Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

May, 19 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2899 views Funny

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Osama asked

Osama asked from his brother,wots going on in ur life... his brother replied:''kabhi khushi kabhi gham''
wen same question was asked from Osama he replied:'' kabhi atom kabhi bomb''

aaj mein boht beemar hoon,

aaj mein boht beemar hoon, jism lagta hai toot raha hai, aur hathon sey takat jaisay nikalti jaa rahee hai, kuch samjh nahee aa raha kya karoon

chal ab natak chord aur jaldi sey Sms send kar

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

TAJ MEHAL kya cheez he,

is se bari imarat banaunga,

mumtaz to mar k dafan hui thi,

tujhe to me zinda dafnaon ga...

kameeni bukhar hai mjhe

Sardion Ki Sham Thi Usne mere Hath Pe Hath Rakha to me Garam tha
usne Kaha Garam Hath Wafa Ki nishani Hoti Hai
Mai Ne Hans Kr Kaha.

"Kameeni bukhar hai mjhe"

I like to compare

I like to compare you with a nice cold glass of beer, beautiful colour, perfect taste, really perfect and when the glass is empty i just take the next one!

pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia ha

Sardar: tum pathano ne kabhi koi Qabil-e-fakhar kaam bhi kia hai?
Pathan: oye tum ko pata hi nhai hai..
Pakistan men pehla world cup kon laya?
Imran khan,

Pakistan me Atom bomb kon laya?
Dr. Qadeer khan,

World cupT-20 kon laya?
Younus khan
Or to or Pakistan bnanay wla kon tha?

Quaid-e-Azam khan ;-)

blackmailing in new

Blackmailing In New Style=

Employee To Boss: Agar Aap Ne Meri Salary Nahi Barhai,

To Saarey Office Ko Bata Doon Ga K

"Aapne Meri Salary Barha Di Hay ;->

Main Tmhare Ghar K Bahar Kaafi Der Se

Main Tmhare Ghar K
Bahar Kaafi Der Se
Khara Hoo
Shayad Bell Khraab Hy
Darwaza Kholo

Aisa Bol Ker Kisi Ko
Tung Nahi Krna
Chahiye ... ;->

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage. He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

A sardar had a child after 3 month of marriage.
He asked his wife ye 3 month k bad bacha kaise howa?

Wife replied:tumhari shadi ko kitna arsa hua?
sardar:3 months.

Wife: or meri shadi ko ?
Sardar: 3 months

Wife: or bacha kitne month k baad?
Sardar:3 month.

Wife: total kitne hue?
Sardar: oye 9 months & start dancing
Balle Balle;->

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER

UFONE LAYA NEW OFFER
Khali JAGA PE ''U'' LAGAO AUR BAN JAO

ST__PID

B__DH__

BEWAK__F

__LL__

Dekha
Everything is incomplete without U

Ufone
Its all about U

eeb hain.>

4 Log badnaseeb hain.>
(1)who jo Maa Baap ki qadar na kare .
(2)who jo ustad ki qadar na kare
(3)who jo waqt ki qadar na kare
(4)who jo mere SMS ki qadar na kare,

Sardarji: Doctor Ji

Sardarji: Doctor Ji Apko Taankay Laganay Attay Hay?

Doctor: Haan Attay Hay Kaha Laganay Hay?

Sardar: Ye Lo Chappal Pay Laga Do

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