Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..

Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..
Gabbar:
Aaj Maine Basanti Ko Nahatey Huye Dekha..!

Viru:
Kuttey Kaminey Main Tera Khoon Pi Jaunga..

Gabbar:
Abey Main Naha Raha Tha Basanti Ja Rahi Thi.
  

May, 13 2010     162 chars (2 sms)     2502 views       Funny

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''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''
Dark were those days, without your sight. When I was in darkness, you gave me light. You gave me strength 2 make life bright. Thank you so much......>>> PHILIPS TUBELIGHT!!


Considering his achievements
of creating shortage of
wheat
gas
power
sugar
water

Musharaf has been given
the title of Quaid-e-Qillat !!
Pappu: Teacher, Can I Go To The Bathroom?
Teacher: Pappu, "May" I Go To The Bathroom?

Pappu: But I Asked 1st.
what wud u do if u have to call a crow??










crow-ko-dial :)
Ek pathan or sardar science ka tajurba kar rahe thay
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Nichay kia talash kar rahe ho Joke to upar hai
Pathan Apni Biwi Ko Doctor Ko Dekhane Le Gaya,

Aur Dr. Ko Bohat Mara. Sub Ne Poocha:

"Kya Huwa??" Pathan: "Saala Dr. Bolta

Hy Amari Biwi Ka ''BP'' Dekhna Hy.."
Why did Vivek not react when he & Aish brokeoff ?
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Because he was VIVEK OBEY RAI
Rules ®ulations for college
1) Never make noise in class respect the fact that others are sleeping.

2) Keep the college clean so stay away.

3) Always take books cos u dnt get pillow to help u sleep well.

4) Never be early to class or else no one will notice u.....

*The only mantra U SHOULD believe is "though hard work hasn''t killed anybody but why take a chance".

*Should always copy assignment,lab etc.
Never even spare a thought of doing them on ur own
Choosing Career Is Like Choosing Wife

From 10 GirlFriends.
Even If U Pick Most Beautiful,
Most Intelligent,
Kindest Women,

There''s Still Pain Of Loosing 9 ;-
Q:
How Do U Express Two Words With Exactly Opposite Meaning Is Sentance. . . . ? ? ?























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"HAPPILY MARRIED". . .
jo mujhay abhi msg na beje wo....?
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Wo thori dair baad b bhej sakta hai, koi tension nahi!!!!