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ek aadmi raat ko 3 b
Ek aadmi raat ko 3 baje utha or, Tahajjud parhne k bad dua mangte waqt bola..
''mere Mola sab so rahe hain or mai teri ibadat kar raha hoon,
to saath wali charpai se Aawaz aai
''kamine tu apni dua maang humari kyun shikayat kar raha hai... ;->
Why women Love gold more than men ?
Why women Love gold more
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Because gold has 24 carrot
whereas man has only one carrot.
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
What''s The Best Way To Get FAT ????
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Go To Butcher Shop ... ;->
Behind every successful student,
Behind every successful student,
there is one Girl feirnd..
But wht about a failed student..??
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A Beautiful Teacher..!!
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum
SIrf Is Baat Par Hum Road par Is Tarha Pittay hain Faraz!!!
K Rally MQM Ki thy Aur Hum G.A.Bhutto Keh Gaye.
sorry
sorry
may b insan ho mera b dil kerta hy chawal marnay
ko.. =P ;->
mere dil ko cheer gai
mere dil ko cheer gai ek goli
jab suna k aaj uthe gi oski doli
wo hath pe meri unglian rakh kar boli
assu punju haar kabotar doli
Request hai apse
Request hai apse REFUSE mat karna,Frendship ka Bulb FUSE mat karna,
Hum Dost Hai Apke,Hamey CONFUSE Mat karna, Hamri jagha kisi B Or ko CHOOSE mat karna
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye
Na Mujhe Kisi Ka DIL Chahiye
Na Mujhe Kisi DARD Ki Talash Hai
Mere Phone Ko Jo Apna Samajh Kar BALANCE Dalwaye
Muje To Us dost Ki Talash Hai..
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
''1 sardar resturent m soop pi rha tha.
boy:
sardar ji soop vich makhi ae..
sardar:
dil wada ker yar..
makhi nay ki pena ay..''
Sardar’s Leave application
Sardar’s Leave application
Dear Sir,
My wife is ill.
As there is no other Husband
in the family to look after her,
Kindly grant me leave for one day.
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