Aankh Garmi se.

Jab lite band hoti hai tb sub ki khul jati hai
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Aankh Garmi se. :-)

May, 13 2010 104 chars (1 sms) 2035 views Funny

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A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn''t PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

Pathan Born in JUNGLE is called SHER KHAN

born in WAR is BANDOOQ KHAN

Born in 0cean SAMANDAR KHAN

Born in garden GUL khan

&

when Born in a BUS New khan.

Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

Dil ko Dil se Rah Hoti Ha ...

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...Ghubara phatay tu THaaa Hoti ha :)

''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA

''THE JANAZA OF MAHBOOB NIKLA
FROM THE GALI OF MAHBOOBA
WITH LOTS OF ZOOR O SHOR

THE MAHBOOBA JANKI FROM THE DOOR
AND SPEAKI,"MAR GAYA HARAMKHOR"

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

1 Aadmi Doosre Aadmi Se :

"Bhai Ye Khushi Kia Hoti Hy ???"

Doosra Aadmi:

"Pata Nahi Bhai Meri Tou Jawani Main Hi shaadi Ho Gayi Thi ..."

Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!

Chalo kahin Ghoomnay chalain...!
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GULSHAN PARK..!
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NATIONAL ZOO..!
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PARADISE HOTEL..!
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SEA PICNIC POINT...!
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Thanks yaar ..
tumhare sath ghoomnay ka boht maza aya..
Next time kahin aur chlain ge....

Sardar:

Sardar:
Samose K Andar Ka Masala Kha Raha Tha...

Dost:
Yeh Kia Kar Rahay Ho?

Sardar:
Doctor Ne Mujhe Bahar Ka Khana Mana Kia Hai :-)

Laziness is our biggest

Laziness is our biggest enemy ( Allama iqbal)

We should learn to love our enemies ( Quaid-e-Azam)

“ Dasso hun mamay di maniye ya chachay di “

Jin: "Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"

Jin:
"Kiya Hukam Hy Mere Aqa"
Aqa:
"Mulk Ka Sara Maal Mere Acount Mei Daldo.
Jin:
"Aqa Hukam Kare Bakwas Nahi, Mei Jin Hon ZARDARI NAHI" ;->

My no. has changed.

My no. has changed.

So plz give me a confirmation call on my cell.

My new no. is 15.
agar mera naukar uthaye to use 2-4 galiya de dena...

kamina apne aap ko policewala bolta hai!

jaan jaan

Jaan
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Jaan

Jaan

Jaan
Jaan chor do meri

Mere sMs k Deewano

Hr wqt Mobile hath me liye

mere sMs ka wait krte rehte
ho... =P ;->

Molviyon k group mai

Molviyon k group mai 1 Ne kaha, jab b raste mai
larki Nazar Aaey to
ASTAGHFIRULLAH parhna!

Kafi der bad 1 Ne kaha
ASTAGHFIRULLAH!
Baqi Bole,
"KIDHER?"
"KIDHER"

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Aankh Garmi se.

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