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Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !
Monday :)
Believe me it works!! :)
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ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi
ZaLiM TaLiBaN Ki DrInDaGi Ka 1 Or JeTa JaGtA SaBoT...
MiNgOrA SwAt Me JaHaNzEb CoLlEgE K SaMnE
5 MaSoM StUdEnTs Se GuN PoInT Py
"NaSwAr"
ChEeN Li...=P;->
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
''1 Pathan apna rishta dekhnay gaya
ghr walo ne kaha dono ko akela chor do
Pathan girl se: Baji ap log kitnay bahan bhai hen
Larki gusy se pahly 5 thy ab 6 hein.''
In Pakistan Survey Report to m
In Pakistan Survey Report to me
How many girls want to meet HamY
Survey Results
YES: 9%
NO: 0%
91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan
pocket mein rocket
Aapko Moon pe jana ho to aap kiske paas jaoge..?
ISRO..?
NASA..?
No..
Ranbir Kapoor k Paas..
Qki uske-"POCKET mein Rocket " Hai
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
1 admi mrty waqt dost se:
yar! tmhary ghr 10 lakh ka daka me ne dalwaya tha
0r 50 lakh ki chori b me ne hi krai thi
Dost:
koi bat ni
tmhy Zehr b me ne dia hy;)
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum
Teri eik angrai laine se mera dum sa nikal jata hai
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aey zalim
aey qatil
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Body spray lagane mein tera kya jata hai.. ;->
Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
"Baby Baby , Yes Mama"
In Punjabi Version ...
"Kakay Kakay
Haan Beybey
Phak Laii Cheeni
Na Beybey
Jhoota Marda
na Beybey
Lawaan Jutti
Na Beybey
Khol Bootha ...
HaHaHa ...
Wife husband say
Wife husband say :
aji sontay ho main aaj kal bohat kubsort hoti ja rahi hon
Husband:
tumhay kis nay kaha
wife:
meri khubsorti daikh ker aab rotian bhi jelnay lagi hain
Aur barbad hogya
(Aur barbad hogya
wo shaks jis ne kisi poilce wale ko dekha
aur rishwat na di ?
Molana asif ali zardari)
4 Years
4 Years
40 Subjects
400 Practicals
4000 Lectures
40000 Submissions
A Normal Human Being Can''t Do It
Remaining Abnormals Are Called
** DOCTORS **
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
''Jiski ek smile par hai duniya fida,
Jis se dil na hona chahe juda,
Jiska style hai lajawaab,
Woh Aap nahi Hum hain Janab.''
CHICKEN ROLL
Pathan to his friend:Yara humko film mein kaam karne ka bara shok hai.
Friend:Yaar Tumhein konsa role pasand hai ?
Pathan:
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CHICKEN ROLL.
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