Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
  

May, 22 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2625 views       Funny

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Gulaab ko b kamal bana dete,
uski ik ada par kai gazal bana dete,
kambhakt marti nahi mujh par larkiyan,
warna CHAND par b TAJMAHAL bana dete.
Once There Was A
Hungry Kutta
He Stole A Peice Of
Boti By Chacha Diimu
Shop
Then He Durki Lai &
Reach Ob Th Bridge
Of Naala
He Saw Another Kutta
In Water With Boti
His Thoughts Were
Kuttian Aali
He Maari Jo Chaal Wich
Tey He Lost His Own
Boti

Moral:
Kuttian Aali Socho Gy
Tey Kuttian Aali Howay
Gi ... ;->


New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.
Professor:
Tum 20 Saal Ki Larki
Su Shaadi Kroge Ya
Apne Sy 20 Saal Bari
Sy ... ?

Student:
Sir ! Depend Krta Hy k
Kon Khoobsurat Hy !
Aap Ki Beti Ya Aap Ki Biwi ;->
High Level Insult....


Little Johnny Was Sitting On A Bench Eating Sweets One After Another.


Man Nearby:
People Who Eat So Many Sweets Dont Live Long.


Johnny:
My Grandpa Died When He Was 106 Years Old.


Man:
Did He Eat Many Sweets?


Johnny:
No, He Always Minded His Own Business!!;-)
First Week : Frequent outgoing calls ("This is what mobile is invented for")
Second Week : Restricted outgoing calls ("I should not create unnecessary traffic on mobile lines")
Third We ek : Rare outgoing calls ("Mobile should be used in urgent situations only")
Fourth week : Only incoming calls ("I am not going to call her until she calls me")
''“Nanhy Chor ki kahani”
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Aur aj who ek mulk ka saddar he.
The End''
(Champions Trophy FINAL ''09)

Aus won the toss & decided to bat first

AUS V/s Pak

AUS: 323/7 (50)
PAK: 325/8 (48.4)

(peshawar TV)
=P ;)
''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,


ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''


Jubse tumhe dekha hai,

Mera

Raat ko
Din ko
Subha ko
Sham ko
Khate waqt
peete waqt
Sote waqt
Jagte waqt

Hans hans k bura haal he
Height of secrecy...


Tushar kapoor pays the producer 50 lacs for taking him in films..lol


T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don''t question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You''ll b answered
everytime,
"You just don''t
understand" ;->