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pathan pilot jahaz land karne
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pathan pilot jahaz land karne
pathan pilot jahaz land karne
1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
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zindgi ek peheli he
zindgi ek peheli he
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-aur janab scroll kerne se solve nahi ho gi yeh
r u sick suffering from fever
Pathan ki flight me tabiyat kharab ho gai to Air hostess ne pocha
R U Sick suffering from fever
pathan
No I''m Muslman Suffering from peshawar:
Father:baap
Father:baap
son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?
Father:Garaham bell ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?
A Beautiful Statement
A Beautiful Statement written inside Men''s Toilet :
The Future of our Country is now in your Hands ....lolz!!!
Height of walking..
Height of walking..
My granma when she was 65 used to go
for long wlaks,
now she is 85 and 10 years back she
went for walk and has not returened yet
who let you get on t
Who Let You Get On The Horse ...
You Witch''s Child?
Can''t Understand...!
Tenu Ghori Kinnay Charhaya Bhootni K...? ;->
L . I . F . Ef
L . I . F . E
Is LiKe
BoX oF cHoClAtEzZz ...
BiTe InTo EaCh OnE ...
UnTiLl ,
yOu FiNd A nUt YoU |IkE ... [:
Aaae, Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka
Aaae,
Apun Tere 7 Sms Ka Dhanda Band Kerne Ka Hy
Bole To
Ek dum khalas
Agr Compromise Kerne Ka Hy To
4-5 Jhakaas Se Sms Bhej Daal
warna khalas.
Twinklw Twinkle L
Twinklw Twinkle LAZY STAR, kitna soyega uthja yaar, Up above d World so high,Sun has risen in d SKY,uthke jaldi PEELE CHAI, thn U Call & say me HI..(
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
''Pathan Apne biwi k Saath Ja Raha Tha:
1 Larkay Ne Aankh Maari.
Pathan: Tujhe Sharam Nahi Aati Mujhe Aankh Martay Ho.
Larka: Maine Tujhe Nahi Ter''
A Lady Geting
A Lady Geting
Sntimental Feeling
While Watching A
Beautifu Luv Story
Her Hubby Leans Over
& Whisprs Dose 3 Ltl
Wrds Tht r On His Mind
Pass d Popcorn ;->
Man 2 Pathan:
Man 2 Pathan: Khanji kal maine apko phone kia par apne uthaya nai.
Phathan: Kyun uthata. Yeh jo maine 30 Rupaiyye deke Gana lagwaya hai, woh tera Baap sunega?
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