Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany

Aik pathan aurat bank check cash karany gai. clerk: yahan sign karo
aurat: kesay?
Clerk: jesay khat k akhir main likhti ho!
Aurat ny likha: " Twade kaky di maa"

Apr, 13 2011 160 chars (1 sms) 3062 views Funny

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Importance of thumb...

Importance of thumb...
Child use it 4 chewing,

Illiterate people use it 4 sign,

Winners 4 victory,

AND

My FANS use it 4 reading my msgs....
oh... u too?

An old couple

An old couple is on a walk, when a pigeon flies by and relieves himself on the woman''s head.
"Yech!" says the woman. "Get some toilet paper."

"What for? He must be half-a-mile away by now."

High Class Insult

High Class Insult
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Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi
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Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere
saamne Bhais kyun khadi h.

akhan akhan wich

akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,

chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni

~William Innocent Nargis.

Larky ki Izzat Mitti Main Mil Jati Hai,
Jab Koi Larki Usey Sar-e-Aam Tamacha Maar dey.

Magar Ladki ki Izzat Aur Nazuk Hoti Hai.
Uske Liye Sar-e-Aam Chumna Kaafi Hai!

~William Innocent Nargis.

Ek research se pata

Ek research se pata chala hai chimpanji bhi SMS pad sakte hain,
Ye SMS apko final testing ke liye bheja ja raha hai..
Apna certificate zoo se collect kare!!!.

things to remember

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

Thought of the day:

Thought of the day:
“if u help a gal when she is in problem,
she will always remember u
only when she is in problem again..!!”

Hum Ne Maana

Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana
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Hum Ne Maana...
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Abey Bas Kr 13 Number Ka Paana

Pyar K Season

Pyar K Season Me Apne LOVE GURU Se Janiye Kitna Gehra Hai Ap Dono Me Pyar!!

Type LOVE SpaceSpace Send It To Ur Father''s Number.
He WilL Tel U Everything.

5 Points That Prove

5 Points That Prove
"U r A Normal Student"

1- Unnecessary Talk
On Phone

2- Plan Each Day 2 Study
But End Of The Day
"Kal Se Pakka"

3- U''ve All The Data But
U Work 1 Day B4 The
Dead Line

4- Rite Now U r Thinking
Of 4wrding This Msg To ur
Frnds

5- On Each Point U Smiled
Coz Its True ... ;->

Mai Aur Tum Tum Aur Main

Mai Aur Tum

Tum Aur Main

Yani Hum Dono

Aaj Raat Ko

Aik Dosre Ko

1 baja K Baad

Akele Mein

Miss calls denge ok :-)

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