Dost dousre se

Dost dousre se
Dost dousre se:"Tumhari apni B.V se laraei kis tarha khatam howi ?"

2 Dost: "Wo ghutnon k bal chal kar maire pas ai"

1 Dost: (seemingly impressed)Acha tu is nay shikast tasleem karte hue kia kaha.


2 Dost : kehne lagi Charpaie ke neechay se nikal aao or ainda zaban sambhal ke baat karna !! ;->
  

May, 21 2010     308 chars (2 sms)     1864 views       Funny

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"SADDAM HUSSAIN''S" Favourite Song:


Idhar Chupa,
Me Udhar Chupa....


Jaane Kahan Me Kidhar Chupa...


Arey Pakar Liya..


Yeh ''BUSH'' Tune Kya Kiya... ???
sochti thi kab hogi uski shaadi,
kab honge unke ghar barati,
kab honge sang uske sajna,
kab chhodegi wo apna angna,
kab uski baari aayegi,
kab wo apne naye ghar apni sasural jayegi.
Long Time Ago.... Only idiots used.... to read my SMS And Today, The history continues...
Snacks of Humor . . .

1. You can become an engineer if you go to an Engineering college,
But don''t expect to be a President going to the Presidency College!

2. Expect a BUS at a BUS Stop, but Don''t expect a FOOL at FULLSTOP(.)

3. A Mechanical engineer becomes a mechanic
Then why not a software engineer become a software?

4. Find keys in a Key board
But do not expect a mother in mother board.

5. Study anything you want and get a certificate in subject of your studies
But don''t expect a death certificate studying "Dying and Death." :-|


2 Logon ka Aap Kuch Nahi Bigaar Saktay



1. Jo Moo per Jhoot bolay...

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2. Jo Darya K Us Paar Khara Ho Kar Aapko Mun Chirraye. :-)

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Submitted By HumAyuN From Multan ( 03216307893 )
Hockey Aur Cricket Main Kiya Faraq Hai?

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Sochoo...

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Nahi Pata?

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Hockey Main Pakistan Ek Ghanta Zaleel Hota Hai.
Aur Cricket Main Poora Din.
Ab Aaya Samajh Main?
Wo Kya Cheeze He Jo wife Apnay hsbnd Ko Sari Umar Nahi Deti?


Socho ?












Ans-SHANTI


H i g h
H e e l s
W e r e
I n v e n t e d
B y
A
W o m a n
W h o
H a d
B e e n
K i s s e d
O n
T h e
F o r e h e a d .. ;->
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,
Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,
Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,
Wife is sayapa,
Saali is cool,
Wife is fool,
Saali is tuty-fruity,
Wife is qismat futi,
Saali is fresh cake,
Wife is earth quake
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
Weather Report Mein Bataya Gya Hai
k Yeh Taiz Hawa Apne Sath Sub
Bagirton Ko ley Jay Gi
Is Ley Ap Chaat Per Maze Lene Na Ana
Warna Kidnap Ho Jo Gay...=P;->

1 boy school se
rota hua ghar aya
maa ne pucha:
Beta q ro rahe ho
Boy:
Sir ne boht mara
he mujhe!
Mother:
Sir ne q mara
Boy:
Sir mere dost ko
dant raha tha tou mein ne dost ko tasalii de aur ek misal de..
Mother:
Kon si misaal..?
Boy:
Jo kuttey "bhonkte" hai woh "kaat''tey" nai.:-)