" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

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May, 22 2010 133 chars (1 sms) 2282 views Funny

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last night katrina said 2 me

Last Night Katrina Said 2 Me
iTs Too Late, Jano aJ rat Main
Tumharay Ghar Rukon Gi..!

I RepLied: jAn Tum Agr Ruk Gai
To Phr Main Nai Rukon Ga... =P ;->

Ye PAKISTAN nhi CHAAND ka tukra hy

Dunya Chaand pr jane k liye Be-taab hy
Hum Khush-naseeb hyn k Zameen pr rehty huey Chaand pr hyn

Ye PAKISTAN nhi
CHAAND ka tukra hy

Aur Chaand pr na Light hoti hy,
na Paani, na Gas,
na Aata, na Cheeni,
So plz no tension,
Enjoy your life on Moon ... ;->

akhan akhan wich

akhan akhan wich kujh keh gayee chorni, gallan gallan wich paisay leh ghayee chorni,

chhad k aaya saan mein thaney, per!
thanyon wee hath ghardi leh gayee chorni

Mom:"Beti Bari ho

Mom:"Beti Bari ho kar kya karogi?"Beti:"Kuch nahi..Maa banongi,Parhoon gi,Shaadi karon gi...or kya?"Mom:"Jo karna hai karo par zara TARTEEB sahi rakhna".

• An old rich man

• An old rich man marries a young gal. Interviewer asks the girl: Apne inmein shaadi ke liye kya dekha?
Girl: Ek to inki income aur doosre inke din kum.

boy 2 pretty girl

boy 2 pretty girl

boy: janeman meray dil main a ja

girl: sandle utraoon kya ????????

boy: pagal masjid thordi ha asay hi aja

2 Men searchig for

2 Men searchig for their lost wifes 1st: how''s ur wife look like?2nd:beautiful,bold,tall,blue eyes.What about urs?1st: Meri nu maar goli,chal teri labiye :-D

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Ye Keh k Pappu Ko
Chorh Gaya Raja

Double Sawari Band
Hy, Tu Bus Pakar
K aaja ... ;->

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

Kam¡yab INsaN Banne K 3 Tareeqe:

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Bh00tn¡ K,
Pehle INsaN T0 Banja..
Ph¡r S0ch¡y0 Kam¡yab H0ne Ka... ;->

eik aadmi :

eik aadmi : ''''abe tera mobile number kabse dial kar raha hun...
bar bar switched off bol raha hai''''

Dusra aadmi : Abee, woh mera ''HELLO TUNE'' hai . . . ;->

ipl ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz

IPL ne to 11 pakistani reject kiay they faraz !

sania ne to pura india reject kar dia

hahahahahahahahah:-D *GEO SHOAIB MALIK*

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Most romentic shyari of the year Arz kiya hai..

Paani k bina tu Poty dho nahi sakti...

mere siva tu kisi aur ki ho nahi sakti... ;->

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