@ HI Meri Jaan

@ HI Meri Jaan

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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!

May, 19 2010 262 chars (2 sms) 4457 views Funny

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KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia

KHAN Ne 1Bacha Agwa Kia
Or Taavaan K Lye Sticker Pe Ye Likh K Bache Pe Chipkaya:
10 Lakh Kal Subah Pul K Neche Pohnchado?
Aur Bache Ko Ghar Wapis Bhejdia.
2sre Din Wo Pul K Neche Gya To Usy Pese Milgye
Or Sath Sticker Pe Likha Tha:
Khuda Qasam
Pese Ka Gam Nai,
Gam Is Bat Ka Hy K
KHAN Ne KHAN Ko Looota ;-

3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne jurm

Jail mei 3 Qaidi ek dosare ko apne apne
jurm k bare mei bta rahe thy?

1st Qaidi: Mujy 2 sal ki saza hoi Q k mei ne chori ki thi.
2nd Qaidi: Mujy 3 saal ki Saza hOI Q K Mainay Bank Lota Tha,

3rd Qaidi:Mujhay 14 Saal kI Qaid Hui Q K
Mainay Sirf Aik Sms Kia Tha... =P ;->

Dere Is Always

Dere Is Always

Always A Little Truth Behind
Every Just KIDDING

A Little Curiosity Behind
Every Just WONDERING

A Little Knowledge Behind
Every I DON''T KNOW ... (:

Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.

Wife: GanA gA rhi thi.
Hsbnd: Jb TuM GAti ho to LgtA hE IndrA GAndi gA rhi ho
WiFE: LekiN UsAy to GAnA hi nhi ata thA
HSbnd:Te Anni deAy TeNu kErA andA vE.. ;->

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . .

AMORPHIOUS LAW OF STUDY . . . :

Study = Don''t Fail

Don''t Study = Fail

Add These Equations . . .

Study + Don''t Study = Fail + Don''t Fail

Take Common

Study(1 + Don''t) = Fail (1 + Don''t)

Hence V Get

Study = Fail . . . ;->

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He

Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He

Wat''s the similarity between

Wat''s the similarity between

U & a bottle of pepsi....

Sweet,

cool,

good,

easily available

And

Biggest similarity...

Dhakkan. . .

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh,

''Hi.. Cute, SwEEt, StyLiSh, ChArMiNG & MoST HandsoMe PersoN!
HoW r u..??

KhuSh h0 gAe nA!

Ab ALLAH HafiZ!

MujhE DooSroN k0 Bhi BewAqooF bAnAnA hy...

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,

Meri zindgi pr faqat itna Ehsan kr do,
ik baynam se mohabbt mery nam kr do,
ik subha ko milo or sham kr do,
OR sham tak mery ghar ka sara kam kr do..;-)

We had Submissions in college.

We had Submissions in college.

No one could complete on time,

The girl who submitted her submission first was given a " late" remark.

Next guy was given a " very late" remark.

And the next was a " very very late" remark.

And fortunately, For the guy who submitted the last, was given a "LATEST" remark :->

Height of telling a lie

Height of telling a lie
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a negro takin bath n singing d song " PANI ME JALE MERA GORA BADAN"

Q - If YoU pLuGgEd

Q - If YoU pLuGgEd
YoUr NoSe aNd YoUr
MoUtH wHiLe YoU
sNeEzEd ...
WoUlD It CoMe OuT Of
YoUr EaR
oR
wOuLd YoUr HeAd ExPlOdE ... ?

=O ;->

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