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Shetan:Ksi Ki Zrorat Nai I''m Satisfd Vid Zardri''s
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May, 25 2010
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Mobile & Mobil Oil
Mobile & Mobil Oil
Me Kya Same Hai?
Dono Ka Kharcha Insaan Ki Kamar Tor Deta Hai.
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...
Zindagi Hai Tou Mushkilain Hain...
Mushkilain Hain Tou Hosle Hain...
Chirrya Hain Tou Ghosle Hain...
Aasha Hai Tou Bhosle Hain.... ;->
Baap Betay Se
Baap Betay Se Tum Itni Dair Se Ghar Par Murga Q Bane Howe Ho?
Beta Aap Hi Ne To Kaha Tha
K Jo Kam School Mein Kiya Karo
Us Ko Ghar Par Dohralia Karo."^
3 fastest ways of communications:
3 fastest ways of communications:
1. Telephone
2. Television
3. Tell a woman
Need more speed??
Then
Also advise her
NOT TO TELL ANYONE...
God Thought That
God Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere
He Mad A Mother
Then
Devil Thought That He Cudn’t Be Everywhere So
He Made
Mother In Law ;->
Sardar by mistake
Sardar by mistake goes into ladies toilet .
All ladies suddenly stand up !
Sardar : IZZAT DIL MAY HO BUS YEHI KAFI HAI...... BETHO BETHO
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
HEIGHT OF SUSPICION
Man asking his Wife" Who is the father of second child"
When....His wife delivers TWINS
Tum pas hote ho tujh pe pyar aata hai,
Tum pas hote ho tujh
pe pyar aata hai,
Tum door hote ho to
tera intazaz stata hai,
Kya kahein is dil ki halat
ke.
tujhe yaad kar k
hume.
Bukhaar ho jata ..->
SWEET POEM:
SWEET POEM:
Eat With Butter,
Cut With Cutter,
When You Forget MeYou Will Definitely Fall In Gutter..:-)
"FUCK-YOU"
"FUCK-YOU"
Shocked
It means:
F=flowers 4 u.
U=unlimitd hugs 4 u.
C=chocolate not sweeter than u.
K=kisss 4u.
U= you always on my mind. . . . ;->
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
|| R.E.A.L.I.T.Y ||~
A Painter Was Famous Due 2 His Reality In Photo,
Tourist Askd 4om Him:In D¡S Foto Nobody Has Been Working,
While U''ve Written Below"View Of Work In Government Office"
Painter Answerd:This Iz Reality. . . . . . .;->
I Met Money
I Met Money
&
I Said Ur Just A Piece Of Paper,
Money Smiled & Said,
Ofcourse I Am A Piece
Of Paper But
I Haven''t Seen
Dust Bin In My Life.
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