dua dil mein maangi thi

dua dil mein maangi thi

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Dil mein maangi thi ... ;)
  

May, 05 2010     136 chars (1 sms)     2819 views       Funny

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kertay hain



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Kuch loag 4 ghantay
kartay hain


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