ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

May, 17 2010 84 chars (1 sms) 2458 views Funny

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Americans Invented Cellphone.

Japanese Invented SIM Card.

PakistaniS Invented Missed Call..!!

Proud To Be An Pakistani!

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

char dinnan da pyar oye rabba

panjwein din honee lardai

Question : "Pizza Hut"

Question : "Pizza Hut" ka opposite kya hota hai?
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Answer : Pizza hatna mat...........

Santa:

Santa: Oye Banta don''t marry that girl, she is like a TAXI.
Banta: Choti si to city hai yaar... kitni chali hogi?

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo Sach Hai... .

Neeche Jo Likha Hai Wo
Sach Hai...
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Upar Jo Likha Hai Wo Jhoot Hai

Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit1-Ur Son Is Poor In Studies

Pandit2-Why?

Pandit1-My Son Failed After Copying Ur Sons Paper

Are you fluency in English.

Are you fluency in English.?
Read it fast..

Upper roller lower roller
Roller lower Roller Upper

i Heard That

i Heard That

GOOD Looks

Can Kill ....

So

PlZzZ

Avoid Looking At Me

I Don''t Want To

See You Die ... ;->

After returning

After returning back from a foreign trip,
santa asked his wife, Do I look like a foreigner?
Wife: No! Why?
Santa: In London a lady asked me r u a foreigner?

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

Duniya K Sabse Chhote Jokes:

1)2 Aurate Chupchap Baithi Hai.

2)1 Buddhi Bachpan Me Mar Gayi.

3)Ganja Sardr

4)2 Sardr Chess Khelte Hue...

18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry

Agr apko 18 sal ki larki jhuk kr salam kry to apko uski kya chez nazr ayegi?

Us ki achi tarbiat..

Bhai hath j0rta h0n kbi to sahi s0cha kro =P ;->

A golden message for youngsters....

A golden message for youngsters....

A bright future CAN give u many beautiful girls....

But a beautiful girl CANNOT give u a bright future....

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ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

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