Girl: when we get

Girl: when we get married, i want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden..
Boy: it''s very kind of you, darling, but i don''t have any worries or troubles..
Girl: well that is because we aren''t married yet....

May, 21 2010 234 chars (2 sms) 2027 views Funny

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Scratch & Win

Scratch & Win ..

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Pathan ...

Ye Kia Jeet Lia ... ;->

I Like You I Like You

I Like You

I Like You

I Really Like You

I Really Really Like you....

Kyunki Geeta mai likha hai

"PAAP SE NAFRAT KARO PAAPI SE NAHI"..!!!

Maa Maa

Maa

Maaaa

Maaaaaa

Maaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaaa

Maaaaaaaaarch

What iz dis?

Stupid..!

This iz
"LONG MARCH"

sood haram hay

Baap: Afsos ke tm emtehan mein fail hogae..

beta: kia karta sab sawal sood pr the or sood haram hay ;->

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

''Mujhe apki 10 aadatien boht achi lagti hain....

1. Ap khubsurat aur nek dil insan hain,

2.

3.

4.

5.

6.

7.

8.

9.

10.

BaaQi mazaq kal krenge...''

U r My BEST SMART CUTE GENIUS SWEET

U r My BEST
SMART
CUTE
GENIUS
SWEET
&
INTELIGENT
FRND

NOTE:
All Chahractrs In Dis
Msg r Imaginay
Resemblnce 2
Anyone''s Lyf Is Purely
Coincidental
;->

PtA dEcLaReD

PtA dEcLaReD tHaT sEnDiNg MsJ Ab0uT"FaRaZ" Is uNeThIcAl & c0nSiDeReD cRiMe.YoUr sIm wiLL b bLokEd iN cAsE Of vIoLaTi0n.

GeO NeWz

LaMbI LaMbI cHoR k GeO..;->

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye

Aye khuda aaj barsaat ho jaaye
kam se kam 1 katori paani bhar jaaye....

jo mujhe sms nahi karte ho
unka fon us me doob jaaye
na rahega fon na bajegi ringtone. . .;)

what wud u do

what wud u do if u have to call a crow??

crow-ko-dial :)

Everyday same wishes

Everyday same wishes
R u bored of it? Let it b different Dis timeLet da devils sing around u, mummies dance around u, vampires sit behind uve a HORRIBLE NIGHT

Maths Teacher Asks

Maths Teacher Asks A Boy What Are 2,4,10,17?
The Boy Replies
They Are HBO, ZOOM, SONY And POGO... ;->

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai

gum mein jeene me maza aata hai.
gareebo ke ghar bhi khudaa jata hai..
1 hum hai barish ki tarah sms karte hai
1 aapka sms sarkari nal k pani ki tarah aata hai

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Girl: when we get

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