New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     3544 views       Funny

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A student was asked to write a signboard 4 da traffic rules near school

He wrote: drive carefully so not kill the students


wait for the teachers
A husband gifted his wife a diamond necklace

and she didn’t talk to him for a month!!

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Because that was the DEAL ..!

New scheme of school and college holidays

Summer vacations



Eid holidays



Winter holidays


And neW season of holidays
TALIBAN HOLIDAYS.:-D;-)
Sardar on phone:

Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.

Doctor: Is this her first child?

Sardar: No this is her husband speaking


IMPORTANCE OF PERCENTAGE

BOY-tumhare 12th me kitney percentage the?
GIRL-97%

BOY-Baap re
Itney me to kisi gareeb k 2 bacche pass ho jate
JISKA EK BI DOST NA HO USKO KYA BOLTE HAIN???

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"Koena Mitra" (koi-na-mitra)
Ek Mota Admi Bazaar Me Phir Raha Tha,
4 Bachay Us Ka Peecha Kr Rahay Thay,
Admi Ne Ruk Kr Pocha Mera Pecha Kyun Kr Rahay Ho?

Bachay Bolay:Uncle Hum Peecha Nahi Kr Rahay,
Balkay Hum Apki Chaon Me Chal Rahay Hain.
2008 .....


Good Morning !
(bina bijli k)


Have A Nice Day
(bina bijli k).....

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Stay Happy
(bina bijli k) ....=P;->
Wife: What is 10 years with me?
Husband: A second.
Wife: What is $1000 for me?
Husband: A Coin.
Wife: Ok give me a Coin.
Husband: Wait a second ;->
DuA kArO k MEri umAr LAMbi hO,

Aur MujhE kuCh nA hO,

Q k MujhE kuCh hO gAyA to












TuM KAnJoOsoN kO itnE PyArE PyArE
sMs koN
kArE gA..?? =P ;->
Hhritik ko Abhishek kaise banaoge?





















simple...usse doodh se nehlado...uska "ABHISHEK" ho jayega!!!
ibhrahim saab (the don) was sitting around a born fire! while sitting he got burnt suddenly!! why>???
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. Arrey because he himself was da WOOD ibrahim!!