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Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar
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Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar
Pathan T.V per bomb rakh kar Pakistan a match daikh raha tha. Bv: ye bomb kis liay rakha hy?
Pathan : agar aaj salay haray tu pori team ko bomb sy urra don ga
Geo Khan
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Aap ki valantian
Aap ki valantian partner bhej rahi hon. ok
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Ab thanx boll kar rulana mat;-)
Once In A Jungle All The
Once In A Jungle All The Animals Were Eating PAN PARAG PAN MASALA
But
Girraffe Was Not Eating. . . .
Why. . . ?
Because
Oonche Log Oonchi Pasand MANIKCHAND. . . ;->
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Pehle Ladkiya DUA Kar Ke Soti Theen
Taki Unhe DAR Na Lage!
Magar Aaj Kal MAKE-UP
Kar Ke Soti Hain
Taki Dusre Na DAR Jaye.
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Aishwrya Is A Film Star
Saniya Mirza Is A Tenis Star
Wasim Is A Criket Star
And
"Khalid Is A SMS STAR.!!
girl frnd
Insan ki success uski pehli girlfrend ki waja se hoti hai ..
or baki girlfrend uski success ki waja se hoti hain :p
Pathan Larki Se
Pathan Larki Se: I Love You.
Larki: Tameez Se Baat Karo.
Pathan: "Assalam-o-Alaikum"
I Love You. :-)
mujh sey pehli see
mujh sey pehli see mohabat merey mehboob na mangh,
mangh b lo ghey kya hoga, mein nein to hazaroon mein bant dee hoyee hai
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
Education is such a wonderful and precious thing...
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I wonder why it is wasted on us... ;->
Kal 100 logon ko bewakoof banaya..
Kal 100 logon ko
bewakoof banaya..
kaise?
niche dekho..
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aur niche...
Bas,
Aise hi..
Ha...Ha..
Ab 101 HOGAYE !
Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?
Dr:Aapko kya prblmhai?
Patient:patlay motion
Dr:kitne patlay?
Patient:Bohot paylay
Dr:phr b kitne?
Patient:
Pagal k bache
itne k tu us se kulli kar sakta hai!!!!!
B e Y o u r S t y l e .
I f
A t
F i r s t
Y o u
D o n '' t
S u c c e e d ,
F a i l u r e
M a y
B e
Y o u r
S t y l e ... =P
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend
unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet
iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo
"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"
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