New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     3437 views       Funny

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Gal : Mere lips kharab hain.
Doctor : Kiss kitni bar kia?
gAL : Saal main 1 bar.
Doctor : Kharab nahin zang lag gia ha
All Brokers Have Become

" BILL GATES "

With Debit ''BILL''
In Their Hamds

&

Standing On The ''Gates'' Of Clients.
''Hawa main betab urr raha tha ghalib

Wah!wah

Hawa ma betab urr raha tha ghalib

Ooohhh!

Phir..!

Phir kia Ruk gayi hawa gir gya ghalib
FILM dekhni hai ?


Dekho






































INTERVAL





























THE END


Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->
Teacher : 2 aisi cheezo k naam batao,
jinhe Nashte me nhi kha skte.



Sid: Sir, LUNCH AUR DINNER.!
A health forum
speaker askd: ''Wh8
food causes the most
suffering for years
after eating it?''
After a long silence,
An old man answered:
''A Wedding Cake'' ;->


Karachi''s Girls.

1st: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n gi Jo
Handsome Ho Aur Tum ?

2nd: Main Tou Us Se
Shaadi Kro''n Gi Jis k
Ghar UPS Laga Hoga ... ;->
Shaadi ke pehle - Dilwale Dulhaniya LeJayenge.

Shaadi ke baad - Baaki sab Sukhi HoJayenge..
Falling in love is when he lays in your arms and wakes up in your dreams." What a joke!
Mina: U tell a man something, it goes in one ear & comes out of the
other.
Santa: U tell a woman something, it goes in both ears & comes out of
the mouth.
Wife Pointing At A Couple Next Door Says To Her Husband: Look At Him He Kisses Her All The Time, U Cudn’t Do That ? ? ?
Husband I tried But She Slapped Me . . .
Good Time
Bad Time
Day Time
Work Time
Off Time
Night Time
Happy Time
Sad Time
Sleep Time
KISI BHI Time APUN ka SMS aa sakta hai.