jb koi dost apne dos

Jb Koi Dost Apne Dost
k Liye Khulos Se Dua
Krta Hy
Tou Wo Dua Us k Dost k
Haq Me Baad Me Or
Pehle Us k Apne Haq Me
Qubool Hoti Hy !

ALLAH Karey Teri Shaadi
Ho Jaye ;->

May, 06 2010 187 chars (2 sms) 3399 views Funny

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Jitnay Pangay Lo Gaye , Utnay Functions Pata CHalein Gaye .;->

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Teacher: "Ali K Papa Aaj Job Par Gaye Hain"

Es Ka Future Tense Banao

Student (Ali): Woh Kal Bhi Jaenge

Kisi K Baap Mein Himmat Hai Tou Ruk Le =D ;->

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1 aadmi bhagta hua bus me charha or zor se chillaya
"khabrdar koi apni jaga se nahi hile ga.....
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Manjan wala khud aap k paas aaye ga"

memon at petrol pump

Memon At Petrol Pump

Bhai 1rs Ka Petrol Dal Do

Salesman: Bhai Itna Sara Petrol Dalva
K Kahan Jana Hai?

Memon: Jana Kahan Hai Hm
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Mami .. Mami...Dakho To Zara Hamray Ghar Shahrok Khan Aay Hian...

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“Darling on our engagement day will you give me a ring?”
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Enjoy Krte Raho
Tv Dekhte Raho
Parhae Par Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Me To Mayoos Tha Paper Dekh Ke
Pharra Bhej Dya Us Ne Paegam Me
To Cheatng Karte Raho
Pass Hote Raho
Result Per Kabhe Tawajja Dena Nae
Turu Run Ru Ru Run Ru Ru Ru Ru Run

Kabhi dost kahte the,

Kabhi dost kahte the,
jaan bhi mango to hazir hai,
aaj wo apni girlfriend ko
jaan kahte hai
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Salo ab hazir karo apni jaan.

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Mallika Ko MIXER pe kaam karte Dekh k Naukar Bola:

Madam, JUICE Bana Rahi ho kya?

Mallika: NA Re Baba!

Main to Apne Kapde Dho Rahi Hon. :-)

haulay haulay se lar

HauLay HauLay sE Larki Patti Hai.

HauLay HauLay sE Apni Lagti Hai..

HauLay HauLay Phir SupPLy Lagti Hai.

Haommmm !!!

Tu Sabr TO Kr mErAy yaAr.

sUpPLy hO yA LarkI kA pYar.

Tu ghAr nA bTAien mEraY yaAR.

WarNA CHamri hO jAyE gI LaAL

HauLay HauLay Tu hO jAyE gA PasS "O BaLiya"

HauLay HauLay Ho jAye GA paAsS.

::sMs G@MBlr::

URSS......

ek molvi england night club me chala giya

wahan ja kar khoob nacha aur nachne k baad bola.

oe! koi menu ae te dassey j a URSS kehrey baba gi da ae...!!!

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