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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
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Feb, 23 2014
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Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Mujhe Jee bhar k rone do
Faraz
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Saari larkion k numbers abbu ne delet krdie hai :->
Life Is A Card Game
Life Is A Card Game
During d 1st Half
Of Whch
V Get Brthday, Valentine''s Day,
Bst Wshes, Frndship n
Wedding Cards
&
During 2nd Half
Get-well Soon Cards ... ;->
french our anceste
French : Our Ancesters Were From
ROMANIA Thats Why We Are So
ROMANTIC
Pakistani : Our Ancesters Were From
TURKEY Thats Why We Are So
THERKEY.
:-)
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...
MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
They said,
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam
aap kahin bohat zarori kaam say ja rahay hain lakin achanak apk rastay main aik kali billi aa jay tu iska kia matlab hai?
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sochain ahi aur sochain
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aray bhaee osay bhi koee zaroori kaam hoga isliay tu kahin ja rahi hai :)
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Aap Aap Ho To Kya Aap Ho,
Ham Ham Hay To Kya Ham Hay,
Wo Golgappa Kya Tasty Hoga,
Jismey Paani Kam Hay,
Is Se Bakwas SMS Bhejo Agar Dam Hay.
Re-Remix of "Maujaan He Maujaan"
Re-Remix of "Maujaan
He Maujaan"
Judge Sarey Judge
Sarey Nikal Gaye,
Hun Bumb Sarey Mulk
Wich Bikhar Gahe,
Bugti Nu Marrya,
Bhutoo Nu Marrya,
Kam Dikha K Musharaf
Nikal Gaya,
Hun Faujaan E fauJaaN,
Sham Savery Hun
Faujaan E Faujaan,
Kul Mila K Hun Faujaan E
Faujaan.;->
garmi aur load shedi
Garmi aur Load Sheding ka tor
"HIMMAT FAN"
AJ hi ghar laen aur garmi se nijat paen. Sasta mazbut aur paedar.
Asal, , ,
KHUJOOR k paton se tyar karda. ;-)
apun wishing you a w
Apun wishing you a wonderful, super duper, zabardast,
extra bariya, extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to
ekdum jhakaas, JANAM DIN mubarak ho..
dua karo k meri umar lambi ho
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,
Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,
Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to
TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Full Form Of SMS
Full Form Of SMS
S = Sala
M= Muft Da
S = Syapa. . .
Je na Karo Te Kanjus Je Karo Te Vela. . . ;->
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