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''Tumhari yaad to muje aise ati hai...

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jese aandhi main shoper atay hain..''
  

May, 24 2010     107 chars (1 sms)     2529 views       Funny

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Teacher To 16 Years Old Student: Kaka Tenu
Pata Hy, Es Umr Vich Quaid-e-Azam Ne Matric
Ker Liya C ...

Student: Sir Twadi Umar Vich Bhutto Phansi V
Charh Gya C ... ;->
"Golden Words"



Agar tum jisay pasnad kartay ho usse na pa sako tou



''LANAT HAI TUM PE''
Whenever You Feel Sad
Think O Me & Say

"HumAyun"
Is So Sweet

You''ll Smile
Automatically ..





Coz





Sach Bolne Se Mann Ko
Sukoon Milta Hy ... ;->
Ek Sheikh Ki Beti Ka Operation Hua
Doctor Ne Kaha Pathri Nikli Hai
Sheikh Bola Lao Mujhay Do
Doctor Ne Kaha Woh Kya Karo Gay
Sheikh Bola Itni Mehngi Mili Hai Bechoon Ga.
''4 things bOys dO in exam hal:

1.counting nO Of gals 2.flirting w/ lady invigilator
3.reading d brand name Of pen
4.thinkings 2stdy 4next exam-:-D..


Aao Ehad Kare''n k
3 Cheezei''n Haath Se
Kbhi Nhi Jane De''n Ge

Sharafat



Sadaqat


Aur















Un Ki Girlfriends ... ;->
''Muslim lady:assalamo alikum! Molvi: yeh jannt main jayegi Hindu lady:Namasty! Molvi: yeh dozakh main jayegi Christian lady:Hi darling molvi: ye mere sath jayegi''

Whoever Says
''Money Can''t Buy
Happiness''
Is A Fool ...

Money Can Surely Buy
Happiness ...

Give Me Some
And
Watch Me Smile ... =P ;)
1 Angraiz PAKISTAN aya URDU sekhnay. Kuch arsey baad wo wapas gaya to logo ne kaha k kya sekha?

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Angraiz ne kaha
"BiJLI CHALI GAYI"
"BiJLI A GAYI"
koi na hay aisa.....?



koi nai hay aisa....?



"Waves Triplet" k Jaisa. ha ha ha


Dentist Ki Beti-

Tumne Dady Se ShadiKi Bat Ki?

Boy-Mera Hosla Nhi Hua

Khamosi Se Or 1Daat Niklwa K Aya
Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week... ;->