New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Feb, 23 2014 144 chars (1 sms) 3578 views Funny

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MONEY:

MONEY:

Workers earn it,
Spendthrifts burn it,
Bankers lend it,
Women spend it,
Forgers fake it,
Taxes take it,
Dying leave it,
Heirs receive it,
Thrifty spend it,
Misers crave it,
Robbers seize it,
Rich increase it,
Gamblers lose it.......... ......
I COULD USE IT !!!!!!!!

Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha

Teacher:
Dunya Ka Pehla Insaan Kon Tha?

Pappu: Hazrat Adam!

Teacher:
Shabash! Ab Batao K Unki Nationality Kya Thi ?

Pappu: Pakistani..

Teacher: Woh kese?

Pappu:
Un K Paas Ghar Nai Tha,
Kapray Nai Thay, Aata Nai Tha,
Bijli Nai Thi,
Gas Nai Thi..

Phir B Woh Zinda Thay!!

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

After Putting us in fire of love, you are sweetly sleeping.

nahi samj ai ????

ya lo

aggan la ka sanu ishaq dian te app mithi neind sona w

yad e mazi azab hy ya rab

Teacher;
Translate into English
"Yad-e-Mazi Azab hy Ya RAB, Cheen le Mjhse Hafiza Mera"

Papu:My Mind is Full of Data Base,
O God!Plz Make Me a Mental Case" ;->

A beautiful young

A beautiful young bride said to her 80 years old husband: "Sweetie, lets go upstairs and make love".He replied: "Make a choice, I can''t do both''''

2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,

2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu

a great japanese proverb

A Great JAPANESE Proverb:

"If one can do it, U too can do it, If none can do it, U must do it

&

Its PAKISTANI Version:

"If one can do it, let him do it. If none can do it, why waste our time on it.... ;->

knock knock!!

knock knock!!

*who''s there??

Nobel

*Nobel who??

No Bell so I knocked..

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar S

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Karo "Pappu"

Ramzan K Dino Mei Ghar Se Na Nikla Kro
>hAmY<

Log Roza Na Tor Dain Eid Ka Chand Samajh Kar.

How come people t

How come people tell you to stay a kid for as long as you can. Yet the moment you do anything childish or immature they tell you to grow up. . .

10 things I know about U!!

10 things I know about U!!

1. U r a special person with a wondrful Heart

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Bas, baqi mazaq kal karenge.

Sardar Was

Sardar Was Writing Something very slowly, friend asked: WHy u r writing so slowly ?
Sardar: I''m writing 2 my 6 year old son, he cant read very fast

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