Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

May, 19 2010 164 chars (2 sms) 2058 views Funny

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camery wala ha

Pathan; o yaara ye bkra kitne ka hai ?

admi : 28000 ka

pthan heran ho kr

camery wala ha.. :p ;->

1 ghar main twin

1 ghar main twins peda huay to saas ne kaha:

"lo batao, humaray Pakistan k halat dekh kr ab bachay bhi akelay atay huay dartay hain...

I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU

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Ki Spelling Theek Hain Na

ßas Yeh Confirm Karna Tha

Log Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya Samajhtey Hain.

Love is something special

Love is something special, a treasure I want to find... to others, love is blind but for me, its not true, coz when I fell in love...I saw you.

Do u belive in BHOOT

Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

Keep the dictionary

Keep the dictionary on, on ur mobile. Then cover the LCD with ur hand & type 96802730204732803665

(HAPPY APRIL FOOL"S DAY!)

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Mummy Ye School Kya Hota He

Beta Ye Wo Jagah He
Jaha Parent Ko Luta Aur Bacho Ko Pita Jata He

Zindagi behaal hai,

Zindagi behaal hai,
Sur hai naa taal hai,
Msgbox bhi kangal hai,
kya aapki sms factory me hartal hai,
yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai.

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go

Kid- Teacher, Can I Go
To Bathroom ?

Teacher- Yes, But
Only After Reciting The
Alphabates !

Kid- Ok !
"A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,
M,N,O,
Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z !"

Teacher- Where Is "P" ?

Kid- Its Running
Down My Leg !!
Plz Let Me Go To The
Bathroom ... ;->

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Today I remained very sad just b coz of you.

Feeling Guilty that y I have punished u

Then I thought that the persons like u must be hanged not punished.

Luk at the world as

Luk at the world as 1 big chocolate cake. It would never b complete without few sweets n nuts.
Sweet like ME & nut like U''

Banta ask santa: what will you

Banta ask santa: what will you
advise your children about marriage?

Santa declares: I’ll never marry in my life and
I’ll give same advice to my children also.

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Once Laloo was coming

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