''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
“can kids of our age have kids?”

Teacher replied ” NO Never!!”

Boy said to girl :
“see i told you not to worry!!!!”.''

May, 24 2010 167 chars (2 sms) 2432 views Funny

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Ek Sharabi 3r Flor

Ek Sharabi 3r Flor
Sy Neechy Gir Gaya

Log Us k Ird-Gird
Jama Ho Gaye Aur Us
Sy Poocha - Kya Hua
Bhai ?

Wo Bola - Pata Nahi,
Main Bhi Abhi Neechy
Aaya Hon ;->

sports news

~SPORTS NEWS~

The Most Dangerous Match of 2009 Coming on MAY 12 Between MQM & ANP, on the Roads of KARACHI.
Both Teams r waiting 4 this Match...
ANP called his Talented Players 4m Tribal Areas..
MQM will Play with his local but most experience Players..
Umpires: POLICE & RANGER... Live & Exclusive only on TV.. Don''t Miss it.. For more detail Visit Karachi on May 12 at 8am till 10pm.. ;->

What''s The Most

Q-
What''s The Most
Wicked Thing
A Group Of Young
Accountants Can Do ... ?

Ans-
Go Into Town
And
Gang-Audit Someone ... ;->

two frn are talking to each other

two frn are talking to each other
1st: kal tumhare pati pipe se apne flat mai ja rahe the.
2nd:haan pairon mai plaster k baad doctor ne unhe seediyan[stairs] chadne se mana kiya hai

Pakistan Me Har Cheez

Pakistan Me Har Cheez Din Ba Din Barh Rahi Hai.

Tail Ki Kimat.
Loadshading.
Mehgai.
By-Rozgari.
Sms Pakag.

Or Aaj To Intaha Ho Gai..
Pakistan Ka.

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Waqt B.

mere sath chalo gi

BOY:"Mere sath chalo gi?"

GIRL:"Kahan?"

BOY:"Jahan tum khao wahan?"

GIRL:"OK.
9.0 chalte hain?"

BOY: Qasam se
Baji
Yahan tu mazzaq krna bhi azzaab hai...

Do u belive in BHOOT

Do u belive in BHOOT? agar ha to neche na karna
neche bhoot ha
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ye bhot ha koi tumhari phophi ka putar nahi jo nazar ayega

Wait . . . Cool

Wait . . .

Cool

Relaxe

Ok

Ready

Steady

Get

Set

Start

1

2

3

Now Delete The Msg. . .

Time Pass Tha. . . ;->

Sardar to doctor:

Sardar to doctor:
When I sleep, monkeys
play football in my dreams.

Dr:No problem,
just take this medicine b4 sleep.

Sardar: Kal se khaonga aaj final hai.

''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?

''Teri Dosti Ki Roshni Aisi Hai....?
K Har Taraf Ujala Nazar Ata Hai....
Sochta Hun Ghar Ki Bijli Katva Lu....
Ajkal Kambakht Bill Bahut Ata Hai.....''

Teri Maa Di Teri Peo Di Terie Bra di

Teri Maa Di
Teri Peo Di
Terie Bra di
Tere Babi De
Tere Poray Khandan Di
Te Meri V tu Jaan Hain
Hahahahaha

A public Service Msg

A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien"=P;->

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''Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher

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