Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like
Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….
  

May, 22 2010     173 chars (2 sms)     2962 views       Funny

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-)
Hello JAn|x . . .
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Jagte Raho . . .

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Why Is The Mind Of A Woman Cleaner Than A Man''s?










Because She Keeps Changing It All The Time.
Mr. Inside Went 2 C
Mr. Outside. Inside
Standing Outside Called
Outside Outside But
Outside Standing Inside
Called Inside Inside
When Inside Came Inside
Outside Went Outside 2 C
Inside Then Outside Called
Inside Outside But Inside From
Inside Called Outside Inside ...
Now Where Is Ur Brain
Inside Or Outside ... ??? ;->
Robert: Boss, mere teesra baccha hua hai. Kya naam doon?





Ajit: Cha Ling Chu.








Robert: Cha Ling Chu kyoon?









Ajit: oh dear robert, tumhe pata nahi," Duniya ka har teesra bacchaa Chinese hota hai! "-

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<((>
Ap lovely ho -94%

Ap Cute ho -95%

Ap Sweet ho -96%

Ap Beautiful ho -97%

Ap Stylish ho -98%

Ap Attractive ho -99%

or

Main phainknay mein Expert hun 100%.

Kya karOn Adat se hay!
Pride, Attitude And
Confidence Are Like
Underwear, You Should
Always Have It, But
Need Not To Show It,
Unless Offcourse You
Are A "Superman" ;)


Who is the leader of ducks?








Ans. Frog





Why?
















Because frog is MAINDUCK
Phone na kia karu DEAR
Mama hoti hain NEAR
Papa se lagta hai FEAR
Baat nahi hoti CLEAR
Dewaron k b hote hain EAR
IS liye SMS karu DEAR
No FEAR n everything CLEAR
Begum ney Chand raat ku ham sey kaha key lao
jesa hey ye dupatta os hi sath ka print
bazaar kiya gae key printon main khu gae
chehrey pe le ke aagae aik hath ka print :-D
Teacher: Give Me Sentence With a Direct Object.

Student: Every one Thinks You Are The Best Teacher.

Teacher: Than,
But What is The Object?


Student: To Get Good Marks! :-)


A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->