@ HI Meri Jaan

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Nikal Rahi hY sARDI se!

May, 19 2010 262 chars (2 sms) 4431 views Funny

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Ullo Ki Trha Kia Dekh Rahe Ho

Sms Hii Tou Bheja Hy . . . ;->

Qus: Why Do Mens

Qus: Why Do Mens Die Before Their Wives . . . ?

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Any Idea !

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No !

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Not To Worry !

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I Tell Ya !

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Ans: BCoZ They Want To . . . ;->

Pathan joined

Pathan joined army and was given a gun ...
Pathan Sir Iski Naali Apni Taraf Rakhon Ya Dushman Ki Taraf ...

Major Say ...Abey Kisi bHi Taraf Rakh ...Faida Pakistan Ka Hi Hoga

Teacher told all student

Teacher told all students
in a class to write an essay
on a cricket match.

All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote No match, due to rain!!!

2 pyaz , 3 lahsan ,

2 pyaz , 3 lahsan , 5 gm jeera , 3 kali mirch , 2 spoon namak , 4 spoon oil , 1 cup water aur thoda hara dhania . Pata hai me kia bana rahe hun. . .Tumhe ullu

Sardar told his servant:

Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants. Servant
it’s already raining. Sardar: So what?
Take an umbrella and go.

Girlfriend’s r like

Girlfriend’s r like an Internet virus
They Entry Ur life
Scan Ur pocket,
Transfer Ur money,
Edit Ur mind,
Download their problems,
Deletes Ur smile,
& Hang u 4ever….

Singer To His Neighbor:

Singer To His Neighbor:

Whenever I Sing,

Your Dog Starts Barking.

Neighbor: It Is Not His Fault,

You Start It First.

ye lo bangali baba ka taviz

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Ye lo bangali baba ka taviz
Jis larki kø bhejø ge wø foran set ho ja''aygi..

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye

''1 Sardar Electrical Engineer ki post ke liye INTERVIEW dene gaya?
interviewer ne poucha Electric Motor kese chalti he

Sardar BOLA

Turrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.''

Hey friend remember dat. .

Hey friend remember dat. . .
Without Stupidity There Can Be No Wisdom
&
Without Ugliness There Can Be No Beauty. . .
So The World Needs YOU After All. . . ;-

Mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

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