ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

arrey aaj to yaad na aa, k aaj itwar hai

May, 17 2010 84 chars (1 sms) 2205 views Funny

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Having A Girl Friend Is Like "Playing Cards". . .

U Need HEART To LOVE Her

A CLUB To TAKE Her

A DIAMOND To GIFT Her

&

A SPADE To Burry Her . . . :-P

A man loses everything

A man loses everything bcoz of drinking; He sees empty beer botles & smashes d 1st one swearing
"u r d reason i dont have a wife",

Smashes 2nd one saying "u r d reason i dont have a job."

Picks up 3rd bottle & notices its sealed & full of beer, he says

"STAND ASIDE, I KNOW U R NOT INVOLVED!!"

Zardari: . . . .

Zardari: . . . .

Bachna Aey Kamino Lo Main Agaya . . .

Ezat Ka Dushman,
Lotero Ka Dost,
Apni Ada Hai B.B Se Juda . . . :D ;->

Why do men like love at first sight

Why do men like love at first sight

Because he knows its all over as soon as she opens her mouth

new student remix of amplifier

New Student Remix Of Amplifier:

KaAliyan bariyan we paper nu me laawa,
Speed me 220 di likhaan,
Teacher de saamne me nai rukda,
Em a night writer,
Rem0vAan maAr mar paper nu chehk kad da,
Sarey bchey takde we ki hogaya,
Lagda we aj mera paper hogaya,
Un nu me puchda,
Ni paper sada le ja ni jattiye,
Ni dur isey le ja we ariye,
Ni teacher tu meri, meri, Mein tera student dent.

this authentical poem

New 2010

This authentical poem is written on tatti
by u better knows.

Kyun tatti tatti krti hai,
kyun lende pe tu mrti hai.
Ik bat muje btla de tu,
us Qabaz se kyun nai drti hai,
kea hota hai tatti mein,
tatti ki lga dun dheri,
mein barish kr dun tati ki,
jo tu ho jae meri ... =P ;->

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,

Hitler bhi Chala Gaya,
Saddam bhi Pakda gaya,
Bin Laden ka bhi pata Nahi,
Tum bhi Dekhte nahi....
Lagta hai dharti per ache din agaye..

Bank Main Meyan Biwi

Bank Main Meyan Biwi Ka Joint Account Tha
Aik Roz Bivi Check Le Kr Ponchi
Aur Boli Mai Dus Hazar Ruppe Niklwana
Chahti Ho Lekn Kayal Rahe Jo
Hisa Mere Meyan Ka Hai
Aus MAI Se Dejye Ga . . . . . :->

Ek Bus Conductar

Ek Bus Conductar
Ki
Shaadi Ho
Rahi
Thi,
Wo
Stage
Pe
Sofay
Pe
Bethe
Hue
Apni Dulhan
Se
Bola="Zara Idhar
Ho
Kar
Betho Baji
ye 3 ki seat hay.

Din ko chain nahi,

Din ko chain nahi,

raat ko aram nahi.

Jee na lage kahi,

E khuda kya yahi pyar hai ?

Arey Pagal..

yeh pyar nahi .....

Aajka 41 degree celcius temperature hai.

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S POEM ~

~ A MARRIED WOMAN''S
POEM ~

He didnt lyk d curry &
He didnt lyk my cake
He said my biscuits
were 2hard
Not lyk his mother
used 2 make
I didnt prepare
coffee rite
He didnt lyk the stew
I didnt mend his socks
d way his mother used 2
I pondered 4 an answer
I was looking 4 a clue
Isnt dere anything I
cud do 2 match his
mothers shoe?
Then I smiled as I
saw light
1 Thing I cud definitely
do
I turnd around &
slapped him tight
Just like his mother
used 2 ... ;->

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai

Itni Shiddat Se Maine Paas Hone Ki Koshish Ki Hai,

k har teacher ne mujhe marks dene ki saazish ki hai,

Ye exams bhi apne hindi filmon ki tarah hote hain,

ant tak sab kuch achha ho hi jata hai-HAPPYS ENDINGS.

Agar tum kisi paper mein paas hona chahte ho,

to saari kaaynat tumhe usko paas karane me lag jati hai,

aur agar aisa nahi hota.. to exam abhi khatam nahi hue,

SUPPLY abhi baaki hai mere dost..!

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ankhon mein ansoo dil bekrar hai,

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