New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Feb, 23 2014 144 chars (1 sms) 3591 views Funny

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''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko

''Jab kabhi TooT k bikhro to batana mujh ko
.
.
.
.
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Main thora bohat welding ka kaam bhi janta hoon.''

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

A Man Goes For Fishing,&

Catches A Big Fish..

He Comes Home & Asks His Wife To CoOk Da Fish..

Wife says: "How To Cook,
There is No Gas,No Electricity,No Wheat".

Man Goes And Puts The Fish Back in The Water...

Fish Comes Up To The Surface And Shouts:

"Geo Musharaf";-

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u propose a girl, itz Direct Marketing

Wen u cal her itz TELE Marketing

Wen she walks to u its BRAND recognition

Wen she slaps u its Customer Feedback

Teri Maa ki Teri Behen ki

Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
Tere BaaP ki
Tere Bhai ki
Tere pure khandan ki....

JAAN hy tu pagal !!
Apna khayal rakha kar ;-)

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Teachr: What''s D Benifit Of Eating Spinach?

Studnt: Eat Spinach & U''ll GrowUp Big & Strong Lyk POPEYE
But
U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFrnd Who Luks Lyk OLIVE ;->

''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.

''Gazab Ka Nakhra Ajeeb Style Hai.
MSG nai Karty Or Khety Ho Mery Pas Mobile Hai.
Be-Sharmi Ke Had Tu Dekho
Ye Parh K Bhi Aap K Cheray Pe Smile Hai.''

Teacher: Bijli

Teacher: Bijli (electricity) kahan se aati hai.?

Student: Mere mamo k ghar se..!

Teacher: Kaise.?

Student: Jab bijli jati hai tu mere papa kehte hain "SAALON NE PHIR BIJLI BAND KARDI.."

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum

Faqat Is Dar Se Hum Ne Sona Chor Dia FARAZ,

K Hum So Gay To.

Bijli Chali Jaye Gi.

bollywood sms

'Katrina:
Me Tuhmare liye sub chor dungi,
Salman:
Ami Abu?
Ktrina:G
Salman:
Khana pina
Katrina:G
Salman:
Friends?
Katrina:G
Salman:
"Jo ye msg parh raha hai os"
ko B?

Katrina:
Zuban sambal k bat kar Salman!

Me sb ko chor sakti hun lekin apne bhai ko nhi.
Bhaiya G smile'

iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn

iTs sUx bUt juSt fOr fUn

Poti Ka Kya Hy Poti To Poti Hoti Hy.
Iska Konsa BESAN Ban Jana Hy. BESAN Ban
B Gya To Iske Konse PAKORE Ban Jane Hain.
PAKORE Ban B Gaye To Wo Konse KHAYE Jane Hain.
KHAA B Liye To Wo Konse HAZAM Ho Jane Hain.
HAZAM Ho B Gaye To Banni Phir Uski Poti Hai Naa.
To Poti Ka Kya Hy. Poti To Poti Hai :->

'''' Tum Kuttay Thay

'''' Tum Kuttay Thay
Kuttay Ho Aur
Kuttay Hii Rahoge
Tumhare Bache Bhi Kuttay Aur Aane Wali Saato''n Naslai''n Kuttay Hii Rahenge ''''

Kutya Ne Kuttay Se Kaha Aur Maike Chali Gayi . . . ;->

acca is still tough

GooD NEWS:
ACCA Exams wil now b only OBJECTIVE TYPE

Example:

3+3=?

Options:

a. 6

b. Six

c. VI

d. 6.0

Moral:

ACCA is still TOUGH.

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