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Tum Is Tarah Button Daba Daba K Kharab Kar Doge..
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May, 13 2010 161 chars (2 sms) 1793 views Funny

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1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya

1 Pathan Bap Ki Death Par Bohat Roya
Phr Uski Behan Ka Fon Aya,
Pathan Or B ziada Rone Laga.Logon Ne Pucha,
kya hua?

Pathan: Meri Bhen K Abu Ka B Intiqal Ho Gya

Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe

Mareez Dr. Se: Heart transplant k baad mjhe dance aur paisa acha lagne laga he.

Kia me jawan ho gya hun?

Dr: Nahi, Tumhe jo dil lagaya he wo Khusray ka ha.

Mene apne ghar walo

Mene apne ghar walo ko bata dia hai wo sab maan gae hai,

tm b apne ghr walo ko bta do,wo b maan jaenge k
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Shan biryani k sath korma masala free hai.

bachhe ko pdhaya kre

Teacher ne 1bachhe ki mom ko likha-
Bache ko nehla k bheja kre..

Mom ne note pdne k baad likha-
Bachhe ko pdhaya kre, sungha na kre...

Wife: Suno Jii DR

Wife: Suno Jii DR ne mujhe ek mahinay ka aaram ke liye kisi Hill Station par jane ko kaha hai Hum Kaha Jayegaye?

Husband: Dosray DR ke Pass

Boy U r d Sunshine

Boy U r d Sunshine
Of My Life !
Without U Life’s Like A
Dreamy Cloud !
U r In My Heart Like A
Lovely Drizzle In d Sun !
Girl: Now Go Further
I’ve 2 Listen More
Weather Report :p

Ek ladka tha,use

Ek ladka tha,use kabhi pyar nahi hua tha, uske pant ka zip hamesha khula rahta tha kyon?

Kyonki
Pyar bina ''chain'' kahan re

Chaaku dikha kar loot liya

Sardar:Kal raat mujhe ek admi ne chaaku dikha kar loot liya.

Dost:Par yaar tere pas to hamesha Pistol hota hai?

Sardar:Wo maine chupa di thi warna wo bhi loot leta.

child in washroom

Nowadays,

Child in washroom.
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Mommm!
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Mom: han beta bolo!

Child: mujhe constipation ho gaya hai zara facebook pe status toh set kar dain!
:D :P

What Does Princess Diana

What Does Princess Diana & A Bottle Of French Wine Have In Common . . . ? ? ?

They Both Came Frm France In a Wooden Box . . . ;->

TOM CrUISE

TOM CrUISE went to court to prove that he is the most Handsome & good Looking on earth but he failed and came out Angrily and asked:
Yar YE Hamy koun HAi ??

Nine Zero Pe 1

Nine Zero Pe 1
Muhajir Gun Le Kr Khara
Hogaya . Jo b Wahan Se
Guzarta
Us Se Poochta: TUM KON?
Man : Pathan
Muhajir Shot
DhUzZzZ

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Man : Baloch
DhUzZzZz

Muhajir: TUM KON ?
Khusra : Tera Baap
Muhajir : Jao Yaar
Apno Ko KonMaray ...

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