What Is Pure And Simple

What Is Pure And Simple
What Is
Pure And Simple
Definition Of
ACCOUNTING ... ?













1 + 1 = 2
(In Private Sector)












1 + 1 = 11
(In Government Sector)
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May, 14 2010     184 chars (2 sms)     2007 views       Funny

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still he was in jail…….why?
coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !
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