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pathan pilot jahaz land karne
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pathan pilot jahaz land karne
pathan pilot jahaz land karne
1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
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dad tumharay unfit
Dad Tumharay Un-Fit. . .
Mom Tumhari Submit. . .
Wahan Doctor Tha
Miss-FIT. .
Isi Liay To Hr Koi Tumhain Dekh Kr Bolta Hai
"O" Shit"
knock knock!!
knock knock!!
*who''s there??
Nobel
*Nobel who??
No Bell so I knocked..
hello this is our a
hello this is our at
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Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion
Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hay?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi.
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B.
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dil badal liya,
Kisi nay dharkan badl li,
Aap k paas kuch nahin tha badalnay ko,
to
aap nay masjid main ja kar chappal badal li:p
koun sa amal karega
GOLDEN WORDS.....!
Chor yaar tu kanjar admi hai koun sa Amal karega
~SHARIF LARKi~
~SHARIF LARKi~
khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
shan is remaking titanic
SHAAN is remaking TITANIC with some changes.
In The End,
He does not die, But
Swims Across the Ocean with Heroin in One Hand and
Titanic on the other hand. :-)
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.
As I M Now In Da Mst Imp.
Yr Of My Career I Hv Startd Stdyng N
Hv Dcided Nt 2 Msg Anymore,
I Hope, U Wil Cooperte Wid Me
Thnx
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Height Of Overacting ;)
pathan interview den
Pathan interview dene gaya..
manager ne us se sawal poocha
what do you do..?
To pathan ne manager ko bola
happy birth day to you... ;->
mazboti per ab ha ya
Mazboti Per Ab Ha Yaqeen
Pesh Ha
''PANTEEN'' ...=P ;->
zardari to shopekepe
Zardari to Shopekeper:
Aaj k bad mera kutta bhi dukan pe aye to tumhain uski izzat karni hogi..
Shopekepper:
Bohat behtar janab appka kutta aye ga to main samjhun ga k aap aye hain:-)
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