Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

Beautiful Picturs r developd In Dark Room

So if u see darknes in ur life
assume that NATURE is making beautiful Life 4 u...

(A public service Msg 4rm KESC)

May, 26 2010 162 chars (2 sms) 3271 views Funny

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package wale so gay

Package Wale So
Gaye Ker k Baat Apni
Girl-Friend k Saath

Aur Bhatakte Rahe
Sachi Mohabbat Kerne
Wale Saari Raat ... ;->

''Marriage is the proces

''Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred.''

2 choozo''n ko pyar ho jata hy

2 choozo''n ko pyar ho
jata hy
Jab dono''nbaray ho
Jaty hyn tou unko pata
chalta hy k dono''n
Murghay hyn ...

Moral :

Choti Umar Mein Pyar
Nahi Kerna Chahiye ... ;->

75 Year Old Lady Ne News

75 Year Old Lady Ne News Paper Me Add Dya

"ZAROORAT-e-RISHTA"

7 Din K Bad Ek Letter Aya

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.Ama is Umer Mein Rishtey Nahi, Farishtey Atey Hain"

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,

Koi to hath utha kr MAANG raha hoga,
Koi sur sangeet RAAG raha hoga,
Yun to sms krnay ko or bhi hain,
Per hum ne socha is waqt 1 tu he Bewaqof JAAG rha hoga ;->

(/./) / " ) "? ----;"; /,,/"( , , )// //// // ye Ghada apka

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ye Ghada apka ha?
Agr nahe to isko aagay bhejte raho jiska hoga wo rakh lega

friendship means

Friendship means:
u happy i happy,
u sad i sad,
u cry i cry,
u laugh i laugh,

u fell down in mud

i dance dhinchak dhinchak dhinchak... ;->

''boti we tu dyl na

''boti we tu dyl na dyde biwi no kidhe dil na dyde saari umer ronda re ga makeup da bill na dyde''

Rang Gorra Karne Wali Cream

Boy to shopkeeper: Rang gorra karne wali cream hai ?

Shopkeepar: Haan hai.

Boy: To phir lagaty Q nahin ?
mein roz darr jata hun tumhein dekh kar.

Sardar Dharakt pe

Sardar Dharakt pe charha to upar bandar ne pocha : Open kyo aya?

Sardar: Apple Khanay

bandar: Yeh to aam ka darakht hai

Sardar: Pata hai, ais liye Apple sath laya hun

secret of good health

Dentist''s Advice on Secret of Good Health:

Alwys treat your toothbrush like a b0yfriend.
Dont let anybody else use it & get a new 1 every 3 months.! B-)

In Pakistan Survey Report to m

In Pakistan Survey Report to me

How many girls want to meet HamY

Survey Results

YES: 9%
NO: 0%

91%: Sapne na dikhao hamari aisi kismat kahan

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