Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)

May, 13 2010 108 chars (1 sms) 2799 views Funny

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bhari mehfil main mujhe choom raha tha..

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Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"

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