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AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
.
.
aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay
Zahir he
.
.
KHUWAB.. :-D
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--> Ek Pathan Mufafir
--> Ek Pathan Mufafir ne kaha hai : " Mujay Samaj nahi aati Log Mahina mahina kaisay nahi nahatay , mujay tu 28 wain din kharish honi shoro ho jati hai " : D
if some body say br
If some body say
u r intellegent
u r smart
u r handsome
u r cute
Than give him a slap,
And tel him / her
To day is 26th March
NOT FIRST APRIL.
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Mere Mobile Ko Sukoon Mil Gaya,
Empty Inbox Mein Sms Ka Phool Khil Gaya.
Aap Ka Sms Tha Ya Kele Ka Chilka
Jise Padhte Hi Mera Dil Fissal Gaya
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
A lucknowi nawab meets sardar.
Nawab: Janab kya main apko ek takleef de sakta hoon?
Sardar: O kutty hath to laga, daikh tujhy zalel kese krta hon
To The S.H.O,
To
The S.H.O,
Police Station.
Sir, If my friend will not sms me, kindly i request u to take action against him & encounter his useless mobile ;->
pathan pizzahut gya
Pathan Pizza-hut Gya
Tou Waiter Ne Pizza La
Kr Rakh Dia
Pathan 1/2 Ghntey tk
Betha Raha Phir
Chillany Lga
O Kocha Naan Rkh k
Gya Hy Salan Tmhara
Baap Layega ... ;->
Sardarji was asked,
Sardarji was asked,
what is a adult joke?
Reply came
any joke which is eighteen years old.
''hum gaye the gar un
''hum gaye the gar un k ye khne k dil se dil milalo..
nikli uski ami..maine kaha anti taliban wale aarahe hain cable catwa do....
ghareeb ghurba b
Ghareeb Ghurba,
Becharey,
Miskeen,
Lachaar,
Dukhi,
Pareshaan,
Khasta Haal,
Afsurda
Be-Sharam,
Dukho''n k Maarey
Pareshanio''n Main
Ghirey
Zindagi Se Tung
Udaas
Halaat k Maarey
Dunya k Sataye Huey
Hotey Hyn Wo Log
Jo Mobile Hote huey
Bhi Sms Nahi Kerte ;->
When Words r not enough,
When Words r not enough,
To express your feelings,
Dont think u r in love,
You just need to ..
Join
English Course. . . ;->
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Bisma
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Afiya
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Nadia.
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Asima
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Enjoy Kro
Ma Aaj SE
"Tableeghi Jamat"
K SAth Ja Raha Hon
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
What iS www.ORKUT.com ?
.
.
.
.
iT''s Orkut''s Son . . .
.
.
How ?
.
ChecK Out Da Top Left Corner oF Da Screen...
ORKUT BETA . . . ;->
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