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pathan pilot jahaz land karne
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pathan pilot jahaz land karne
pathan pilot jahaz land karne
1 pathan pilot jahaz land karne per boht khush hua
neeche staff ne usey hatho hath dhar lia or airman uski wardi utarne mein help karne laga
pathan fakhar se:aj mn ne india ke 2 jahaz,
1 aabdoz ko mara hai,
airman:lekn sir g apne 1 ghalti krdi
pathan:wo kia?
Airman:bs ap ghalti se india land kr gaye hain.
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Question: why did GOD create Husbands? Because Fingers, Candles, Vibrator, Banana, Kheera, Lokkie, Lamba Bangan, cannot pay for SHOPPING.
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
" Pakistani Di Mushkil
Ghar Wich Punjabi Bolo
School Wich Urdu Bolo
Paper English Wich Karu
Tay
Maran To Baad Hisab Arbi Wich
Ufff !!
Hon Tusi Daso K Banda Kray Te Ki Kray. "
Today Is Smart People''s Day
Today Is Smart People''s Day
So Send this Msg to Someone
Who looks Smart
Plz Dont send back to me
B''coz
Tung aa Gaya Hon
I''ve Already Read
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Boy:Aisa krte hain e
Boy:Aisa krte hain experiment ke tor pr shadi krte hn agr hmne mahsus kia k hm se ghalti hogai ha to hm hansi khushi alg hojain ge
Grl:Or ghälti ko pale gä kon?
What A Dialogue!! :D
Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??
Girl replied:
.
.
.
Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d
Phoolon mai Tum Khayalon mai Tum
Phoolon mai Tum
Khayalon mai Tum
Dil main Tum
Baghon main Tum
Sapnon main Tum
Yaadon main Tum
0 Tussi ghar v Benday O ke PHIRDAY E REHNDAY O.
''Memon ka beta: abbu 2 Rps do na
''Memon ka beta:
abbu 2 Rps do na
Abbu:nahi dunga
Beta:abbu de do, doodh walay ki or ammi ki ek bat bataon ga
Abbu:yeh lo 5 Rps jaldi batao
Beta:doodh wala ammi ko bol raha tha k abhi tak is mahinay k paise nhi diay kal se doodh nhi milega :D
Moral :
Sirf memon hi memon sy paisy nikalwa sakta hy....?
LIBRA SUNAAR''
Shahid Afridi in interview
Shahid Afridi in interview
Aap ki umer kitni hai?
24 years.
Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,
Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,
Kiu ke
"Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta"
1 ch0te bache
1 ch0te bache ne darwaza kh0la aur apni behen k BOY FRND k0 dekh kar masumiat se b0la:
Aap r0z baji se milne aajate hai, Kia apki apni baji nai hai ;-)
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho main Saya lagta hai ..
Kabhi kabhi meri ankho
main Saya lagta hai ..
Jo apna hia woh
praya lagta hai
tum se milney ki
Tmana tu bhot hai
Lekin
Anay janey main karyaa
bohat lagta hai........
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