Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"

Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga "doston"
Zinda raha to tumhara hi saath nibhaon ga
"doston"

Bhoolun To ye samajna k package khatam hogaya... :-)
  

May, 13 2010     108 chars (1 sms)     2654 views       Funny

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Woman on date with husband''s best friend;

*phone ring*

Woman: Yes? Ok , fine , bye!

Turns to her Lover and laughs: My husband says he is playing golf with U! :-D
Sardar: Agar operation se mujhe kuch ho jaye to ussi doctor se shadi kar Lena.
Biwi: Aisay kyun keh rahay ho?

Sardar: Tou kya doctor ko muaf kar doon.
Raheel :
Awaaz Sunai Deti Hai, Aadmi Nahi Dikhta.

Dr:
Aaisa Kab Hota Hai?

Raheel :
Phone Karte Waqt
1 Pathan hamesha Apne Mobile K Saath 1 Scissor Rakhta Tha

Kisi Ne Poocha

"Khan Saab Ye Konsi Science Hai ?"

Pathan: :"O Yaara Kbhi Kbhi Call Katna B Par Jata Hy Na" ;->
Pehli dafa insan jab dalta hy to nervous hota hy

Ahista se dalo tou phisal k pura andar chala jata hy

phir ajeeb-o-Gharib awazein aane lagti hy

Lekin tum bilkul na Ghabrana, confidence se daley rehna or us waqt tak na nikalna jab tak apki Money nhi nikal ati

phir apna


ATM CARD
machine se nikal lena!
Job In Trafic Police

Candidate Mst Hve Da Following Qualities.

1Behviur: Battamez
2Weight:Minimum 105 Kg(125 Ghari Pr 1 Hi Pura Aye)

3 Honsty: Chalan Km Katey(Oper Se Paise Le Le)

4luks: Koi B Ho(Knsa Behaviur Pe Frq Pardna Hy)

Yar Suneri Moqa He Hath Se Mt Ghawana Tm Me To Isse B Ziada Khubyan Hyn
Teacher: What''s The enifit Of Eating SPINACH . . . ???


Student: Eat SPINACH & U''ll Grow Up Big & Strong Like POPYE

But

U''ll Also End Up Wid A GirlFriend Like OLIVE . . . ;->. . ;->
Wishing u 12 months of happiness,
52 weeks of fun,
365 days of laughter,
8760 hrs of Gud luck,
525600 min of joy,
31536000 secs of success in 2006 & always
Machchar ne apko kata
wo uska Junun tha..


Aapne khujli ki wo apka
Sukun tha..


Chah kar bhi aapne use
nahi mara...


Kyonki uski ragoo me
apka khoon tha..-;>
''Jab Load Shedding ho Out of Control.
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Khirki Darwaze Khol.
...
Chnada mama ko bol
All is Well
WAPDA KIA JAANE
Student KA kia ho ga??
Revision kare ya Paseene mein Khuwar ho ga??

to mom bati jla, Generatot Chal ya
U.P.S laga k bol
Bhaya all is well.....''
A young frog goes 2 palmist 2 know his future...
Palmist: u wil meet a young prety girl, who wants 2 know evrythng abt U...!
Frog: Gr8! Whn n whr...?
Palmist: next year in bio lab..........
1 memon ne arbi ko khoon dey k uski jaan bachai.
Arbi ne usay MERCEDES gift kardi.
Arbi ko phir khoon ki zarorut pari,
Memon ne phir khoon dia.
Ab k bar Arbi ne till waly laddu gift kiye,
Memon:Ghusse se, mercedez kion nahi di?
Arbi:Munna…!!
Ab hamarey ander bhi memono ka khoon dor raha hay:)