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''1 admi apni biwi ko
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''1 admi apni biwi ko
''1 admi apni biwi ko
''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy
"POHANCH GAI"''
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May, 24 2010
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love tip
Love Tip:
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"Don''t Love"...!!!
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
chandni raat main sone se pehle.
khawbon ki dunia mein khone se pehle.
maine socha tumhe yaad dil doon.
maine socha tumhe ehsas dild doon
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susu kar k sona.
Mujhy Tum
Mujhy
Tum
Se
P....
Py....
Pya........
Pyaz(ONION) katwani hai omlete k liye..
kaat dogi na....
plz... ;->
Attitude of girls:
Attitude of girls:
When a boy sends dirty sms
she laughs for 10 minutes,
forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
“i dont like that kind of sms ok?” :p ;->
hum aur aap
Hum "MOHABBAT" wale,
Ap husn wale
Hum "DIL" wale,
Ap dolat wale
Hum "SMS" krne wale
OR Ap sirf
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Free me parh k "MUSKURANEY" waley...!!
Bhengi Wife:
Bhengi Wife: Suno G Meri Aankhain Kajol Se ilti Hyn Na . . . ? ? ?
Husband: Tap K !
Kambakht Teri Aankhain Aapas Main nahi Milti
Kajol Se Kia Milengi . . . ;->
It Doesn''t Matter
It
Doesn''t
Matter
How Often
A Married Man Changes His Jobs ... !!!
He Still Ends Up
With The Same Boss ... ;->
koi mannat mango beta
Peer,
Beta, Koi Mannat Maango
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Mureed,
Please Mujhe Phir Sy Un-
Married Kar Dein.
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Peer,
Beta, Mannat Maango Jannat
Na Mango,,,
gadha masjid main ghus gia
Aik marasi ka gadha masjid main ghus gia
Molvi sab ne marasi ki khoob bezti ki
marasi bola:
jan deo
molvi sab Janwar si aa gia
saano kadi vekhya aay.;->
things to remember
Things To Remember
In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
U R Many Kilometers Away From Me
U R Many Kilometers Away From Me
But
Still I''am Watching U
Through 3 Diferent Places
1- Cartoon Network
2- National Geographic
3- Animal Planet . . . ;->
Sincere apology:
Sincere apology: If u dont like any of my SMS & Don t like 2 read, Or if my msgs disturb u Then plz don t hesitate, Feel free to THROW UR MOBILE OUT !!
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