New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump

New Sign board at a Pakistani Petrol Pump
“Please Don’t Smoke
here!
We know Your Life has no value
But
Petrol is very expensive”:-D:-)

Feb, 23 2014 144 chars (1 sms) 3559 views Funny

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A man speaks frantically into the phone,

A man speaks frantically into the phone,

"My wife is pregnant , and her contractions are only two minutes apart!"

"Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

"No, you idiot !" the man shouts. "This is her husband!"

SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SUPERMAN Dushmano se Lad Raha Hai,

SPIDERMAN Deewaro pe Chadh Raha Hai,

BATMAN Raaton mei Ghoom Raha Hai

Aur

Hamara DOBBERMAN ''''SMS'''' Padh Raha Hai...!!! :p

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend

Allama Iqbal Apni GirlFriend Ko Kis Trha Sms Kerte . . .

Ae Jaan-e-Jaan Tere Intizaar Main Aankhain Nam Hyn

Ye Last SMS Hy Kyun K Balance Kam Hy . . . ;->

women

Every women faces two major problems
When ever she open womenher almari
Pen nu kapre vi koi ni te rakhan nu jagah vi koi nh

I am sorry yaar,

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

Jani Plz Snd 10 Rupes.Jaldi

100 M Sy
90 Peple Is SMS Ko
Pura Prhy ßina Rpl Krngy

Snd It
2ur Frndz N Check
Hw Many Send
Jtne Paise Milenge Adhe Mere

The best way to releave stress is

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

A boy goes to his

A boy goes to his dads friend late nite,he is told to sleep in baby''s room,but he refused n slept in TV lounge to avoid baby kid.Next morning he saw a young,charming n very pretty girl on the breakfast table.The boy asked,who r u?
Im the baby,n u?
Mai ullu ka pattha!

Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad

Reh Reh Kar Teri Yaad Aye to kia karu ?

Yaad Teri dilse na Jaye tu Kia Karu?

Socha tha Ho gi mulakatKhwaboun Main

Ager neeand hi Na Aye , tu kia karu ???

Nothing is permanent

Nothing is permanent in this world,not even our
troubles
So,keep on enjoying life

Don''t lose ur smile at any cost
.
.
.
Even if u r
.
.
.
.
Married!

A WOMEN 2 A

A WOMEN 2 A DOCTOR: MERA BETA MOTORCYCLE SE GIR GAYA. DOCTOR: I DONT KNOW URDU. PLZ SPEAK IN ENGLISH. WOMEN: MY LONDA GIRONDA FROM HONDA.:)

''Why''d the

''Why''d the couple stop after 3 children? Cos they heard every fourth child born is chinese.''

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