ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,
ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,




arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai
  

May, 17 2010     84 chars (1 sms)     2367 views       Funny

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Ab to khush ho na Hindustani ?
Raaj karegi imported Rani
217 Hizdo ne ek videshi ko di kaman
ab kabhi na kahna mera bharat mahan.
When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!
Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...






MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy ..


Wh8''s The Difference
Between Mechanical
Engineer & Civil
Engineer ... ???











Mechanical Engineer
Build Weapons , Civil
Engineer Build Targets ... ;->
Teachr: Ande Me Se Murgi Ka

Bacha Kaise Nikla?

Banta: Madam Ye Koi
Badi Bat Nahi Hai,

Jyada Interesting Ye Hai

Ki Wo Usme Gaya Kaise ?!
Unbelievable Moments in 2008.


1. PPP won the election.
2. Faraz death
3. Harbhajan slapped Srisanth.
4. Ronaldo kissed Bipasha Basu.
5. Tony Blair caught without ticket.
6. Marriot blast.
7. China launched space shuttle.
8. Mumbai blast.

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Bush did not return Al-Zaidi Shoes..!!!
American Police chOR pakrnay k Liay Soonghnay wAllay kuTTay rakhtay hain,,
Jab k Pakistani POLice Kuttay Nahi rAkhti kYUn k wo SoonghtAy hUay POlice Station Puhanch jatay Hain..
Under The Black Cloth,
Fire Of Love Burn



Nahi Samajh Aayi Na!

Metric Kitha Hunda Tey Samajh Aandi Na


Matlab


Kali Kurti De Thaley
Agg Ishq Di Baley. :-)
Chahty hain wo hum sy waisi chahat ka wada!!!!
..

Jaisy!!!!!!
.
.
.
Lemon max, ghuly km or chaly ziada :-)
Ek bar Sardar Gangubai ke ghar jata hai aur darwaja knock karta hai...
Gangubai:"Kaun?"
Sardar:"Main!"
Gangubai:"Main kaun?"
Sardar:"tu gangubai!!!!!"

Man to a Frnd:
I gifted my wife a Diamond Necklace and she didn''t speak to me for a month.
Frnd: Why?.
ITS GREAT TO BE A GIRL!

V can use tears as a threat. ;->

Most guys wont hit us. ;->

V can always find someone to pay for our drink. ;->

V slap hard. ;->

V''re tempting. ;->

V dont have to pay for dinner. ;->

V''re the subject of almost ALL the love songs. ;->

No matter how mean v r, v can always get someone to fall in love wid us. ;->

We dont always mean wht v say. ;->

V dont always say wht v mean. ;->

Our Handwriting is Always Better... ;->