Aankh Garmi se.

Aankh Garmi se.
Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)
  

May, 13 2010     104 chars (1 sms)     2989 views       Funny

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i m sendinG This Fool msg
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2 All Fools
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who celeBrate
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''''APRIL FOOL''''
''FATHER: How Are Your Grades, Son?
SON: Under Water, Dad.
FATHER: Under Water? What Do You Mean?
SON: They"Re Below C Level''
FOR PEPSI - SHARUKH
FOR COKE - AMIR
FOR MIRINDA - VIVEK
FOR THUMPS UP - AKSHAY
CONGRATULATIONS. ..
DESI DARU KE LIYE TUMHE SELECT KIYA HAI....


Jaante Ho Raat Me Maza Kab Aata Hai?

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Jab Kisi Sote Hue Ko Jaga Kar Pucha Jaye

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So Rahe Ho Kya??
Teacher:Tum School Kisliye Aate Ho?

Stud:Vidya K Liye Sir.

Teacher:To Phir Tum

Class Mein So Kyu Rahe Ho?

Stdnt:Aaj Vidya Nahi Aai Isliye
Judge Said To Pathan:
Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua
Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai...

Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ...? ;->
The Cube of 2 is 8

the cube is 4 is 64

what is cube of 13?


Nahi Malom?

Main Batao ???

Its SUROOR

How it comes?

very simple

Tera + Tera = Surrur
''Faraz ne English Main Shair Arz Kya Hai.


My Life is Full of Emotion

Wah Wah

My Life is Full of Emotion

P for Potti
M for Motion. :-)''
Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais



Mer Dil Tor Ker
Pohanchai Tum Ne Mere
Dil Ko Thais










Tan ? = Perpendicular Upon Base ... ;->
Meri prem kahani ka ajeab ending tha,

wah wah

Meri prem kahani ka ajeeb ending tha

Izhar-e-muhabbat sms se kiya tha
Jo unki shaadi tak pending tha..
Whats
difference
between
first NIGHT
&
LAST NYT?
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If
u
sleep
on
FLOWERS,
its 1st NIGHT!
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If
u
sleep
wid
FLOWERS
on
u,
its
LAST NIGHT..!
Na Jane Log Kyu Darte He
Kuch Log To SMS Hi Nahi Karte He
Or Kuch Log AAP Jaise B Is Duniya Me.
Jo MISCALL Mar K B Balance Check Karte He