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Patni: Mujhy Pata Tha K Jab KUNDLI Mili hai.

To Adatain Bhi Zaror Milti hon gi''
  

May, 24 2010     172 chars (2 sms)     2215 views       Funny

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Ye Badalti Rutai''n
Ye Dubte Huey Arman
Ye Terti Hui Musafatai''n
Ye Jalte Diye
Ye Pighalte Huey Badan
Ye Bhujti Shame''n
Ye Kch Or Nhi Srf
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KESC Ki Beghairti Hy ... ;->
The Easiest Way


To Make Your


Old Car Run Better,


Is To Check


The Prices


0f New Car ... !!
Definition Of A
Professor ... !!!
























A Professor Is One
Who Talks In
Someone Else''s Sleep ... ;->
''Lafz lafz likhon teri tareef me?





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kafi hai ya or likhon?''
When Ever You Are Surrounded By Disappointment And Couldnt Find Any Hope Then Remember
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Pio Cocacola Aur Karo

Bb R R R R R R R R R R R R R R.
Dhanya Rs=3 Mirch Rs=5 Palak Rs=15 Aaloo Rs=20 Teenday Rs=30 Tomato Rs=40 Yeh sab tu mehanga hai... par sms tu sasta hai! phir karti kion nahi? kanjoos.




Din raat SmS kr kr k aisa kr dia tUm ny pappU,


Ghar ki ghanti bajny pr b mobile utha leta hon... ;->
Very important health tips only for u.
dont eat
pizzas,samosay dahi baray,ice cream,chocolate,

&
sandwich
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WITHOUT
ME,,
What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah? Wow! New Underwear.
Aj
Meri
Sim
Ka
Birthday
Hai.
Ap
Chahein
To
Gift
Samajh
kar
is
mai
100 Rs
Ka
Balance
Dalwa
Sakte
Hain
ALLAH
Ne
chaha
To
Aglay
Maheene
Phir "Birth Day"
Manain gay


GOLDEN WORDS

Jo shaks eid k baad apne dosto
ko treat deta ha,

us ko chand jesi Dhulhan milti hai...

-William Mufta
Teacher: What''s your cast?


Student: Pehlay hum Lahori thay

phir Bhatti huay,

phir Rajput hogaye,

ab hain darzi,

aagey mummy ki marzi. .