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2nd Boy: Oye kya hua?
1st Boy: Aaj mere Abbu ne Mujhe Juta Mara Hai.
2nd Boy: Tum Khush Naseeb Ho.
"Jutta" Sirf "Azeem" Logon ko he Mara Jata Hia.
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May, 13 2010
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Ek Kana Kisi Ladki
Ek Kana Kisi Ladki Ko Propose Kare To Konsa Geet Gayega?
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1 Najar Se B Pyar Hota Hai, Maine Suna Hai.
Do U know the fullform
Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally......Thats why boys go to college regularly....
Bhikari Pathan sy!
Bhikari Pathan sy!
mujhy khaany ko kuch mill sakta hy.
Pathan:kal ki Roti kha lo gy?
bhikari: G han bilkul.
Pathan: acha to phir kal Time se Aa jana... ;->
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Sardar Wrote BILL GATES
Abt PCS & WINDOWS Problmz
1- My Child Learnd
MS WORD Nw He Wants
MS SENTENCE
2 - Find Only RE-CYCLE
But No RE-SCOOTER
I Need It, As I Owe A
Vespa Scooter
3 - I See MS OFFICE But I
Need MS HOME, As I Use
PC At Home
4 - Finaly, Howz Dat
Ur Name Is GATES But
U r Selling WINDOWS ... ;->
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
aik waqat tha tumaray sms asiay
atay thay
jaisay kisi nay tumari khoprii pai
pestol rahki hoi hai
or tumsay sms karwa raha hai
?
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?
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?
mager ab lagta hai jaisay goli maar di hai
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Mat Mila Naye Dosto Se A Khuda
Wo Hume Barbad Krte He
Hum To sMs Ki Bauchar Krte He
Or wo Chawanni K Liye Bhi Vichar Krte He ...........;->
padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai
Padhai sirf do wajah se hoti hai?
ek
shauk se
aur
ek khauf se
Shauk hume he nahi
aur
Khauf to hame
kisi ka bhi nahi he
To Jiyo bindas...
:D
u r very special 4 me
U r Very special 4 me.
So i want 2 gift u N-73
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NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN
NNNNNNNN
Gin lena puray hy:-D
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
100 pathan aik kashti me sawar thay
k achanak kashti ruk gai
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or
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sab doob gaye, kaisay?
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pathan thay na sub,
dhakka deney utar gaye
:p
I''ve written nice poem 4 you
I''ve written nice poem 4 you.
Twinkle
Twinkle Little Star..
you should Know What you R..
& Once you
Know What you R..
Mental Hospital is not So Far..
''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?
''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?
1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari
Tum Na Mile To Tumhari YADOON K Saharey He Jee
Lengey,
Warna Teri Shaadi Me Aa
K
K
K
K
K
K "*COCA COLA*"
He
Pee lengey... ;->
BrRrrrr =P
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