ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

May, 17 2010 84 chars (1 sms) 2518 views Funny

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Aaap main say har koi nashta karta hoga, har koi anda(egg) bhi subha subha khata hoga.......
agar aap ki mom kisi din aap say aakar yeh kahain k
egg main say ek memon nikla hai tou hairan na hoeay ga kyun k jarasim or memon har jaga hote hain.

1 Medical student ne apni

1 Medical student ne apni classfellow ko blood se likha letter de kar kaha,"Muje
iska ans zarur dena ?????

Larki Ne jawab diya,"Tumara blood group A+ Hai"

Hoshayar rehna aaj raat

Hoshayar
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12
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bajy ga!!!!!

hands up

\(''.'')/ Hands up
\|/ / \

Agr apni jan pyari he to.

To

hath niche kAro bhut badbo aa rhi he

pathan ka shair

Pathan ka shair:
Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
Na hotel main na Bar main.
Na bike peh, Na car main...
Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

''''A man had his credit card sto

''''A man had his credit card stolen.

He however decided not to report it

because the thief was spending less than his wife did.''''

zarday aur zardar

"Zarday" Aur "Zardari"
mein kia farq hy ... ?

Ek ko Khushi mein
khatey hyn

Aur

Duusra Khushio''''n ko
kha jata hy ... ;->

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?

Aik Ganda Msg Sunaon?
Aik Larka Hota Hy,
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Wo Keecharr Myn Gir Jata Hy
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Ganddaaa;-)

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

Have U Ever Noticed .. ?

That

The Longst Minutes In
The World
Are The Last
5 Minutes Of A
LECTURE

While The Shortest
5 Minutes Are The Last
5 Minutes Of EXAM ... ;->

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni

Why did Deepika Padukone leave Dhoni ??

Because Dhoni Orient fans se hindustan ke har ghar ke KONE KONE mei hawa pahuncha rahe thei. Lekin PADUKONE tak hawa nahin pahunchi.

Sardarji is not sleeping

Sardarji is not sleeping with his wife! these days
Guess why?
because somebody had told him that
it is wrong to sleep with married women.

Maths Magic:Ur

Maths Magic:Ur cell nmbr''slast digit x 2+ 5x 50+ ur AGE+ 365&- 615.The last2 numbr isur age &1st numbr isur cell''s last no.TRY ITS INTERESTING.

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ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

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