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SendinG BlanK SmS . . . ;->
  

May, 19 2010     87 chars (1 sms)     2237 views       Funny

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2days 4cast...

it will b cloudy if u frown...
clear if ur happy...
sunny if u smile..
stormy if u sing....
Can u dance?






No...






Sure....







Just try it....







Sure u cant .....





That means u r pappu!!!





Bcoz pappu cant dance ..
''Molvi taqreer krty howy

Ap men jo LONDEBAZ OR RANIBAZ hy wo alag alag hojayen

ek admi kabhi wahn bethta to kabhi wahn molve gusy sy bola tu kia hy?

Wo bolo men chutu hon kahan bethon?

Molvi yahan aao mery sath betho...
Hanso



Cheeko





Chillao





Uchlo Koodo





Seetiyan Maaro





Abu Ko Bataoo






Ami Ko Bataoo





Elaan Karwao






Bhangra Paao






Khush Ho Jao






K Tum Jiase Logo’n Ko Bhi Mere Sms Aate Hain. . .
What Is D Moral Of The

Movie ''Love Story 2050'' ?































Thandi Ke Mausam Me Kabhi


"Ice Cream"


Nahi Khana Chaiye. :)
In soft gleaming night of stars,
May all your dreams come true.
May every star of every night,
Bring love and joy to you.
Happy Birthday to you.
"SHAETAN"ne pocha kisi NAIK insan ka number do apun us ko tung krega! maine AAP ka number diya to"SHETAN"bola,abay marwaye ga kia,yeh to BOSS ka number hay.
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha

R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan

No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
Long Time ago people who sacrificed thr Love, Youth, Beauty,Friends, Family,Laughter & Happiness
were called "MALANG".




Now,
They r called
"ENGINEERS"
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen

Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!

Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP

Kar Ke Soti Hain

Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.


Teacher:Tell me The perfect example for Newton''s 3rd law?

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Student:Every Time I open my Book,
My Eyes Close automatically..!
:D
Full of Emotion shair:

Ab to zindagi ka maqsad hai tujhe apnana.

A for Apple B for Banana.

If you are MAD, I am your DAD.