Aankh Garmi se.

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

May, 13 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 3061 views Funny

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TeStInG Ur BlOoD

PlEaZ WaIt . . . .

33% COmPlEtE

66% COmPlEtE

100% DONE

RePorT

HIV +

DaRo NaHi

It MeAnS

"HoNeY In VeInS"

ThAt''s Y U R So SwEeT . . . . ;)

...NaYa FunDa...

...NaYa FunDa...

ab har bachha bindass keh sakta hy:
Meine mummy papa ke saath "BLUE"
film dekhee... =P

Darya-e-Ravi

Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.

Father:baap

Father:baap

son:abu telephone kis ne bnaya?

Father:Garaham bell ne.

Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?

Policeman: Tum Ne

Policeman: Tum Ne
Beech Road Pe Bus Q
Rok Di ???

Pathan: Hum Shehr Me
Naya Aya Hy Mgr
Qanoon Nhi Torta,
Wo Samne Dkho Lkha Hy
"BUS STOP"
Tou Hum Ne Rok Dia ;->

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka

Ded Futiya....Mumbai ka sabse bada bhai hai....

lekin uski biwi usko chhor ke chali jaati hai....

woh itna tut jaat hai ki woh apni pyari gun se shaadi kar leta hai...

agle din saara India uski pooja karta hai... lekin kyon??

arre gun se shadi karne ke baad woh GUN-PATI ho jaata hai....

The length &

The length & breadth & height of you
total up to quite a view,

but to taste the true delight of you
I’ll have to take a bite of you.

Teri Maa Ki

Teri Maa Ki

Mein Bohat Izat Krta Houn

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?

Kya Tum Gareeb Ho?
Reply With

"Yes Or No"

Agar Ameer Ho To 50 Ka Balnce Share Karo.

Agar Gareeb Ho To Ye Message Kisi Äur Ko Forword Käro!

Phool Main Phool,

Phool Main Phool,
Phool Jama Phool,
Phool Daar Phool,
Phool Hoon Phool.
Ab Isko Lafz ''Phool'' K Bagair Parho.?

Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Sardar: "Is mirror ki kya guarantee hei?"

Shopkeeper: "Aap isko 100 floor se nichy girao ye mirror 99 floor tak nahi tootega."

Sardar: "Wow! Pack it..."

HusbaNd...

Wife : I will die.
Husband : I will also die.
Wife : why do u want to die?
Husband : because main itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta.

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Aankh Garmi se.

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