New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     2530 views       Funny

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God Created Millions Of Faces With Different Looks..

But When He Reached China, He Was Exhausted.

Then He Started

Ctrl C, Ctrl V, Ctrl C, Ctrl V
Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
To Aise Hi Paise Urate Hen...


Bhikari:
Kuch Khana Dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Roti dedo

Admi:
Tamatar Khao

Bhikari:
Tamatar Hi Kyun

Wife:
Ye Totla Hy
Keh raha Hy
Kamakar Khao.. ;->
True relatives always
stand behind u during bad times.

Check ur marriage album.
All your relatives were standing behind u!
Na wo iqrar karti hay.
Na wo pyar karti hay.
Larki cheeze hi aise hay.
balance k liye pyar karte hay.
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.

Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
... Money Talks ...



I Don''t Deny ...



I Heard It ...



When I Took It Out From Pocket ...


It Said Good-Bye ... ;->


Do u want 2 see this world after ur death?

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Plz Donate ur eyes
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
''Pagal Haathi ne chuonti ko tang kiya to chuonti seedhi Hathni ke pass gaee aur kaha Dekho behen apne shoher ko samjha lo warna MARD hamaray ghar main b hain...@''
Maths Teacher
Was Teaching
Mathematical Conversions

Teacher-If
1000 Kgs= Ton.
Then

For 3000 Kgs
=How Much?

Santa-
Ton!Ton!Ton!
Agar ap ko bura na lagy,


Mood theek ho,


Time ho pass,


Sab kam chor k,


Thora ehsas ho to,


Dil mane to,

to

to

aik

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