1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA

1 AadMi trAin sE utAr k p00chtA hy..
Yeh kAun sA stAtioN hy.. ??

SardAr Ne KahA:

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RaiLwAy StAtion.!! ;->

May, 20 2010 155 chars (1 sms) 2593 views Funny

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kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k salman khan

Kitne % bhartiyon ko lagta hy k Salman Khan,
Katrina Kaif se Shadi Karega?
Ans: 10%
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Rest of the 90% wants to marry Katrina Kaif themselves =P ;->

PHATAN 14 AUG

PHATAN 14 AUG ko kabrustan me kabrain khud rha tha 1 admi ne pocha khan sb kya kr rahe ho, Khan bola wo yara aj azadi ka din ha to hum in ko azad kar raha ha

Mein tumko Chand

Mein tumko Chand kehdu magar usme Daag hai,Suraj kehdu usme to Aag hai,Socha aapko Bandar keh Dun

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uss kambakhat me Bhi "Dimaag" hai

Ek bar kuch

Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the.

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DAFA 302 ke tehet.

Ye bhi teri tarha SMS Nahi karta thA
LATKA DALA

Girl’s Attitude

Girl’s Attitude
When Boy Don’t Look @ Her
She Says : “KUTTA Dekh Nah iSakta Kia”
&
When Boy Look @ Her
She Says: “Dekh Kese KUTTO’N Ki Trha Rha Hy”

FILM dekhni hai ?

FILM dekhni hai ?

Dekho

INTERVAL

THE END

Ye Hai SANJAY LEELA BHANSALI Ki New Film
"WHITE" . . . ;->

usne mujhe ye keh kar chhor diya humayun

Usne Mujhe ye Keh Kar Chhor Diya HumAyuN

Mujhe Neend Aati Hai 11 Baje k baad.

Aur

Tum Online Aate Ho
12 Baje k Baad. :-(

Masjid k liye chande

Masjid k liye chande ki apeal ho rhi thi,
1 admi khara ho k kehta he me bulb lgva donga
Dosra: Me tube lgva donga
Pthan josh me a k kehta he me cable lgva donga!

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria

3 dost oxford unvrsty k cafeteria
mn bethy apni felngs share kr rhy thy.

1st dost:mra dil krta he k men bht ziada mehnt kr k ek kamyab insan banon.

2nd dost: mn chahta hun k social workr bn k logon ki bhlai k kam krn.

3rd dost:yar meri ek hi khwahsh he k uni mn hungama ho or 10 din bycott hon or phr har papr mai 8,8 din ka gap ho.
2nu doston ny usy thappr mar k kaha

"wah! prhna oxford ma aur khwab KARACHI UNIVERSITY k" =P ;->

dil laga k kaam kiya karo

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<))> Xcuse Me
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Aap kAAm bAAd mE kArnA,,
PhELE MEri bAAt SuNLo,,

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dil laga k kaam kiya karo =P ;->

Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,

Sibbi ki garmi ki qasam,

Murree ki sardi ki
qasam,

Musharaf ki vardi ki
qasam,

Adnan Sami ki charbi ki
qasam,

"I MISS U"

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