AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain

AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
AgAr aap kisi Larki ko kahain
I LOVE YOU aur Larki aap ko kiss kar
ke apna mobile numbr Day dy
to
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aap
Iss ko kya
kahain gay

Zahir he
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KHUWAB.. :-D
  

May, 13 2010     176 chars (2 sms)     2183 views       Funny

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NASA. . . . ;->
Saving

Is

The Best

Thing ...

Specially

When

Your

Parents

Have

Done

It

For

You ... ;->


Khan : Yar Abi Tumhara Amma
Ka Khansi Kaisa Hy?

Friend : Band Ho Gai Hy
Magar Sans Rok Rok K A Rahi Hy

Khan : Koi Bat Nai,Allah Kary Ga,
Wo Bi Band Ho Jay Ga
Breaking News:

Karachi k halaat kharab.
Govt ne terrorist k khilaf pehla action le lya.

Govt ka pehla action




Double sawari pe pabandi.
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circuit: Simple bhai... bolay tuu... Bina sui k 14 injections :D
What Is The Moral Of Movie
Om Shanti Om . . . ? ? ?

















Ek Chutki Sinduur Ki Qeemat . . .











Ramesh Nahi Janta . . . ;->
God has given Eyes: To look at U. Hands: To pray for U. Mind: To remember U. Heart : To love U. And And Legs: To kick u if u 4get me.
Once An Ant Decided To Jump

From A Helicopter

But She Did Not Die

Can U Guess Why ???













Coz The Helicopter Was On The Ground!

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
Do u want to hear a dirty joke?
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Are you sure?
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Ok, here you go…
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A white horse fell in the mud

Jab Dushman Tumhain DhutkaR De Aur DhakkEy De kR Ghar se Nikal De t0u Tum Haar Na man0 Balkey

Balkey

UsKi

BACHI Phansa kR Badla Lo...!


- Waliam MaliK ;-
''''Talking to a Genius is equal to the knowledge of reading books for one month'''' (chinese proverb)... So feel free to call me anytime.