" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

" ToDay Iz SunDAY "
" ToDay Iz SunDAY "

Send this SMS to 10 Peoples and INSHALLAH tommorrow Will be Monday !

Monday :)

Believe me it works!! :)
  

May, 22 2010     133 chars (1 sms)     2688 views       Funny

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At A Privat Party Meera Was Invited!
Suddenly Meera said Sumthing Dat There Was Pin Drop Silence!

Meera: Waiter Meri Coke Mei SNOW Daal Dien Plz.
Tmhain Mlny Ko DiL Kar Raha Hy . . !


Translate It Into English . . . !







My Heart Is"Doing"To Meet U...=P;->


Question: Why did 18 Sardars
go to a movie?

Answer: Because below 18
was not allowed.
In akhon se sapne churaya na karo

Hamari DOSTi ko azmaya na karo

Tumhare aik sms k badle 100 calls kar doon

Par shart ye hy k tum fone uthaya na karo.
Assalam-0-Alikum
Aaj ki taza khabar..




















































News Paper mein hay...........
''Usne mujhe rat ko jungle me akele chor dya faraz.
.
.
.
Ye keh kar k
Pyar kia to darna kia..?''
Father:The school report gives you ''D''

for conduct and an ''A'' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise
1 Admi ki car se kawwa takra k behosh ho gaya,

Admi kawe ko ghar le gaya or pinjre mein bund
ker dia,


Kawwa jaag k bola hi allah
jail


lagta hai driver mar gaya.->
Hello G

G,G
Acha G

Han G

Acha

Acha

Really

Na Oye

Phir

Sachi

Phir

Haan

Kaise

Acha G

Haan

Kia?

Oh Nahi G

Sorry Wrong Number..
Zindagi mile itnay dhokay




chalo miti pao its ok.


Hun banda subah subah ki rola paawe
''Lab khamosh hote hain jab tum saamne aati ho,
Dil dhadakta hai jab nigaahein milaati ho,
Saans ruk jaati hai jab muskuraate ho,
Bhoot ho kya jo tum itna daraate ho.''
Hey Dear Kaha ho
Yar Pata Hai Kab Se Wait kar RAha Hoo
Jaldi Aoo Na Ache Se Tayar Ho Kar Aana
Dekho Hamesha Ki Tarah 1st Prize Tumhein Milna
Chahiye Aaj mera Yar Phir
Monkeys Fashion Show Jeete Ga ..