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Hum Dosto Ko Bari
pakiza Saza Dete
Hain,,,,,!!






HUM DOSTO KO BARI
PAKIZA $AZA





DETE
HAIN...!!!






Gand MArte Nahi






CHUPA LAGWA Dety heN,,,
  

May, 19 2010     196 chars (2 sms)     2570 views       Funny

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Q K BACHAY CHHOTE HOTE HEN.

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PLZ EK YE MSG B SUB KO FORWARD KAREN TAKAY.

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Tusi door gae intzar kita.
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ik gal daso.
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