ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
  

May, 17 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2613 views       Funny

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''Once Ghalib Saw A Big Breast Girl..

He Said!

Ankhon Me Wahi Jaam Liye
Honton Pe Wahi Muskaan Liye..
Kahan Ja Rahi Ho Jane’Man
Seenay Pe Dairy Farm Liye.''
Ek pathan rozana apne parosi ki bell

Baja kar bhaag jata tha

Ek din parosi ne pakar kar poocha, ye kya harkat hai?

Pathan: Ye hum miss bell marta hai.
~SHARIF LARKi~




khabardar! Jo Ainda agar mera peecha kia to,,,
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Woh saamney wali gali mein white gate wala mera ghar hai... ;->
Boy: Merey pas apney dost jesi car
to nahe pr tumhe apni palkon pe bitha k ghumaun ga!
Merey pas us jesa bara bangla to nahe
pr tumhe apney dil me jaga donga!
Mere pas us jitne paise to nahe
pr main mehnat mazdoori kr k khilaun ga.
Aur tumhe kya chahiye?
Girl: chawlaan na mar
Dost da numbr de..:p:p
A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

"zardari k liye Mazmoon"

ap 1970 May Peda Huay,
Aap Ne bgairti Ki Ibtedai Taleem
Apne Mohallay Se Shru Ki Or ala taleem
ek naam war Daku se le..
Jab Dakait hone Ka Certificate Hasil Kia
To Aap ne hakoomat k khazanay ko lootne
k plan bananay shuru kr diyay
Or Phir Benazir se shadi Kar
K Aap Ne Profesional
Bgairti ka aghaz kia aur 10% mashoor ho gaye
Na jane kaisay kurse-e- sidarat
pe aa behte aur loot loot k
apna naam takreebn
100% mashoor kr liya.


Man to barber: cut my hair short.
Barber: how short u would like to?
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man: So short that my wife cannot pull them...
[:D]

Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
1 Chooozay Ne Sherni ko Propose KIa

Sherni Boli : Aby Chal Tu Ne Apni Jaan, Height, Size Aur Shakal Dekhi Hai ?

Chooza Bola: Madam In Sab Ko Choro, Mera Confidence Dekho . . . ;->
Mene to sarak pe khari larki se faqat
Time poocha tha Faraz...

K kitne Bajey.?




Wo boli,
9 baje Quaid e azam k mazaar per.
My
eyes:
Miss u

My
feelings:
LOve u

My
mind:
Calls u

My life is U


I''ll die without u
I LOVE U

Aisa Teri wali mujhe bolti hai

Sambhal usko
aaj tum boht afsurda lag rahey ho, aisay lagta hai jaisay tumhein kissi ney mara hai, ghal sujhey huye, sir sey khoon beh raha hai, aur naak to kintni burri tarha zahmi huyee hai,


Iss ka matlab hai apun ka nishana sahee laga.