Before marriage:

Before marriage:
Roses are red, sky is blue,
O my darling! I love you…

After Marriage:
Roses are dead,
I have flu,
don’t come near me,
Paray hatt tuu,

May, 26 2010 165 chars (2 sms) 2044 views Funny

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New style of proposing a girl.

New style of proposing a girl.. "i hv spent many sleepless nights in ur Luv n i dont want my son 2 do d same 4 your daughter so lets make them brother n sister

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana

Arre bhai badal gaya hai zamana
Nahi nahaye to kya sharmana
Ab to hai aap ke paas readymade bahana
DO BUCKET PANI AB ROZANA HAI BACHANA

piyarey or aziz dosto

Piyarey
Or
Aziz dosto..

ASLAM O ALAIKUM..!

Bas Salam kar ke
10 nekiyan laini thi,
ab apna kam karo... ;->

1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

1 Pathan Bap Se Milne Us Ki Qabar Pr Gya.

Bap Se Pocha Papa Ap Ne Khana Khya?

Bap Ne Koi Jwab Nh Diya

Beta Gusse Me Qabar Pr Likh Aya.

Aesa Kro Ge To Kon Ayga.

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Pyar Karo SUJAL Ki Terha

Shadian Karo KASHISH Ki Terha

Lambi Umar Ho BAA K Terha

Rote Raho TULSI Ki Terha

Sab Ko Hansao GATTU Ki Terha

Har Janam Main Aao ANURADH Ki Terha

Qismat Se Laro PRERNA Ki Terha

Shak Karo BAJAJ Ki Terha

Aur

Aur

Aur

T.v Band Karo
Insaan Bano Meri Terha . . . ;->

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,

ISHQ hy to IZHAR bhi hona Chahiye,
ADMI ko 1 Din BEEMAAR bhi hona Chahiye,
Apni YAADON se Keh do 1 Din ki CHHUTI de den,
Aakhir ISHQ me ITWAAR bhi hona Chahiy@@

''Badli hai duniya

''Badli hai duniya, kuchch kuchch main bhi badal gaya hoon,
Pahle bekaar tha ab S/W Programmer ban gaya hoon,
VC aaye to VB mein daal do, VB aaye to VC mein daal do,
Seedhe seedhe sabko museebat mein daal do,''

Doc: tum

Doc: tum roz subha clinic k bahir khare ho kar aurtoon ko kyon ghoorte ho?
Santa: ji ap ne bahar likha hai: Aurtoon ko dkehne ka samay 9am-11am hai :)

Marriage is like a public toilet

Marriage is like a public toilet

Those waiting outside are desperate to get in
&
Those inside are desperate to come out..

is indian servant 2

How can a foreigner tell his indian servant 2 open the door, who doesnt know english..

Think..

Say this fast in American accent.

"There was a cold day!" ;->

Phansa Rha Hy K

Phansa Rha Hy Koi Bachian Baji K Naam Par

De Rha Hy Koi Faraib Shaadi K naam Par

Jaari Kia Hy Jab Se Musharraf Ne

"Huqooq-e-Niswan Bil Azaadi K Naam Par ;->

2 ghantay aatay ki line mai

Aik pathan 2 ghantay aatay ki line mai
laga raha bari aanay par phir wapis line me lag gaya

or bola yh president 5 saal or rahay
dill khush ho gaya...:-D

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