I''m Sorry Yar,

I''m Sorry Yar,
I''m Sorry Yar,
Aaj Tak Mene Tujhe Avoid Kia,
Kai Bar Tujhse Baat Nai Ki,
Tujhse Hath Nai Milaya,
Sorry Yar Mujhe Pata Nai Tha Ki "AIDS" Chhune Se Nai Phailta.....
  

May, 21 2010     168 chars (2 sms)     2164 views       Funny

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"Yet To Be Seen"
Three ways to catch a tiger :

1. NEWTONS METHOD :

Allow the tiger to catch u & catch the tiger . . .

2. EINSTEINS METHOD :

Chase the tiger until it becomes tired, then catch it . . .

3. PAKISTANI POLICE METHOD :

Catch a cat & beat it until it accepts its a tiger . . . . ;->
Darya-e-Ravi main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai. i main pani ka level khatre k nishaan se opper chala gaya hai, par tension ki koi baat nahi hai Army ki rescue team ne khatre ka nishaan aur opper kardia hai.
MOTOROLA K Add Mai ADNAN SAMI K Liye Kya Message Hai..?



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HELLO MOTO... ;->

KArAchi RoCk3rS
What Will Bunty Say To Bubly If He Sees Him After A Long Time????

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Hieeeeeeee !!!

''Today is Newspaper,
Yesterday is Wastepaper,
Life is Testpaper,
and
Friendship is Bestpaper,
so don''t use it as Tissuepaper''.:-P
DARD BHAREE POETRY ARZ HA!

DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE
DIL WICH CHUBHI SOIE


OOEE OOEE OOEE OOEE


HA HA HA!
Uski Nazar Meri Taraf Thi

Meri Nazr Uski Tarf Thi

Vo Mugh Se Kuch Kehna
Chahti Thi

Main Us Se Kuch Puchna
Chahta Tha


Dono Ise Uljan Mein
Bethe Rahe Aur Exam
Over Ho Gaya
40th Birthday Messages

What most persons consider as virtue,

after the age of 40

is simply a loss of energy.

Happy 40th Birthday!
How do you convert a BUS into a female ??
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Come late to the bus stop.. BUS MISS ho Jaayegi... !
Mil gya

Oye hoe mil gya

O bally bally mil gya

Dhinchik dhinchik mil gya





Apne saray kaam chor k fazul sms parhne wala 1 or bewakoof mill gya..:
''Ata Hy Mujh Ko Yad Wo School Ka Zamana…..
Wo Harami Pan Ki Batain….
Wo Bachiyan Phasana….
Wo Hasna Hasana….
Wo Canteen K Lala Ko Chutiya Banana….
Teachrz Ki Hatana…
Wo Punishment Milna…..
Wo Tully Mar K Murghiyan Churana….
Wo Exams Ki Ratto Main Suttey Lagana…..
Wo Tention Ko Film Dekh K Urrana Or Pharrey Bana K Undrwere Main Chupana Na…..
Ab Wo Din Hy Na Wo Ratain Na Bachiyan Na Mulaqatain
Agr Kch Hy Tu Bs….
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Yadain Hi Yadain.