Once Laloo was coming

Once Laloo was coming
Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...
  

May, 19 2010     164 chars (2 sms)     2672 views       Funny

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Allah Aap ko sub kuch de car ghar daulat izzat shohrat property khushian sukoon aur aur aur aur bas kar laalchi kuch reh gaya hai kia? itna lalach bhi acha nahin hota
duniya k das bardey shaitan,

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Oh I am unable to write your name ten times in a row
''How To Become a GENIUS?

*some text missing*

Find The Missing Text & Surely You Will Become a GENIUS. ;-''
Woh choom lain ek bar to aati nahi neend

unki awaz suntay suntay raat jati he beet

iss liye kehta hun k ye risk na uthaoo



"MORTIEN JALAO MACHAR BHAGAO"


Doc 2 Patient :
The check which u gave me has returned back.

Patient 2 Doc:The head-ache for which
you gave me medicine has also returned back.
When Pockets Are Full Of Money

Girls Are Many

When Pocket Becomes Empty

Girls Become 420 …



Public Awareness

Pass To All Boyz …
Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha
"Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hun."

Wife ne jawab dia
"Aap ki salary k badle 100 kiss milay, hissab bhej ri hin:

1.Doodh wala 2 kiss ma maaan gaya,

2.Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,

3.Sabziwala 7 kiss ma nai mana is lie 9 deni pari

4.Makaan malik to roz 6-7 kiss lay jata hai

Aap fiqar nai karna, mere paas abhi lag bhag 30-40 kiss aur hain.

Mahina aaram se kat jayega."
"Aham Ellaan"

jald hee pakistan mein wo waqt aaney wala hai,






jab stage k adakaar iss site sey sms pard kar jhughtein lagayein ghey
Question:
Suna he k:
Qurbani K janwar Ko chand-raat me Chhuriyan nazar ati hein
agar ye such hy


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larkiyon ko mehndi ki raat ko kia nazar ata hoga?
Reply me
Miyan bv main jhgra hua to bv ne apni maa ko ph kia:
ME AP K HAN A RHI HU
Maa ne kaha:
USE APNE KIYE KI SZA MILNI CHAHYE
Tm wahin thehro me tumare han a rahi hon
Murder Of EnglisH

One eng proff when a girl didn''t do her assignment and gave an excuse:

today u r lying with me 2morrow u will lie with somebody else
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1 shaks ko ye NO khuwab me nazar aya usne 100 ka easy load karwa dia,1 ghantay me us k dil ki murad puri ho gai.
2sre ne isko jhot samjha 3 din uske pet me dard raha 3sre ne is number main 10 rupe ka load bheja 2sre din usko 50 rupe zameen Se mle Mera farz tha apko btana aage ap ki marzi.