What Is Pure And Simple

What Is Pure And Simple
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
;->
  

May, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2223 views       Funny

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An ailing grandmother is talking to her favourite granddaughter.

"Dori,I''m old n weak,
n I know that the time for me to leave is near.
I want u to inherit my farm,
includin the barn,the villa,the tractors,the farmhouse,all the livestock."

"Wow, Thank u so much,Grandma!
I didnt know u even HAD a farm.
where is it?"
grandma replied,
"You can find it on my Facebook account.
Just click on Farmvil after login in
password: just4dori.. =P ;->
Wife Running After A Garbage Truck: Am I Too Late For The Garbage?

Hubby Following Her Yelled: Not Yet.

Jumpppp Innnn Fastttt.
Kesa lgta hy?

Barasti barish me

Hawa k jhonko''n k sang

Khamoshi se
Chalty huey

Koi apka hath thaam k

Hauley se keh
de

"Ae sweater landay da paya ae? =P ;)
A Robber,
A Gangster & A Murderer Are In The Same Car,
Who Will Be Driving The Car?






Ans: A Police Officer!!
Apni Pasand Ka
Number Choose Kare''n

10 , 20 , 30 , 40 , 50
60 , 70 , 80 , 90 , 100





















Aur

Utna Balance Mere
Number Pe Easyload
Kerw De''n ;->
How True My Feelings Were I Found Out To Be
The Best Thing In My Life Was When You Married Me

Thank You My Loving Wife(Loving Husband),

For The Years We Share I Know One Thing For
Sure We Make A Wonderful Pair.
Pagal Hyn Wo Log
Jo
Pyar Main
Larkion Ko Miss Kerte Hain




Aray Miss Kerna Hai
Tou
Macharo’n Ko Karo






Jo Khud Aa K Un Ko Kiss Kerte Hyn ;->
*"Elan-E-Aam"*,''

''*"Apni Zakaat"*''
Kheraat Sadqaat

Or

Qurbani ki Khaalen
Wapda Ko Dijiey

Is
Se Apko Akhrat
Me Ajjar

Or Dunia
Me Bijli MiLe Gi
Tumhara Naam Phool Rakhon To Bikhar Jaogay.

Tumhara Naam DIL Rakhon To Toot Jaogay.

Lo Rakh Diya Tumhara Naam KESC.

Jab Chhor Kar Jaogay, 1 Ghantay Baad Wapas Aajaogay. :-)


After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
Plz open this after 4days at thursday.
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I know u can''t wait.
So Congratz.
U r a 1st FOOL of 2010.
April Fool in Advance


Ek Muddat Se Meri Maa Nahi Soyi
JAn|x...


Main ne ek baar kaha tha,
Mujhe Raat Ko Bachiyan Phone Karti Hain... =P ;->