AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2580 views Funny

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Please Drive Carefully

Cool Sign

In the front of

Yard Of A

Funeral Home ...

Please Drive Carefully
We''ll Wait ... =P ;)

''kash tum BAKRI hote,

''kash tum BAKRI hote,
hum tume GHAS khilate or pyar se tumare SING
hilate or puchte msg bhejne me
kanjus kon tu ya main?
to tum pyar
se bolte MAI..MAI..MAI''

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

Mobile Oscar Awards 2009:

_O_
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"BEST SMS Sender" Award Goes To

(''HumAyuN'')

Ab Jealous Ho Kar Apna Naam na Likhna. :-)

WiFe:

WiFe: WhAt WoUlD YoU LiKe To Do ToDaY?

HuSbAnD : Im NoT SuRe. LeTs ThInK ...

WiFe : No, LeTs Do SoMeThInG ThAt YoU CaN Do, ToO.

''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

''Aap ka chalna, aap ka hansna,

aap ka daikna,daikh kar muskrana,

ankain milana,nigain churana,

aap ka bolna, aap ka khana pina,

hata k aap ka chalte chalte murna

..........uf kuch to sahi hota.''

DARD NAK KAHANI.

DARD NAK KAHANI.

aik larka tha, wo aik larki ko chahta tha. magr wo lrki nhi janti thi.

Aik din larke ny himat ki aur usy kaha k tm mujhe achi lagti ho.

Lrki ko shadid ghusa aya aur us ny...
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Lrke ki nak pe muka mar dia.
Lrke ki nak ma shadid dard hoa
aur

Is tara bni ya
''DARD'' ''NAK'' kahani ;->

Top 3 Universities Rule :

Top 3 Universities Rule :

1: Be Quite In The Class Coz Others Are Sleeping
2: Don''t Forget To Carry Books It Works As Pillow
3-Keep The Campus Clean , So Be Absent

thought provoking

~T h O u G h T
P r O v O k I n G~

After
T u e s d a y .......

Week Itself Says .......

W T F ....... =P ;->

''Punjaban:

''Punjaban: Maa aaj mai nay 1 larkay ko bewaqoof banaya
Maa: woh kaisay ?
Punjaban : may nay uss ka 500 ka note aapni sandle may chupa lia aur woh 2 ghantay tak meri braizer may dhondta raha''''

Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena

B4 u speak.
(listen)

B4 u pray..
(forgive)

B4 u quit..
(try)

B4 U hate..
(love)

B4 u die.
(Apni Property Mere Naam Kar dena)

7 Angels came 2 Me

7 Angels came 2 Me
&
asked 4 the most Inteligent,
Smart, Nice, Sweet,
Noble and Well Groomed Person.
So I gave Them Your Address
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..
Dekha kesa Ullu banaya Un ko!:D

''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe

''"Aisa aadmi jo ghalti pe ho or Maafi mang lay wo "AQALMAND"

"aisa shakhs jo ghalti pe na ho mgr phr b Maafi mang lay wo,
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"Husband:-D"''

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