Wh8 d Hell !!

Wh8 d Hell !!
Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don''t
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
  

May, 14 2010     197 chars (2 sms)     1990 views       Funny

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