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''1 admi apni biwi ko
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''1 admi apni biwi ko
''1 admi apni biwi ko
''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy
"POHANCH GAI"''
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May, 24 2010
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ek pathan mobile company
Ek Pathan Mobile Company Main Job K Liye Gaya:
1st Ques K Answer Pe He Usay Maar K Bhaga Diya Gaya.
Ques: Which Is The Most Popular Network.
.
.
.
Pathan: Al-Quaida. :-)
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Ek Khubsurat Larki
Bank gai Aur
Bank Manager Se Pucha:
"Me Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hon..."
Manager: "Ye Tou Achi Baat
Hy, Aap Kis K Sath
Joint-Account Kholna
Chahti Hyn ...? "
Larki: "Mujhe Ziada
Nakhry Dikhany Ki
Aadat Nhi
Bas
Jis K Paas Bank Balance
Ziaa Ho, Us K Saath Khol
Loongi ..." ;->
CNN News.
CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting further orders as one of the dogs is reading this
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
MSG karne pe jo mrtay hain..
CALL karne se jo darty hain..
BAD LUCK to dekho...!!!..???
Aisy KANGLAY dost meray he pally parte hain..!!!. ;-)
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia
Honto''n Se Jo Chooo Lia
Ehsaas Ab Tak Hai
Aankhain Nam Hain
Aur Saanso''n Main Aag Ab Tak Hai
Aur Kyun Na Ho
Khai Bhi Tou ''''HARI MIRCHI'''' Hai ;->
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon
Ek Faqeer Ne Memon K Ghar Ka Darwaza Khatkhtaya,
Or Bola Meray Pass Khanay Ko Aata Nahi Hai.
Memon:Acha Mujhay Pesay Do Main La Deta Hoon. .
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
Mujhy Tum
Mujhy
Tum
Se
P....
Py....
Pya........
Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..
kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
load
Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
Aj 20 Ka Load Manga To Kehty Hain Sub Dukanain Bnd Hain… ;->
Computer Is ShamelessComputer Is Shameless
Computer Is Shameless
Why?
?
?
B''coz, It Has Hardware & Software But
No
Underwear..?
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to
Pathan.
Agr mere Hath Me hukumat ho to Me MULK ki Tqdeer badaL don.
Wife:
Tum pehle Apni Shalwar to badal Lo, Subha se meri Shalwar pehn k ghom rahay ho.
WIFE:main maeke ja
WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar
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