If you need advice,
text me…
If you need a friend,
call me…
If you need me,
come to me…
But
If you need money.
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THE SUBSCRIBER CANNOT BE REACHED!
A drunk was hauled into court. Mister,
the judge began, you’ve been
brought here for drinking.
Great, the drunk exclaimed. When do we get started. . . ? ;->