New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Feb, 23 2014 144 chars (1 sms) 2437 views Funny

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What Is The Moral Of Movie

What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .

Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->

Pehle Bacho''n Ko

Pehle Bacho''n Ko Daily School Jana Parta Tha

Lekin Ab KhudKash Dhamake Aur Leaderz Ki Amwaat Ki Waja Se

School Band Rehte Hyn . . .

Farq Tou Para Hy

Bache Bache Ka Naara

"Geo Musharaf" ;->

Teacher: Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Teacher:
Sach Aur Weham Me Kia Farq Hai?

Student:
Aap Jo Hum Ko Perha Rahe Hain
Wo Sach Hai

Lekin

Hum Parh Rahe Hain Ye Aap Ka Weham Hai . . . ;->

extra sheet khappay

Dozkah mein
Drogha k khoff se sary gunhagar imandari
se apne apne gunah paper pe likh
k hall se ja rahy thay k aachanak 1 aawaz i:

" EXTRA SHEET KHAPPAY " ;->

Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

Agr MQM films banane lage to films k naam asey honge

1: UNIT NO.1
2: QUAID ZAMIN PER
3: BHAI LOG LONDON WALAY
4: OPERATION 92
5: LONDON TO 9 ZERO
6: SIRF ALTAF
7: BHAI JO BHI KAHEN
8: LAGAY RAHO ALTAF BHAI
9: Hum Bhatta Lay Chuke Bhai..!
10: Humari Kilashunkof Ap k Pas He
11: 12MAY to Hona Hi Tha.!

quitters never win

Quitters Never Win
And
Winners Never Quite
But Those
Who Never
Quit And Never Win
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"IDIOTS" ;->

Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Wife 2 Husband: Tumhen Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 5 Bache Gamley se Nikle hain? :-p

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar

Ek Darya k Kinare 2 Sardar Chamach Se Darya Mein Daahi Dal Rahay Thay

Pathan Ne Dekha Tou Poocha: Ye Kya Kr Rahay Ho ?
Sardar: Hum Lassi Bana Rahay Hyn

PaThan: Ha Ha Ha...
O Pagal Ka Bacha, Log Isi Liye Tum Par Lateefay Banaty Hyn..

Itna Lassi Tumhara Baap Piye Ga.? ;->

nurse mubarak ho a

Nurse : Mubarak Ho Apke Han Bacha Hua Hy
Kia Name Socha Hy

BAP:Nurse Ko Cherty Hue Ap Itni Sexy Aur
Beautiful Hen Ap Hi Koi Nam Bta Dein

NURSE : Is Ka Nam Kutte K Bacha Rakh Len.

I Proud Being Ur Friend

I Proud Being Ur Friend
Bcoz
U’re
L+A+N+T+I

L = Luvly

A = Attractive

N = Noble

T = Tangible

I = Intelligent

In Short You Are 100 %
LANTI Friend ;->

ab bush ke bad ob

Ab "BUSH" Ke Bad "OBAMA"

Zara Sambhal Ke Rahkna Qadam IRAQ Me "OBAMA"

"BUSH" KO Pare Hain Jutay Tera To Utar Dainge "PEJAMA".

Shahid aur Kareena

Shahid aur Kareena ke breakoff ka asli reason.. Pehli baar exclusively sirf sMsxOne.Com ke logo ke liye..

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Its Amrita Rao.. because Kareena pe FIDA hone se pehle Shahid ne Amrita ke saath ISHQ VISHQ kiyaa aur phir VIVAH kiyaa..:))

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