Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
  

May, 19 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2554 views       Funny

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Ek larky ko larki se pyar hogya
Larki ne lrky se kaha tm mre lye kya kr skty ho?
Larka bola jo tm kaho.
Larki ne kaha agr tm mjse sachi mohbt krty hoto apne BAAP ka DIL le kr aao.
Lrka DIL le aya, lrki ne us se shadi krli, larki ne wo DIL theli me dal k apne room me latka dia.
30 sal bad jb uska beta bara hoky doctor ban gya to usne us DIL ka chckup kia to wo DIL bakry ka nikla or usne andaza lgaya k
ABBA NE AMMA KO TOPI KARADI =D =P
''rabba dukh na dena mere DOST ko
muje chahy Sukh ka pahar day day,,


ghoomy new cycle pe Dost mera
muje baly hi purani si mercedes car day day,,

bookha na rakhna mery dost ko khany ko tazi daal day day
mujhe baly hi kal ka cake+custers+biryani aur cokr ki botal 4 day day,,

phir na kehna kay DOST dua nhi kerty....''
Hi! Need one gal 2 marry... Age no bar, Color no bar, height no bar, caste no bar, but gal''s father must have his own bar... CHEERS
Judge: why r u arrested?
Sardar: for shopping early?
Judge: well, that’s not a crime,
anyway how early were u shopping?
Sardar: before opening the shop….
I Was Standing In The Park


Wondering Why Frisbees Got Bigger


As They Get Closer . . .


Then



It Hit Me . . . ;->
Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.

Wife: Woh Kya?

Husband: Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gayi!
50th Birthday Messages

The years between fifty and seventy
are the hardest.

You are always being asked to do things,

and yet you are not

decrepit enough

to turn them down.
Burusli Aur Kawa Agar Gana

Gayen To Koun Se Styal Me Gange.




























Socho. . .



































QAWWALI

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I have lots of jokes in my inbox,

But i cant send u all of them,

It wil take lot of time...

So i m sending u just 1 joke...

"u r very beautiful"
Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He
Girls are like roads,more the curves,more the dangerous they are.
Larki apne B.F. se:
Mera Bacha!
Mera Shoonu!
Mera Gugluu!
Shadi Karo Gey?
Bolo Baby …

B.F.:
Tum Mujhey Propose Karna Cha Rahi Ho Ya Adopt?