New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Feb, 23 2014 144 chars (1 sms) 2812 views Funny

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Jaane Kese Jeete Hain

Jaane Kese
Jeete Hain
Log Yaadon
K Sahare "pAppu",,,

MaiN Tu Aik SawAL YAad kAr k sotA huN Wo Bhi SubAh bhooL jAtA hoN... ;->

Husband on wedding,

Husband on wedding,askd his wife hd u any boy frnd befor our marriage?
Wife:silentHe said,mai iss khamoshi ko kya samjho,She replied

"TO0T PAINEA GINUN TE DE"

Husband:I''ll admit

Husband:I''ll admit I''m wrong if u''ll admit I''m right!

Wife:I agree! u go first!

Husband: Ok

I''m wrong!

Wife
(with a twinkle in her eye):

you are right!

Interview 4 New Admission

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

Wife : Honey .

Wife : Honey ...... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...?? U''ve been reading our marriage certificate 4 an
hour ...?? Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

ghareeb aadmi aik ka

Ghareeb Aadmi Aik Kaam Dil Khol Ke Karta Hai Socho Kia?
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3 Rupay May 500 Sms ... =P ;->

Pathan k ghar mein Billi

Pathan k ghar mein Billi thi,
Pathan tang aa kar usey kahin door chhor aaya par jab ghar aaya to Billi pehle se hi pohunchi huwi thi.

Pathan phir kahin door chhor aaya Billi phir se ghar pohunch gayi,

Pathan gussey mein usey boht door chhorne gaya aur wahan se wife ko call ki: Billi ghar pohunchi ?

Wife:Haan.

Pathan:Us kameeni se bol k mujhe yahan se lejaye Qk ab mein raasta bhool gaya hun.

''Asslam-o-alaikum--- "Good Morning"

''Asslam-o-alaikum---
"Good Morning"
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Ab Neeche kia nashta dhoond rahe ho?
Aik bar keh to dia''

Jane kis baat pe uss

Jane kis baat pe uss ne muje Chora hai Faraz ?

halää k wo shakhs to kisi k 10 rupey nhn chorta.

Wot u see as truth

Wot u see as truth wot u see as lies remember that true friendship never dies.although we may change & drift apart,ill always value u deep within my heart!

no matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars

No matter whether guys buy 220cc pulsars or 350cc royal enfields,

it cannot overtake a beautiful girl
on a 80cc scooty-pep!

''akhoon akhoon !!!!

''akhoon akhoon !!!!

aRz kiya he !!!!!

A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!

W@H W@H W@H W@H W@H !

A@p hAm@re dIL mAin BAse hO!!!!

zARa SiDe PE HO jAo saans lene vali nali main phanse ho''

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