Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

May, 19 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2070 views Funny

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some of the unrefusa

Some Of The Unrefusable Facts Of Today''s World.
Today We Have Bigger Houses But Small Families,
More Degrees But Less Common Sense,
Advanced Medicines But Poor Health,
Touched Moon But No Contact With Our Neighbours,
High Income But Less Peace Of Mind,

Free Sms''s But No Intention To Send Anyone.. =P ;->

Aao! Batao''n

Aao! Batao''n Me Tumhai''n Sehat Ka Raaz

Khush Reh K Tum Hifazat-e- Sehat Kia Kro

Mehsos Ho Rahi Ho Ager Khoon Ki Kamii

Hafty Me Ek Baar Mohabbat Kia Kro (-;

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Ab Pesh Hai BUSH..

Joota Munh Par Nahi Laga To Kya Huwa BUSH..

Jurrat Dekh Ke Ik Jawan Ki,

Saare Musalman Huwe Hain Khush.. :p :d :-)

Pathan Proposed girl

Pathan Proposed girl wid a romentic poetry,
Kutta mar gaya razai main,
Main Paagal hun teri judai main.
Gobar pe machar baith nahi sakta,
Pathaan tere bin reh nahi sakta.

yar maachis kahaan hai?

2 pathan chhat pe so rhe the
ek dosre se bola

“yar maachis kahaan hai?”
2nd :”teeli jala k daikh lo”

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"

Doosra Aadmi:

"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."

''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

''''KHUD KO KAR KANJOS ITNA!!!!

K HAR SMS BHEJNY SE PHLY,,,

SERVICE SENTER WALY CALL KAR
K POCHIN....

R U SURA?????

U REALY WANT TO SEND THIS
SMS.....??

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

WO BI KIA DIN HOA KARTAY THAY

JB

LOG HUMAY

KISSSSSSSSSSS

KIA KAR TAY THAY MAGAR KISMAT KHARAB THI US WAQT HUM SIRF DO SAAL KY HOA KARTY THAY

Ager pakre gaye to tere s

Ager pakre gaye to tere sare raz khol donga..
Aur
Ager burayi mujh pe ayi to bhare majme main tujhe behan bol donga..

Kon sa road?

Doctor To injured patient:
Jab car 1 lady chala rahi thi to tumhe road se door chalna chahiye tha!

Patient: Kon sa road? Bhai Main to park mei leta hua tha!:

Ufone ka new package.

Ufone ka new package.

"Kisi b Ufone customer ka mobil set pasand anay pr

us sa cheen lejiay"

Ufone
TM HI TO HO...

"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

"GAREEB DOST HAKOMAT"

Ab aATA Ameer hI NahI Gareebon Ki pUhanch Me Bhi dastiaab hAi.
_____
! Aa !
!_ta_ !

Aata Ab Saashay Pack Me Bhi dAstiaAb hAi.

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