AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D

May, 13 2010 176 chars (2 sms) 2421 views Funny

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B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala

B.B Ne 1 Kutta Pala
Moti Moti Ankhon Wala
Lmbi lmbi Munchon Wala
Mehlon Men Wo Rhta Tha
EnGlish Wine Peeta Tha
Khata Tha Wo Sonf Spari
Nam Tha Uska

Asif Zrdari

Four guys

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?

Oxford:Light
Harvard:Thought
Texas:Blink of an eye
Sardar:It’s loose motions,
because last night I was lying in my bed
& before I could blink,think or turn on the lights,
it was over!

COURT ORDER U R Accused Of

COURT ORDER
U
R
Accused
Of
coming
into
my
life
and
Hi-jacking
my
smiles
with
your
friendship
Since
U
r
found
guilty
u
r
Sentenced
2
b
my
frend
NO BAIL !!!

zardari k baap ka pa

Zardari k Baap ka pata chal Gaya hai..
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hA hA hA....
April FoOoOoL :-)
Abhi nahin pata chala..!!

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

ItNi BtAmiz AurAt MAinE ZiNdAgi mEin nAhe dEkhi...

Jo kEhti hAi "App k AcouNT ki RAqAm iS cALL k Liye nA kAfi hy... ;->

''Kisi ka jhoota peene

''Kisi ka jhoota peene se shifa milti hai Ajmal!
Kameena ye bolte bolte meri sari Pepsi pi gaya!''

The best way to

The best way to
releave stress is

To put your head on
the table, snooze,
yawn and say loud ...

"Bhaar Main Jaye
Company ..." ;->

Scotland yard

Scotland yard ki team dobara pakistan aayi hai

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Ye pata karney k liye..

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K,

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Arbab Ghulam Rahim k muun pe jo chapal mari gayi uska no. kia hai?

Most innocent dhamki:

Most innocent dhamki:
As the thief was leaving the house,the kid woke up & said to the thief: "Mera schoolbag bhi le kar jao varna main mummy ko utha doonga.

badboo aap ne maari hai

Wo Kya Janay Mere Dil Pe Kya Guzri us waqt "paPpu"
Jab Us Ne Meri Tarf Dekha or Boli..

Excuse me
Badboo aap ne maari hai...? ;->

Dulha Apni Nai

Dulha Apni Nai naveli Dulhan ka ghunghat uthatay hoye

" darling meri doo hi kamzoriyaan hain aik aurat or dosri mardana kamzori "

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad

Be-Panaah Chahat k baad bhi Hum usey paa na sakey "pApPu"

Kisi SangDil ne usey 100 ka Load krwa k Jeet liya... ;->

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