Dead Bird: A Sardar and a Paki were walking outside when the Paki said, "Oh look at the dead bird."
The Sardar looked skyward and said, "Where, where?"
Gum me jine ka maza aata hai, Garibo k dar pe bhi khuda aata hai,Ek hum hai k har roz SMS karte hai,ek tumhara SMS jaise..4 saal baad WORLD CUP aata hai!.
