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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
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New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
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''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay . Ae dost...
''Hum to yun hi" K.E.S.C" truck k saath khare thay .
Ae dost...
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Log aaye aur lanat de kar chale gaye..:-)''
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
MIND BLOWING AND HEART TOCHING THOUGHT:
Laash Paani MEIN teirti kyu hai?
Kyunki...
Doobne ke liye zindagi chaahiye!!
ke 3 din select karta Hun
Makan Malik-Mai tumko kiraya dene
k liye aur 3 din ki mohlat deta hu
Std-Theek hai ji,
Main
Diwali
Holi
Or
Chrismas
ke 3 din select karta Hun
aik pathan dosry se
Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai
Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri
Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra
"Demag" Yar..... :->
Who Played The Double
Who Played The Double Role In Film "Sholay"........?
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Think
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Film Tou dekhi ho gi
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Nahi Pata
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King George
Aray Wohi Jo Amitabh K Coin k Dono Side Pe Tha....... :)
new economic lingo
New Economic Lingo -
Crisis Special
1. CEO - Chief
Embezzlement Officer
2. CFO - Corporate
Fraud Officer
3. VALUE INVESTING -
The Art Of Buying
Low & Selling Lower
4. STOCK ANALYST -
Idiot Who Just
Downgrade Ur Stock
5. PROFIT - An
Archaic Word No
Longer In Use ... ;->
A famous Russian quote:
A famous Russian quote:
“never trust a crying woman and a smiling man, both are extremly dangerous”
it’s true!
see crying Veena Malik;’(
smiling Zardari:)
Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Son:I Wana Tel U Something
Father:Its Not Gud 2 Talk When Eating
(Aftr Eatng)
Father : Now Tell Me.
Son : There Was A Cockroach In Ur Food
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Circuit:Bhai,Ye English Mein
Kaise Bolne Ka:Chal Hat Hawa Aane De?
Munna Bhai:Simple Yaar...
He U Move Sideways,Let The Airforce Come In
Once Upon A Time .
Once Upon A Time
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A Boy Asked To A Girl:
''''Will U Marry Me. . . ?''''
Girl Said: ''''NO''''
Aur Is Terha Larka Hansi Khushi Rehne Laga . . . ;->
A Group Of Feminists
A Group Of Feminists Are Protesting In Front Of The White House:
- Free Women Now! Free Women Now!
A Man Passing-By Asks:
- Can I Have One?
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Jo Shaks Ramzan Mein
Galyo''n Or Raston Se
Guzrte Huey In Kalmat
Ka Wird Kasrat Se Karega
Allah Us Ko Maal-a-Maal Kr Dega
"ALLAH K Naam Pe De De Baba" ;->
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YE WATAN