New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     3294 views       Funny

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What''s Better Then

"PRESENCE OF MIND"

In Case Of Accident .... ???


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"ABSENCE OF BODY" ... ;->
ager kabi tumko mere msg receive na hon to tum preshan na hona ;;;;;;;;;;; kyun k .................
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main sms di factory nai lai mainu hoor v kam ney .
Height Of DramayBazi



Hi I have Good News & Bad News Both 4 u-The bad news is that there is no Good news..& the Good news is There is no Bad News....!
‘Pechly zamany me jab koi akela betha
hasta tha to kehty thy is pr saya hy…,
Ab koi akela has rha ho to kehty
hain….
Mujhy b msg send kr.
Pyar Khoobsurat Jazba

Dil Khoobsurat Ghar

Zindagi Khoobsurat Safar

Dosti Khoosurat Rishta

Aur Aap

In Taman Cheezo''n Pe




Badnuma Daagh ...



Bura Maan Gaye

Aray Yaar Daagh Tou Ache Hote Hyn ... ;->
chaahey gilaa kero ,

chaahey shikwaa kero ,

mobile ka mtlab ha k ,

:: SmS Kia keroo ::

"sms boy
film actress meera yesterday screamed
in an interview
"agar mein jhoot boloon to mera baap marr jaaye".
The city district government of lahore
has reported that 26 men from
various parts of lahore simultaneously
suffered a heart attack last night.
What''s the biggest pressure on Pak players when they need
1 run to win with 5 overs remaining and 10 wickets in hand....???



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==>> Ya Allah, Jeet Kar Angrezi bolni Paregi !!!!! ;->
Boy:Darling Me Tmhe Bangla Dilaon Ga.

Car Dilaon Ga.Gold Ka Dher Lga Don Ga.

Girl:Acha Ye Btao K Sham Ko Park Ao Ge

Boy:Han Agar Mama Ne

Bus Ka Kiraya Dedia To!
There is a great saying ...
"If u want to b Great,
u must walk with Great people"...




seriously,I hav no objection.
you can walk with me
FaRaz NoW AvAliBle iN eNGlIsh FlAvOur
Oh Faraz The Robber Took Out His Knife
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And Asked For My LG KG 195
Golden Words:

Tumhari Kamyabi Main Sab Se
Barri Rukawaat

Tumhari Biwi Hai ...!!


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