New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Feb, 23 2014 144 chars (1 sms) 3465 views Funny

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A very old lady teacher of English ask this question with the class:

A very old lady teacher of English
ask this question with the class:

When I say “I am beautiful”, which tense is it?

One pupil answered: Its the past tense of course.

motiyan bela phool

motiyan, bela, phool, kaliyan,
dekho yaroo shad hain na,
aj tumhari salgirah hai,
dekhoo ham ko yaad hai na!"

Disco Dance Karte Howe

Disco Dance Karte Howe Larke Aur Larki Ko
2 Kute Dekh Rahe The.

Ye Kya Kr Ha " 1 Kute Ne Dosre Se Pocha

Dosra kuta Bola Ye Tou Mai Nahe Janta Ho
Mai Ye Janta Ho k Jub Mai Is Tarah Karta Ho
Tou Mera Malik Mujhe

peit k kere Marne k Duwai Pilata Hai...... /

your arms were alway

Your Arms Were Always Open When I Needed A Hug.

Your Heart Understood When I Needed A Friend.

Your Gentle Eyes Were Stern When I Needed A Lesson.

Your Strength And Love Has Guided Me And Gave Me Wings To Fly.

PREDICTION:

PREDICTION: After the death of Imran Hashmi , wat will be written on his grave ?

Do NOT disturb Sony day salay ko pehli bar akeela so raha ha

''tiger buscuit

''tiger buscuit ''Hum to yunhi tiger Biscuit khaa rahay thhay ,

~*~Tamana~*~

Ek Larki humein baacha samjh k pappi dy gai''''

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

Duniya Ki 2 Bht ßarri Haqeqaten

1.duniya k 95% log apni zuban upar wale danto se nhi lga sktey

2.ye msg parhty hi 99% Idiots ye koshish krtey he.

Father:Tumne c

Father:Tumne college mai sub se mushkil kam konsa sikha.
Beta:2 kam sikhe,
Aik danto se bear ki botel kholna,
Dosra teiz andhi mai 1 teeli se cigarat jlana! ;-)

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg

''Agar Koyi Achha Sa Msg. Hai To Use Jaldi Se
.
.
.
.
.

Paper Par Likh Kar Almari Me Band Kar Do
Kahin Galti Se SEND Na Ho Jaaye..!!!''

Yesterday

Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...

Molvi;muje wife k liya brazier chahiay.

Molvi;muje wife k liya
brazier chahiay.

Shopkeeper;size kai hai?

Molvi ;size to maloom nahi, per us k purani brazier se meri 2 topiy ban gai hain.->

True bravery is to arrive home

True bravery is to arrive home …
fully drunk..
a late night out..

and mom waiting with a jharu
in hand and you ask

“hey mom, abhi tak jaag rahi ho.”

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