"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

Agr Phir Bhi Samaj Na Aaye To
Film ''Ghajini'' or ''Tere naam'' dekh lo.

May, 25 2010 122 chars (1 sms) 4006 views Funny

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purani khawat hai raat ko tenssion le ke nahi sona chiaye phir bhi log apni biwi ko sath le ke sote hain :D

Sms Kartay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Sms Krtay Ho To Hatim Tai Lagtay Ho,
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Nahi Krtay To"Mukhtaraan Mai" K Bhai Lagtay Ho!!!

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Plz Tell Me Frankly !!!

Do I Look Stupid ? A Dumb Or Duffer ?
Do I Really Have A Funny Face ?Like An Alien ???

Plz Be Frank

Actually Someone Said To Me That

" I Look Like U "

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Teacher: Beta Insan Ki Kitni Maa''ye Hoti Hain?

Student: 4

Teachr: Kon Kon C ........?

Student:
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Paida Kia
1 Wo Maa Jis Ne Parhna Sikhaya
1 Hamari Dharti Maa,
Ar 1 Wo Jo Ammi Jaan Raat Ko Kehtin Hain,

"AY RAAT DE 2 VAJE KERI MAA DE NAAL GALAN KRNA PEYA AIN" ;->

Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Kanjusi ki had bhi w0 achank paar kr gaya,

Mere bicharay dil k tukry 4 kr gaya,

SMS aik bhi na kr saka w0 zalim,

Masjid k speaker mai PYAR ka izhar kr gaya.

anewala kal tumhara

Anewala Kal Tumhara Hai..
TumharaTha..
Tumhara Hi Rhega..
Us pr Tumhara Hi Haq hai..
SochoKyon?
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Kyuki kal 1st APRIL Hai..
HAPPY FOOLs DAY

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH

FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....

WIFE:main maeke ja

WIFE:main maeke ja rhi han,te tenu talak de notis bhej dewangi.
HUSBAND: ja ja aive mithian galan krke mainu khush karan
di koshish na kar

Businessman explaining

Businessman explaining the reason for having 2 wives

“Monopoly is always damaging

&

Competition improves service”.

boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots

Let''s boycott Indian new movie 3 idiots.

We all protest for they did not cast you in the movie. After all,
you are the most well known idiot alive. ;)

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

someone who thinks logically - is a nice contrast to the real world.

signs common in bihar trains -
aana free, jaana free. pakde gaye to khana free.

Mallika at Airport

Mallika at Airport. Bhikhari: behanji 1 rupiya dedo.
Malika gave him 1000 Rs.
Secretary: why U gave him 1000 Rs..?
Malika: pehli bar kisine behan kaha.

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"Ishq Karne Se Pehle Us Ka Anjam Dekh Lo"

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