Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
  

May, 22 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     3216 views       Funny

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1 Khusra Vote Mangte Hue

"Hamen Vote Do,

Mai Yakeen Dilata Hn Agar Mein Kamyab Hogya To Phr Kisi K Haan Bhi Kaka Paida Hoa To

"Govt."

Us K Ghar Muft Nachay Gi.
A sardaar to his friend: Main apna purse ghar bhool aaya, meenu 1000 Rs chahi dey si.
Friend: Dost hi dost dey kam aanda hai, le 10 Rs, riksha karwa tey purse ley aa.


Judge:why did u shoot ur wife
instead of shootingher lover?

Sardar:Your honour,
it’s easier to shoot a woman once,
than shooting one man every week.

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U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
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NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->


What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->

Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?




Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga. :-)


Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

STORY

"Once A Fisherman Got
Up Vry Erly In d
Morning Since Its
Impossible 2 See
Anything
He Wantd 2 Pass His
Time
He Found A Sack Full Of
Small Stones
He Began Tossing Them
Into The River
At Last Whn He Was Left
Wid One Stone To Toss
The First Stroke Of
Sunrise Came

He Saw The Stone He
Was Holding

It Was Diamond

He Then Realized That
He Had Thrown A Sack
Full Of Diamonds ..."




Moral :
Never Get Up Early In
The Morning ... ;->
Sardar was driving a
jeep in a jungle...

Tourist: How do you
escape if a Lion Comes
now?

Sardar:Give the
indicator right and turn
left !
Tere golden face ki beauty ne,
mere komal heart pe attack kiya,
sabko reject kiya tumko select kiya,
request hai tumse,
ise refuse na karna,
dosti ke is bulb ko kabhi fuse na karna.


New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.