nature rich

nature rich
u get rich naturally as u grow old:silver in ur hair, gold in ur teeth, sugar in ur blood, stones in ur kidney & never supply of GAS...:-p :D
  

Apr, 07 2011     141 chars (1 sms)     2089 views       Funny

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Arz kiya hai-
Apke chehre par udasi aur ankhon mein nami hai,
Apke chehre par udasi ankhon mein nami hai
TATA namak Istmal karo aap ko IODINE KI KAMI HAI


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Jo Kameena Mujhe Sms Nahi Karta,
Main Usko Tareqa Nahi Batata
Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi.
Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai.
Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi..
Everything is
"Pre-Written"
But, with Prayers
it can be
"Re-Written"... ;->

/GooD MorninG\

Have a Blessed Day (:->

Karachi Me 500
Grlz Heart Attack Se Mar Gai
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255 GrlZ Behosh Hogai





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Ksi Ne Afwah Phela Di Ha
K
"HumAyuN"
Ki Mangni Horae Ha =P
Sardar was driving a jeep in a jungle...

Tourist:
"How do u escape if a lion comes now?"

Sardar:
"Give the indicator of RIGHT side & turn LEFT
Yesterday in my room all my books were singing a song.

Guess which song?

guess!

O Zara zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me...
We''ve known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank
Lady Secretary: "Sir, It‘s ur wife‘s call. . .
She Wants To Kiss U On The Phone. . . "

Boss: "I''m Busy. . . .
U May Take The Message & Pass It On To Me, Later. . . " ;->
A lady delivered twins. Suprisingly one is a boy and another is a dog how it is possible?

Bcoz her husband is HUTCH DEALER....

wherever u go out network follows
Height of walking..

My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,

now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet