Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain

Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain
Q) "Woh Kaunsa Sawal Hain Jiska Jawab Aaj Tak Koi Khoj Nahi Paya?...




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A) "Choli Ke Peche Kya Hain"
  

May, 18 2010     180 chars (2 sms)     2626 views       Funny

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Did u forget hall ticket,ID,or calculator?

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Ye Tamashay Nahi Karna,
Bhaag Jana Hai. :-)
Dil Ka Dard Humain Batate Kion Nahi

Dosti Ka Haq Hum Pe Jatate Kion Nahi

Mar Jao Ge Aise Hi Har Roz Laga Laga K Zor

Qabz Hai Tou HASHMI Churan Khate Kion Nahi... ;->
''How do you save a man from drowning? Take yer foot of his head.''
The great question... which I have not been able to
answer... is, "What does a woman want?
Baharon Ki Mehfil Suhani Rahegi

Labon Par Khushi Ki Kahani Rahegi

Chamakte Rahenge Khushiyon K Sitaray Aap Ke

Jab Tak Humare Messages Ki Meherbani Rahegi ;->
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ley das toon enu Computer samjheya wey


Yunhi mazaq mazaq main hm ganjey ho gae faraz!


Najaney kon hamarey
shampoo main veet daal gaya...= p ;->
Ye Watan Humara Hai...

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Tum Ho Khamakhwah is Mai. :-
Doctor: U LooK ExactlY Like My 3rd Wife..
Lady: How Many Wives Do U Have..?
DocTor: Two...

MoRaL: Express SmarT iDeaS SmarTLy... ;->
A Modern Artist

Is The One

Who Throws Paint On Canvas

Wipes Ir Off With A Cloth

And

Sells That Cloth ... ;->