hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

Ek pathan ka school main 7th class main new admision howa .

Teacher.beta batao Allama iqbal koN hain?

Pathan.hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

May, 13 2010 160 chars (1 sms) 2685 views Funny

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aik pathan dosry se

Aik Pathan Dosry Se Asi Kiya Cheez Hai

Jo Hamary Pas Hoti Tou Hum Bi Dosri

Qomo Ki Tarha Izaat Walay Hotay Dosra

"Demag" Yar..... :->

t h o u g h t of the

T H O U G H T Of The Day

Jis Tarah Yeh Sms Achanak Aap K Pass Agaya Hai,
Is Tarah Mout Bhe Achanak Askati Thee,,,

Agar Sms Ki Jaga Mout Ajati To Kia Is Waqt Aap ALLAH K Samney Hazir Hone K Lye Tayyar They?????

Zara Sochyey,,,

KUCH NAHI TO SIRF NAMAZ KI PABANDI KI NEYAT HE KARLAIN..

saaf saaf baat

Bas bohot hogaya..
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Ab Apko Bura lagay to Sorry
Mene neeche Saaf Saaf likh dia hai..
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"SAAF SAAF"

Kash ye faasle na hote,

Kash ye faasle na hote, kash ye duriyan na hoti, kash aap aur hum saath hote,

toh

toh

toh

toh . . .
mere sms k Paise bach jate... ;->

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

Sardar: Agr 1 Hathi Sui k Surakh me se guzarne ki koshish kr rha ho

to usy rokny k lie kia krna chahye?

Pathan: Us ki dum pe girah laga do, phans jae ga…

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

''Q: Mujh mei w0 k0n si aisi 3 KhAsiyat hai jis ki bina par koi mujhse impress h0ga?

1.Looks
2.Happy nature
3.Face expression
4.Funny harkatein
5.Never mind attitude
6.hairz
7.Firendly smile
8.Quick dialogue delivery
9.sachai
10.Helping nature
11.voice
Plz plz
Reply zrur krna...:-)''

To live a life,

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qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u manage 2 live without them

Teacher:

Teacher:
ITFAQ Ko Jumle Main Istamal Kro...,

Student:
Mere ABU & AMI
Ke "SHADI" ITFAQ Se Aik He
Din Hvi...... :-D

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay

''1 Aadmi Apne Betay k liye Robot Laya jo Jhoot Bolnay per Thappar Maarta tha:

Beta: Papa Aaj mai School Nahi ja Raha meray Pait mai Dard hai
( Chattakh )

Baap: Dekha! Jhut bola, Jab Main Tumhary Jitna Tha To Kabhi Jhoot Nahi Bolta Tha.
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Bivi: Jhoot to Bolay ga hi Aakhir Aapka hi Beta hai.
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pathan & maulana

Pathan Ne Maulana Ko Bohat Maara,

Kisi Ne Pocha Kyun Maara.

PATHAN: Ye Kehta He Tamam Muslman Jannat k Mazay Lenge,

Janat Hamara Bewi Ka Naam Hai..

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GIRLS'' TOP 10 LIES

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2.I m single
3.Main pehli dafa kisi larke se baat kr rhi hon
4.Main cozin se baat kr rhi thi
5.Mjhy TUM kehna acha nhi lagta
6.Main pyar pe believe nhi krti
7.Main duusri larkio''n jesi nhi
8.Mjhy kuch nahi pata
9.Sab larke ek jese hotey hyn
10.Tum meri zindagi k pehle aur aakhri larke ho, main nahi reh pao''n gi tmhare bina.
Send to girls
So they can laugh
Coz
They knw its true ... =P =D

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

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hum ko kya pata hum to school mai naya hai..

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