mustafa Qureshi:
Tez aai c shoniya, nikal gai thaa kar k.... =P ;)

ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

ate Jate Wo Mujhpe Ehsan Kr Gy¡,

¡nsurance Pol¡cy Se Jina Asan Kr Gy¡

Ab Apn¡ Mrz¡ Se Bdalta Hun Jmhur¡at K Gear,

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