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Police ki maar se koi mar to nai jata ……FAISAL

Bas uthne bethne ke andaz badal jate hain.
  

Apr, 05 2011     90 chars (1 sms)     2475 views       Funny

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Ofcourse I Am A Piece

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bola na mee hon DoN {@/@}
:#: A friend

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( o ) a

( ? ) Guitaar





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BAJATAY RAHO..;-)
Jhatka kuch is tarah dia sanam ne apni zulfoon ko pappu"


Ikatthi char joein mere daman main aa girin . . . ;->
CHAIN MSG

Baraey Meherbani Es Msg
Ko Itna Fwd Karain K
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Mere Bhai Tak Pohanch Jaey
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"Oye Ammi Keh Rahi Hain Salan
K Sath 2 Naan Bhi Lay Aana" ;)
Yaa ALLAH ..!!

Tujhe Tere Pyare bando Ka Wasta ...!!


Iss Dafa Ramzan Mein Shetaan Ko Chor Ke
Wapda Walon Ko Band Kar Dena

AMEEN
Girl''s father: Mein nahi chahta ki meri beti apni puri zindagi 1 gadhey k saath guzarey...Boyfriend: Bas,esi liye mein ussey yahan se le janey ayia hon...;-)
A Girl Speaks To A Boy


GIRL : O BHAIJAAN

Please.....

BOY: Kutti Kamini Confuse Kyon Karti Hai..

Ya To BHAI Bol Ya JAAN Bol..
Twice h0liday in A Week Applied bY Pak Govt 4 Saving 4000 M.W light.

Bt i hAve a Mega Project.

Q Na Pora saAL Chutian Kr k 192000 M.W Light sAve Ki jAye.

Export Bhi Kr Sktay hYn.

Now You Are Thinking.

Kya Chabli Mari Mainay.

Per Ay sOcho Shro KinNay KitTi?
The Secret Of Staying Young





Is To







Live Honestly. . .





Eat Slowly. . .



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Lie About Your Age. . . ;->