Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
  

May, 19 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2355 views       Funny

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Importance of thumb…

Children use it 4 chewing

Illiterate people use it 4 sign

Winners 4 victory
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AND
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My FANS use it 4 reading my messages
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Oh….u toooo?
Woh bhi kya din the jab log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....

par haaye hamari phooti kismat us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the .........
Lo0gon ki beghairtian to check kro
zara. . .
PAppu

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Maiyat mai aker p0chte hain khana kub lagega... ;->
I heard that good looks can kill?
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So, please don?t look at me
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I don?t wanna see you die.!!
Marriage s like
going to Resturant
U order Ur choice
from d menu & then
look at d neighbouring table & wish
KASH YE ORDER KIA HOTA
taarif karun kya aapki???......
taarif karun kya aapke baal ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke hooton ki???.......
taarif karun kya aapke gaal ki???........
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saala aapmein kuch taarif k qabil dikha hi nahi!
to-taarif karun kya aapki???......
agar tum merey khwab mein aa jayo to kya ho?


Ho hee nahee sakta k tum merey khwab mein aayo,"kyun k meinein khwabon par b SPAM ALERT lagwaya huwa hai"
(Astagfe ru llah)


Pathan public toilet gya to Diwar p likha tha

"Dunya Chand p pohnch gai

or Tm yaha bethe ho?

Pathan niche likh aaya "Bs Ye kr k Hm b ja rha hay" :-

If Gal Vomits, Her Parents Asks-Kon Tha Wo

Kamina?

If Boy Vomits-Kamine,

Kahan Pikar Aya He?

MORAL:No Mattr Who Vomits,

Boys R Alwys Kamina
Jo log chand niklnay ka intezar kar rahy hain
Un
K
Liye
Arz hai k
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Wo aaram
Karain

Kyon

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Mera aaj ghar
Say
Bahar
Nikalnay
Ka
Koi
Irada
Nahi....
Masha Allah

Aaj Paanchwa Roza Hy
Sehri Aur Iftari Me
Aur Har Namaz K Baad
Dil Se Dua KAren''n








Ya Allah













Asif Zardari Ko Benazir Se Milwa De ...
Cricket has reached exciting levels wid T20 & IPL.

To improve exam system, same should be infused in exams.

1- Reduce exam duration to 1:30 hr & marks to 50.

2- Introduce strategic break after 30 mints.

3- Give free hit,
that is a chance for students to write there own questions & answers.

4- 1st 20 mins power play, that is no examiner in the exam hall.

5- Introduce fair play awards.
6- Cheer girls to dance for correct answers..