A Sardar & his wife

A Sardar & his wife


A Sardar & his wife filed an application for divorce.

Judge asked :
How will you divide, you have 3 children?

Sardar replied :
Ok! We will apply next year.
  

May, 26 2010     169 chars (2 sms)     2164 views       Funny

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Mera pyar ho tum

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Iqrar ho tum


Etbar ho tum


Sansar ho tum


Bahar ho tum


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Mera
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1. Everything cooked in garlic & onion

2. Re-use of gift papers

3. Always arive atleast 1 hour late to a party

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6. Keep leftover food in fridge

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Koi ladki hume thukraaye,
Uss ka hume gam nahi,
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Englishman jumped into sea.
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