Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:
Ek Boy Ro Raha Tha:

2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?

1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.

2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.

"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
  

May, 13 2010     179 chars (2 sms)     2890 views       Funny

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True relatives always
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Shopkeeper : Sir,

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