If You Are Going To

If You Are Going To
If You Are Going To Do Something
Tonight .....




That




You Will Be Sorry For
Tommorow Morning .....





Sleep Late That Dun Have To
Get Up In The Morning ..... ;->
  

May, 18 2010     192 chars (2 sms)     1966 views       Funny

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Father: what is ur aim my loving daughter.

Daughter: I want to do BBA.

Father: what is that?

Dghtr:''B''oyfrnd ki

''B''ike par

''A''sh!!!!!
ek adbi sher arz kia hai:


meray kunwaiN se paani koi na bharay ~*~


sawaari apnay saaman ki khud hifazat keray
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
When a newly wedded man is happy, we understand why. When a man,

after ten years of marriage, is happy, we don''t understand why.

It''s all a question of time!
Ek Doctor Se Kisi Ne Puchaa,
Ap Ko Kese Pata Chalta Hai K Koi Marr Gaya Hai?

Doctor Ne Jawab Diya...

Mard K Dil Ki Dharkan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Marr Jata Hai

Aurat Ki Zubaan Band Ho Jaye Toh Wo Zinda Nahi Hoti
The World Is Full Of Willing People ....





Some Willing To Work




&





Rest Let Them Willing To Work ... ;->
2 Sardar bank Lootanay gaye ..par gun bhool gaye phir bhi bank loot liya .. KAISE ??
after all manager bhi Sardar the..bola gun kal dikha jana!
Interviewer:WHAT IS A SKELETON ?
Sardar:" SIR,SKELETON IS A PERSON WHO STARTED DIETING BUT FORGOT TO STOP IT ........."
If U R Going Through HELL Then ???


Then ??
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Keep Going :)
every morning ur d 1st thing tat comes2my mind
i wish i wud start my day with u in my bed
i luv d feel on my lips
u just make my day
i lvu u "NESCAFE"...
Collage Ki Ladki.

Ghar Ki Kidki.

Dono Taadne K Lye Use Hote Hain . . !!
Wife: yesterday-night I saw a dream
That u were sending me
Jewelry and clothes!
Husband: yeah, I saw
your dad paying the bill !!!