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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
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Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Captain:Naujawanon come forward.
Sardarji does not move.
Captain: You did not move forward, why?
Sardarji: oji you sair 9 jawanon,
I was the 10 in line!
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Send Me Mesg On These Time
Morning
6am To 12pm
Noon
12pm To 4pm
Evening
4pm To 8pm
Night
8pm To 6am
Baki Time Tang Mat Karna Kam Karna Hota Hai
:-)
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!
Child 2 Dentist Doctor..!!!
Kya Dard k Baigar Bhi Daant nikalay Ja Saktay Hain ??
Dr: Nahi
Child: Ager Main Nikal K Dikhao
Dr: nikaloo
Child: He He He He He He
nafsiati tha
Shakespeare Said:
"Grome Thecanx nimtejat peradege. Tinta reamy pejage."
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Samajh Aaya Kuch?
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Nahi Na?
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Ulti Seedhi Baaten He Karta Tha...
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Nafsiyati Tha Salaa...
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
''Na ye CHAND hoga na TARAY rahenge
Kya hum hamesha KUNWARAY rahenge?
Is dnya me kitno k NIKAH ho gye
Kya nseb mai apne
srf NIKAH k CHWARAY rhenge?''
Queen of England
Bush & Queen of England were riding in a horse carriage,
one of the horses farted,
Queen feeling awkward & embarrased said
''There are certain things
even Queen of England
can''t control''
BUSH: ''Oh my God,
& i thought it was one of the Horses''
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai
Faakey pe faka ho raha hai,
Naakay pe naka ho raha hai,
Hukumat ker rahi hai Mansooba Bandi,
Phir bhi Kakay pe Kaka ho raha hai.
hello all
hello all
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aaj kaunsi story par achaar vichar sanchaar aur shishtachaar ho
raha hai........;->
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Santa:Doctor,This Medicine
Is Not Available At Any Medical Store."
Doctor:Oh Sorry,
I Forgot To Write The Medicine.
That Was My Signature.
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
ye pyar bhi ajeeb cheez hai na?
maa se ho to ibadat
baap se ho to muqqaddas
bhai se ho to aqeedat
behen se ho to farz
aur
b.v se ho to
chunnu
munnu
bubblu
chintu
guddu.........
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Aankhon main SHARAFAT,
Chal main NAZAKAT,
Dil main SACHAI,
Phir kyon na boley her LARKI aapko BHAI.
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Ha
Agar Aap Ko Lagta Hai
K Aap
Handsome ho
Smart Ho
Charming Ho
Tou Aap
Kutta Paal Lain
Sanp Paal Lain
Sher Pal Lain
Magar Plz
Galat Fehmi na Palain
Shukriyaa........... :d
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YE WATAN