New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     2897 views       Funny

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Yeh Alif Bay Pay Parh kar A to Z kehte hain,

Hum Inko Pagal,
Yeh hamay MAD kehte hain,

Chalo Ammi ko to Mummy,

Lekin Zinda Baap ko bhi DAD kehte hain.
Agar apne DIMAG ko test karna ho

to usko COW k samne le jao.

Agar wo dur gai to samajh lena

ki dimag me GOBAR hai,

agar pas ayi to samajh lena

k BHUSA hai.
someone says whisky hotihai risky,
while someone says whisky bina zindgi miss ki,
but i say rum beer ya whisky nahi vo ladki se jyada risky.
cheers


Husband wife mein larai hoi,
Husband ghar se chala gaya,

Husb:Rat ko phone pay,”Khanay mein kia hai”
Wife:Zeher.
Husb:Mai dair se aonga, tum kha kar so jana:D
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Kon hai yeh?




Kon hai?


Nahi pata na?

Lekin u fone walon se pochiye

Kehte hain

"TUM HI TU Ho... =P ;->

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.


Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
Bhutto Marr Gya
Lekin
Zinda Hy Bhutto Zinda Hy
B B Marr Gai
Lekin
Zinda Hy B B Zinda Hy
Ya Allah Pp Ko Ek Or Nara Ata Farma
Zinda Hy Zardari Zinda Hy
Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Tute dil ko lekar phirta ha PAPPU gali gali
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Masakali Masakali
Matakali Matakali... ;->
Once in a soap industry in Japan,da soap cover was mistakenely packed widout soap in it i-e empty box.2 avoid da problem in future they purchased X-Ray machine of million dollars 2 check whether soap is filled in cover or not in assembly line.
Same problem arose in a poor city of Pakistan. Wat did they do?They simply put a rotating fan beside assembly line.Empty boxes were flown away! Genius!
Knock knock...



Any1 there?



Oh good,hi i have a delivery 4u...


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HaPpY BiRtHdAy!!!
Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->