''1 admi apni biwi ko

''1 admi apni biwi ko dafna k ghar aya to ASMAN per bijli karakne lagi or toofan aa gaya
admi asman ki taraf dekh kr bola lagta hy

"POHANCH GAI"''

May, 24 2010 150 chars (1 sms) 2772 views Funny

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The Company Of

The Company Of
Gud Ppl Is Like The Shop
Of Perfume
Wethr U Have Bought
Or Not
U''ll Receive A Lot Of Gud
Fragnance

So Dun Lose Me ... ;->

LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

LOGO SE PANGE B HONGE..

GHER MEIN DANGE B HONGE..

MUJHE NA SMS KIA TO..

APKE 12 BACCHE HONGE...

JO

3 GANJE

3 NANGE

AUR

6 LAFANGE HONGE... ;)

Heaven is when u have

Heaven is when u have

German car,

Amercian salary,

Chinese food

&

Pakistani Wife.

Hell is when Car is Chinese

food is German

wife is American

&

Salary Pakstani.

Actually I wanted

Actually I wanted to kill u for not messaging me..

but

But I can''t

According to section
340/B(1953)

Killing a Bander Is Punishable Offence.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Arz Kya Hai:

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay.

Ghor Kijiye Ga.

Saas Hovay Tay Changi Hovay

Nahi Tay.

Photo Deewar Tay Tangi Hovay. :-)

Once A Journalist Askd Meera

Once A Journalist Askd Meera
What Type Of Roles Do U Prefer ???

Meera Answerd:
Wese Tou Mjhe Chicken Roll Pasand Hyn
Magar
Beef Roll Bhi Kha Leti Hoon ...

''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"

''Jahan "Dosti"wahan "Aitebar"
Jahan "Aitebar"wahan "Mohabbat"
Jahan "Mohabbat"wahan "Judai"
Jahan "Judai"wahan "Dard" Jahan "Dard" wahan
"2 Goli DISPRIN"''

A MQM boy & MMA

A MQM boy & MMA girl fall in love,MQM Boy say "Marjaunga Tere Khatir=Jiye Mahajir Jiye Mahajir".. :->MMA Girl say''s Mujay Bhi Tumse Pyar Hay, Bus Aik Mushkil Dushwar Hay. Jo America Ka Yaar Hay Wo Ummat Ka Gaddaar Hay.. :->

Kajra Re"

Kajra Re"

If Amitabh Bchan Make Grand Father
Then Wht He Wud Say 2 His Nephew?

?

"Rishtay Me To Hm Tumharay Baap Ha¡N,Naam Hai Hamara Shanshah"

Dad 2Son

Dad 2Son:Whn I beat u how u stop ur anger? S:I strt cleanin toilet D:How it satisfy u? S:I clean it with ur toothbrush

Asif Zardari ne

Asif Zardari ne
Islamabad men
Nawaz Sharef k
Sath MilKr
Coca Cola pi
Or Nawaz Sharif
ne Kaha K Judge
Kab Bahal Hongy?

To Zardari ne Kaha

BRRRRRRRRRRR!!

Youngistaan se kabristan...

Youngistaan se kabristan...
Why to have Pe(psi)stiside drinks? ...

Have a glass of milk to think n act better

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