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zindagi dour hai..... .
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MaIn UnHaIn LiFt hI NahI KaRaTa.
AaJ kaL
kI LarkIya
Buhat RoTi HaIn
d0stO...!!!
KyUn Ke. . .
MaIn UnHaIn
LiFt hI
NahI KaRaTa... =P ;->
Sweet like honey, Costly like money,
Sweet like honey,
Costly like money,
Blessing like shower,
Smiling like flower,
Cool like ice,
a friend so nice,
guess WHO,
"ofcourse Me"
" Not U"
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
3 Mice Were Boasting About Their Bravery
Mouse1: I Poisoned The Dogs Meat
Mouse2: I Ate Cheese From The Trap
Mouse3: Ok Guys I''m Leaving,I Hav A Date Wid Cat
Ek Molvi:
Ek Molvi: Film actor se masjid ka chanda mangne gaya
Actor: aap log tu kehte hain k hamara pasia haram ha?
Molvi: g in isi liye in paison se hum "Latreen" banainge
pathan naqli note lekar
PATHAN naqli note lekar shop pr surf lene gaya,
SHOP KEEPER: is mein quaid-e-Azam ki topi nahi hai
PATHAN:topi meili pari hai usi k liye to surf lene aya hon.
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LO !
YE HELMET PEHEN LO , HAAJI
PATTHAR MAARNE WALAY HAIN:-
1 pagal dusre pagal se
1 pagal dusre pagal se (maiyusi k sath):
Sab log hamen pagal kyun kehte hain?
Dusra pagal:
Tu dafa kar yaar. Yeh le lemo ki lassi pi....!:p
Bite the neck gently
Bite the neck gently,
chew the breast softly,
Spreads the legs lostly,
And suck the juice excitely,
Thats the way to Eat........... Guess what ?:)
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Thats the way to eat TANDOORI CHICKEN yaar...:)
L o n g t i m e a g o..
L o n g t i m e a g o... o n l y idiots used... to read my S M S. And, t o d a y, the history continues....
close ur eyes... think abt ur self
close ur eyes...
think abt ur self
ur face,
ur style,
ur nature,
ur looks,
now open ur eyes..
u hv jus spent half a minute watching a
horror movie!!!
Agar Aisa # Kisi
Agar Aisa # Kisi K Pas B Ho Ga MERE ILAWA To Wo Duniya Ki Sab Sai Bari Film Ho Ga
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Wait Yar
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Dunya Ka Sab Sai Cool Golden # Hai Tym To Lagay Ga Khulnay Main
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Agar Kisi K Pass hai Tou Call Me On
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