Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

May, 19 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2630 views Funny

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''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

''Jo asani se mila wo hai (Gham)

Jo mushkil se mila wo hai (Acha dost)

Jo kisi kisi ko mila wo hai (Pyar)

Jo naseeb walon ko mila wo hai apn ka sms.''

in the absence of no

In The Absence Of Noor Jahan,

This Time Naseebo Lal
Will Sing Battle Songs Like:

''Aye Wattan K Sajeelay Jawano

''Dushman Ki Manjii Main Daang Phair Dalo''.

mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Mobile bana hai har larki ki shan

Call kr k larkon ko karti hain ye pareshan

MISSBELL or Sms kr k kehti hain meri jaan

Teri awaz sunne ko tarastey hain mere kaan

12 boyfrnd bana kr akarti hain pehalwan

Apni frndz ko hr raaz bata kr karti hain heran

Kehti hain larkon ko ullu banana hy buhat asan,

Hosh kar ay mere yaar ankhen khol k pehchan,

Mat aa in k chakkar me ye sab hain shetan,

Ab kisi ki call aaye To usko bolna G bhabi jaan.

A couple was

A couple was siting in garden, Suddenly 2 Dogs start kissing each other.
BOY:Janu agAr bura na mano to me b?

GIRL: Ok
Par sambhal k
Kutta kahin kat na le

Ladka Bola: Kash

Ladka Bola: Kash ein hasinao ke baap mar jate, Bahana gam ka hota, hum inke ghar to jaate. Ladki Boli: Bewkoof, Yeh bolana bhi paap hoga, Kisi din tu bhi kisi hasina ka baap hoga.

Arz kia hai,

Arz kia hai,
Hum jis say karty thay dosti kha dava
Hum jis sy karty thay muhabbat kh dava,
osadi le manji da pava
shawa b shawa

April fool

YOUR NAME
YOUR FAME
YOUR PERSONALITY
YOUR THOUGHTS
YOUR VIEWS
But keep in mind,
April Fool comes once a year. Congratulations!...

The boss came

The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?"

The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." . . . ;->

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Da

''Koi PYAR Karnay wala Agar DUKH Day

Aur

Aapki Aankho May Aansu Aa Jaye

To

Is Yakeen k Saath
Aansu Saaf karna

k

Ab is Kaminay Ki Bhi Watt Lagani Hai Zaroor''

pathanon ne eid k baad

Pathanon ne eid k baad 5 waqt namaz b saudia k sath parhne ka faisla kia hai...
Nai timings ye hongi
Fajr- Suba 8 bje
Zohr- Sepeher 4 bje
Asr- Sham 7 bje
Maghrib- Raat 10 bje(suraj gharoob hona shart nai)
Isha- Raat 1 bje

bus ko joota mara 2

Bus Ko Joota Mara 2
Baar

Par Us K Face Pe Laga
Kyun Nahi ... ??

Aakhir Jootey Ki Bhi Koi
Respect Hy Yaar ... ;->

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Gold To Send U ..

I Have No Diamond To Send U ..

I Have No Credit To Call U ..

I Have Just Desi Words To Say U That

"Chal Bay Nikal" :P ;->

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Once Laloo was coming

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