New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)
  

Feb, 23 2014     144 chars (1 sms)     2649 views       Funny

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''Teacher: Tell Me Your Name in English.


Student (After 2 Mins): "Age Long Oven"

Teacher: Iska Kya Matlab Hai?


Student: Umar Daraaz Bhatti. :-)
Man Was Complaining 2
A Frnd
''I''d All
Money, A Beautiful House
A Big Car, D Luv Of A Prety
Gal Thn Its All Gone

Frnd: Wht Hapend?

Man: My Wife Found Out ;)
Girl comes late to the class.
prof: y r u late ?
girl: A boy was following me sir.
Prof:then y u r late ?
girl: that boy was walking slowly sir.
Aap Ne Miss Call Di Aap Ki Nawazish Hay,

Aap Ka sMs Karna B Lagti 1 Saazish Hay,

Kya Really Aap Hum Ko Miss Karte Ho,

Ya Haathon Men Aap K Khaarish Hay........


Plz sirf 1 bar kehdo

sirf ek bar..

December ki wo yaden mujhe lota do,

wo bhegi bhegi ratain,

wo haseen lamhaat,

jub tum mere bilkul qareb aaker,
ankhon me ankhain dalkar,

jub tum ne..

kaha!

Aande lee loo, garam aande
Wife:Apna Bacha Ab Chalne Laga Hai
Husband: kab Se?
wife: 8 din Se.
Husband: Arre tum Ab bata Rahi Ho?
wo Toh Kaafi Dur Nikal chuka Hoga
Pathan Halwai Sy
Tum Kitny Saal Sy Jalebi Bana Rahy Ho?

Halwai Bary Fakhar Sy
30 Sal Sy

Pathan: Bari Sharm Ki Bat Hy
Tum Se Aaj Tak Jlebi Seedhi Nahi Bani:-D
Tusi door gae intzar kita.
tusi kol ae pyar kita.
tusi rus gae razi kita.
tusi yad ae miss kita.
ik gal daso.
sub kuj me kita .
tusi ka kita.
DaD: Mazar-e-Qaid Kaha hai?
Son: Pata Nahi
Dad: Kabhi Ghar se Nikla karo
Son: Abu ,Yaqbon Sahab Kaun Hain?
Dad: Pata nahi
Son: Kabhi Ghar mian bhi ap Raha Karu !


A boy goes to see a dance.

His mom angrily asks him:
Did u see anything there that
u were not supposed to see?

Boy: yes, I saw dad!
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Bhar k Aakho Mai Khumar


Jadu Nagri Se Aaya Hai


Tera Humsafar

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