New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     3330 views       Funny

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Do aadmi aik baraat me gye.

Vahan inhe bar bar pani pesh kya jata.

Tang a kar aik ne kaha:

janab halaq me pani phans gya hai.

Thore se chaval de dain.
Pakistani American Se:Tum Choron K Sath Kaisa Sulook Krte Ho?

American:Hum Un K Sath Boht Acha Sulook Rakhte Hain,
Un K Khanay Peenay Ki Har Cheez Ka Khayal Rakhte Hain

Pakistani:Ha Ha Bas Ye To Kuch B Nai,

Tum Abi B Humse Peechay Ho,

Hum Log To Choron Ko

PRESIDENT Bana Dete Hain!
Every Sec GOD
Remembers U


Every Min GOD
Blesses U


Every Hour GOD
Cares 4 U


B''coz Every I Pray To HIM







Ya ALLAH Banda Thora Bewakuf Hai
Zara Dhyan Rakhna. . . ;->
Newton''s 5th law:
Dunya Gol hai,
Chooha Billi say darta ha, billi Kuttay se, kuta Aadmi say, aadmi Biwi say, or Biwi Choohay say. Hence Proved. Dunya Gol hai.!
A 4 Saib

B 4 KasHti

C 4 BillI

D 4 Kutta

E 4 Hathi

F 4 Phankha

Ye Sms Har Unparh Aur Gawar K Mobile Tak Pohanchaiyen
Jaisa K Maine Kia Hai
Aur
Taleem Ko Aam Karain

Humara Khuwab
Parha Likha Pakistan..... ;->
Plz Is SMS Ko Itna
Send Kro k Meri Honay
Wali BIWI Tak Pohanch
Jaye


" Jaan Tum Kahan
Rehti Ho
Apna Adress Tou
Bata Do ... "

Plz Meri Madad Kare''n
=_= HuMaYuN=_= .. ;->
Your b''thday is a day set aside just to celebrate you,
A day to shower you with attention and appreciate your gudness and warmth,
In my own,I celebrate you the rest of the year,too
For you are a very rare person and special friend and I thank you for being the wonderful part of my world..Happy B''thday My 4ever Friend
Sardar ji ko sarak k kinaray peeshab kartay dehk kar 1 larki rasra badalnay lagi.
Sardar ji bole ,
" DARYE MAT AP JIS SE DAR RAHI HAIN USEY MAIN NE PAKRA HUA HA
Aaj Mere Pass Bangla Hai Gari Hai Bank Balance Aur AK-47 Hai...

Tere Pass Kia Hai...?


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Mere Pass Nokia CeLL Phone Hai Jisme BL-5C 3.7V Ki BatteRy Hai....
Qalam do chaar jaib mein rakh leta hoon main. Mere ehbab mein iss se meri toqeer barhti hai. Parhne likhne ki to fursat nahin milti. Naala daal leta hoon jab bhi zarorat parti hai .
|| Height Of
Self-Confidence ||



Teacher To
Student:
"You Are Late ...?"

Student:
"Late .. !!!
Who Me ... ?
No Way Sir ! I''m Alive..."
1 Bhangan 2sri Se
Mjhy Tou Aisa Larka
Chahiye Jo
Charsi Ho
Sharabi Ho
Mela ho
Badbudaar Ho

2sri Bhangan: Chal
Kameeni Msg Padhne
Wala Sirf Mera Hy ... =P ;)