Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
  

May, 19 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2574 views       Funny

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If people says you are crazy, be patiend. if they say you are monkey, relax. if they say you are stupid,be cool but if they say you are smart, Thapad maar sale ko.
Bin Laden''s son was studying in an American school.
Teacher askd him: "I have four apples. How can i divide it among five children?"
He answered:.."Kill One Child!".. ;->


Teacher : What do you call a person
who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

Pupil : A teacher.
By All Means Marry


If U Get A Gud Wife


U’ll Become Happy


&


If U Get A Bad One


U’ll Become A Philospher . . . ;->
Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion''s cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn''t say he got out.
Aaj Kal K Halaat Ki Wja Se




1 Kutta 2sre Kutte Se Keh Rha Tha



(Is Mulk Se Jaldi Hi Bhag Chalo)




Wrna!












INSAAN KI MOUT MAARE JAO GE . . . ;->




If I were to make a dictionary

CUTE - YOU

SWEET - YOU

THOUGHTFUL - YOU

GOOD LOOKING - YOU

BEAUTIFUL - YOU

LIAR - ME ... =P ;->
How did Bill and Hillary
Clinton first meet?
They were both dating the
same girl in high school.
Any Man Who Can Drive Safely


While Kissing A Girl


Is


Simply Not Giving The KISS The Attention


It Deserves . . .
Sweetest Proposal by KG class Boy
Boy:Kya tu mjhse shadi kalegi?
Gal:Nahi
Boy:Kalle na plz
Gal:nahi mai naih kalungi
Boy:kalle na didi plzzzz

Ek aurat ne 10 sal k bachay ko cigaratte pety dakha to seh na saken aur bachay se kaha
"kia tmary parents ko malum hy k tm cigaratte pety ho?"

BACHA: Mon se dhuwan chorte hue
"Mohtarma ...."

"KIA AAP K SHOHAR KO MALUM HY
K AP KISI GHAIR MARD SE BAAT KAR RAHE HAN... =P ;->
What is d Diffrnce btwn POETRY n ESSAY ?

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Any Word uttered by a GrlFrnd is POETRY.

Anything said by Wife is an ESSAY...